Emo guys, you look like a girl. Knock it off (20 Photos)

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  • Anonymous

    16,18,19 not guys.

    • Weezy

      Hard to tell tho, isn’t it?

      • getalifenoob

        yes they are…your just trying to hard to justify why you have the weirdest boner right now.

  • Publican

    oh god i hate these people

    • mook

      Ya know I never really revert to the caveman attitude of beating things physically but these guys sure bring that quality out in me.

      • mclendonmeister

        I couldn't agree with you more. It just seems like they're asking for it. take #17 for instance, you just can't look at his little face without wanting to bring your fist down on it.

  • Matt

    Emo = Fags (1st)

    • Anonmouse

      First? Swing and a miss…

  • chillfest

    some of these girls are seriously hot

  • Anonymous

    They’re all so pretty.

  • asdj

    they’re all gay anyway so who cares!

  • Anonmouse

    I forget what we used to call guys that looked like this back in the New Wave 80’s… oh yeah, we called them GAY!

    • Anonymous

      wow! you must’ve been so cool!

  • Brandon

    #10 kind of reminds me of Michael McKean in Spinal Tap

  • bohous

    Haaar!
    My 4 yo just just peeked over my shoulder at the front page and axed “who is the picture of that girl?”

    • Joey

      Maybe you and your 4 yo could axe someone to teach you english..

      • Jesse Lukaras

        axed is a futurama joke.

  • Robi5150

    #10…Albinemo?

  • Robi5150

    # 2 The dude in front is a nonconformist. He flat out REFUSES to cross his arms.

  • HellHathNoFury

    12 looks like someone’s behind him with a flamethrower…as they should be.

  • markybhoy

    What a bunch of fucking poofs.

  • Anonymous

    Man i hate them…

  • Weezy

    I’m actually ok with this, only because it gives normal guys better odds. Whatever girl is gonna hook up with these losers is somebody I don’t need to be interested in…….

  • Romina

    The 80s was a lot worse!

  • D

    Once upon a time in America, it was actually cool to look and act like a man. Then the media started telling little boys that we should all become more European…..blah, blah, blah; and the rest is history.

    • nelly02

      european? get over yourself cock snogger.

      • D

        European; that’s what I said fuck face.

        • Superfresh

          Europe sucks ass

          • MichaelGS

            hey don’t b;ame us for your fuck-ups. we’re got our own problems of chavs and hipsters but emos are not our fault. i’m guessing youve never set foot outside of the good ol’ US of A…so which are you? rednecks? hillybillys? hicks?

            • D

              Actually you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. I’ve been been to several European countries for extended amounts of time. Maybe you shouldn’t jump to conclusions dipshit! Funny how you use all the cliche terms (redneck, hillbilly, etc). You have no fucking clue what you’re even talking about. Do you even really understand those terms? Do you even realize that these are just words used by the liberal elite to downgrade those that disagree with them? Just go put a cock in that mouth of your’s, and save all of us from having to hear your bullshit.

            • MichaelGS

              sorry i didnt realise i was talking to the emperor of the internets here! yes i have no idea what im talking about. my living in numerous countries around the world including a number of european ones couldnt possibly compare to extended periods. i have been living a lie, thanks you. and yes i do undertand those terms, do you understand irony? seems like you dont, just saying. also didnt realise you were part of the downtrodden conservative masses, we must protect you lest you die out like the dodo

            • D

              I didn’t know that there was more than one interenet to be “emperor” of; I’ll have to look into that. It’s OK, you don’t have to be sorry to me; I realize that you don’t know what you’re talking about. We also have the mentally handicapped here in America as well (they mostly live in San Francisco and NY), and I do understand that you cannot process thoughts as easily or as quickly as others. No need to protect me, protect youself my friend. What is happening in places like Greece and France is certain to come to a town near you very soon; your future has been written. As for someone living outside of the EU, I would like to find a cure for the “plague” before it spreads any further than it already has within my own walls. Good luck to you!

            • MichaelGS

              so you don’t get irony, you don’t get an “internets” joke, but you are amongst the 2% of southern conservatives who understands the english language… you’re a regular ol’ conundrum ain’t ya buddy. next time you try mock some one’s spelling, you might wanna check your own first, might save you from looking like a pseudo-intellectual fucknut (well more of one anyway). Nobody cares about what’s going on in France (not even the French) and Greece is known as the global infuential powerhouse so you can’t blame all of Europe for still an essentially American problem. What’s next? It’s Africa’s fault for your obesity problems? Or ‘Nam was Australia’s fault? Just own up and we can all get along because, I’ll be honest, I like your style.

