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What if Jesus got revenge? (Video)

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  • maxspain

    Ha ha ha ha ha…. “it is finished”

    Zombie Jesus Rampage FTW!

  • Cocos Island

    I would suggest jesus exploting people with his mind.

    A gun is not that funny here.

  • steve

    Hahaha that could be off the wall. But its good that we can laugh at these things. Compare to if it depicted Muhammad then we would all have to die as infidels.

    Why cant some people talk these things as not serious??

  • CunningLinguist

    eh…..id much rather see a zombie jesus.

  • yessir

    yup, 28days later style jebus rampage flick after he escapes from the tomb would be awesome.

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  • God

    “What if?” He’s supposed to get revenge…you know…apocalypse and all that. And the bible’s depiction of his revenge is infinitely more epic than this is. Not that I believe it, but the bible really is a good read.

  • Think about it

    If we start counting years at the birth of Jesus and he lived to be 33 how would he have been crucified over 2000 years ago?

  • CunningLinguist

    i pictured my jesus as more of that guy in the tuxedo t shirt, you know? like it says im formal, but im also here to party?!?

  • Melissa

    Thats really blasphemous to call Jesus a zombie, thats something you should repent of. Thank you so much for the nice compliment about my breasts. That was so sweet of you. Thanks for the kind compliment about my caboose.

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