            • D

              Funny how when you fuck up by implying that there is more than one internet, it happens to be a “joke.” Whatever dude…… If it was a joke, then you’re as funny as you are intelligent. I never called you out on your spelling; I called you out on your lack of knowledge. I love how a lot of people outside of America try to act like we’re morons, and that they are somehow privvy to knowledge that is unavailable to Americans. Believe me, if Europeans are so smart, they wouldn’t be bending over and offering up their little cinnamon rings to their governments on a daily basis. They wouldn’t be traveling all the way across the pond to receive “real” healthcare when the shit really hits the fan. I also love how you make out like you’re this worldly guy who has spent years and years living amongst many different cultures. Judging by the rather feminine picture you’ve posted, you’re what maybe 30 to 32 years old. OKAY Mr. fucking “been there, done that.” Next you’ll be telling me the horror stories of what it was like fighting against the Nazis in WWII. Next time you want to bash Americans, why don’t you first ask yourself something; if we’re so fat, hateful, stupid, and whatever other insult you want to come up with, then why are there so many fucking immigrants beating down the doors to get in? It’s also funny how you call me a “southern conservative.” Interesting…… I guess I am now, because I was born and spent 32 years of my life in Los Angeles, and finally got fed up watching what European style politics had done to my home state. CA is now a fucking bankrupt cess pool, thaks to their politics. Bag on the south all you want, but you won’t find kinder, more hard-working people anywhere on this planet. But then again, you probably already knew that seeing as what a hardened traveler you are. Hell, you probably fought in the American Civil War, right?

            • MichaelGS

              well less of a joke and more of reference some LOLcat memes but without the picture it was wasted and ill admit not my best work. I’m not trying to say all Americans are fat, hateful, close-minded bigots, JUST YOU. and i only know a handful of “southern conservatives” so cant make an informed decision on the all like you seem to be able to do based on your extended periods, but they were nice enough people. second-hardest workers ive ever met. and sure Europeans emigrate to the States, but they dont make the top 10 of people fleeing real poverty stricken cesspools. Americans do make the top 10 coming to europe though (I know its unbelievable people LEAVE the land of milk & honey too). and before you call me a know it all, this isnt me talking, this is the Department for Homeland security so your point is essentially moot. and finally i wasnt there for the Civil War of course as I’m not American, but cor blimey gov’ the i was there shooting at those wimpy founding fathers for queen and country

            • D

              I’m a closed-minded bigot? Let’s talk about irony again my friend, shall we? Seeing as how you basically had extremely unimpressive comebacks for only roughly 5% of what I stated in my last post, I’ll assume that you’ve run out of steam. As I am slightly disappointed, I will bow out for now. Until we meet again………

            • MichaelGS

              was out on the road most of the day, couldnt get long enough access to the computer to argue better. I was gonna suggest we move this arguement to a private blog because im sure all the other people that ticked that little “notify me of follow up comments” hate us so much right now. farewell nemesis. may the “live long and prosper” be with you.

          • EUROPEAN

            YOUR FACE, AND DONT YOU EVER TALK ABUT FUCKING EUROPE AGAIN BEFORE I TEAR OUT YOUR EYES, SINCE OBVIOUSLY YOU BITCHES CANT SEE THE BEAUTY THAT WE ARE ALL ONE WORLD AND YES, EUROPE IS PART OF THAT. IF YOU SAID THAT EUROPE SUCKED ASS RITE HERE IN MY FACE I WOULD SLAP YOU SO HARD ID KNOCK YOU OUT AND WOULDNT HAVE TO DO THE WORSE THING EVER TO YOU. ITS BITHCES LIKE YOU THAT GETS PEOPLE HATIN, AND YES IM A HATER, BUT I DON LET U SPEAK BOUT MY NATIONALITY LIKE THAT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. thank you.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Shouldn’t EMO hair cut itself?

    • God

      Joke of the century. Really.

      • jeff in Australia

        Yeah …. that was good.. you win for today.!

  • ?

    seriously where do these emos live? i havent seen any in about a year….i thought they were gone…

    • CAZ

      The Hipsters ate them and washed it down with PBR.

  • top dog

    I….I don’t what to say, we failed somewhere.

    • top dog

      I don’t know what to say is what I was trying to say.

    • NANA

      LOL NICE WE DID

  • Jay

    Blame effeminate looking anime characters for this crap. Go play Final Fantasy to see what I mean.

    Stupid har… check
    Gender neutral … check
    Skin tight, overly flamboyant clothing … check.

  • Matt

    ahhhh get these fags outta my sight.

  • curious

    I’ve always wondered what the teenage boys who wear very tight, very low rise pants do when they get the obligatory random teenage boner. They have no where to put it. Maybe they’re all just so small it doesn’t matter? Any ideas?

  • evilorstupid

    Leave Britney Alone! Pick on these losers instead.

  • http://powersticks.wordpress.com powersticks

    I think we should round up all the emos and put them through Marine Basic Combat Training. It’ll kill off the weak ones (90% of them) and turn the remaining panzys into normal people.

    • the joe

      well, the marine basic training would be good, but then we’d have to create giant fire-breathing zombie alligators with laser eyes ridden by 12-headed flaming samurai porcupine monkeys shooting M2 .50 cal rifles one-handed just to counteract the decrease in the “HOLY FUC* MY PUBIC HAIR FELL OUT BECAUSE THAT’S SO AWESOME” factor.

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