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Hilarious wasp rant (1 rant)

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Comments:

  1. RandomBystander#6 says:

    I LOLed

  2. destructoid says:

    that was surprisingly hilarious

  3. schol dump says:

    this is a muthefucking wasp

  4. Zooks says:

    ha-ha. :P

  5. hancock says:

    wasps fukin scare me

  6. HardCore Mike says:

    I often kill ‘lone wasps’. DIE WASP, DIE!

  7. Lionhearte says:

    Haha, nice one.. Someone check the 4chan boards for sauce. Too scared to go there alone anymore.

  8. TETE says:

    hahahahah that made me lol

  9. Metronil says:

    ROFMAOMAO

  10. top dog says:

    That was un-surprisingly stupid. If I see a wasp I’am swatting it.

  11. Thisisme says:

    I always seem to be around someone like top dog when a wasp shows up. He starts swatting, I stand the F@#! there, and then I get stung from the pissed off wasp. WTF?

  12. LOL says:

    I’m not scared of no damn wasp…even a whole colony of the little bastards! They can suck my dick. Especially when I have the can of wasp spray that’ll go 20 feet…or a can of gasoline…or a garden hose.

    The rant was funny though. People do tend to suck their panties up their butthole over these little bastards. :P

  13. HellHathNoFury says:

    They are the bitch stepmother of the bumblebee and honey bee

  14. Infra says:

    most probably 4chan. Haven’t seen it there but most probably someone posted it there and it spread. There are a lot like these. Look up “EXTREME ADVERTISING” on Encyclopedia Dramatica or the more SFW knowyourmeme.com

  15. That guy says:

    One word…

    Flamethrower.

  16. Buffet says:

    HULK SMASH PUNY WASP!

  17. bigdaddydrew says:

    As a kid I used to kill piles of them with a badminton racquet. They were always about while trying to swim. One day I decided to eradicate them, or at least make think about going elswhere. I racked up so many I piled them next to the pool as a warning to the others. In the pool was best because they get smart and try to divert you and then sneak up behind. So I would sink down like a gator so just my eyes were above…then BAM…dead wasp….. They were a smart and valiant adversary though, I must say.

  18. Jory says:

    Fuck that.. I got attacked by a whole swarm of wasps and was bitten 14 times.. I fuckin hate wasps

  19. Shadowtag says:

    Left out the entire part about wrapping yourself up in a blanket and refuse to so much as use the toilet until you’re sure.

    Could just be me.

  20. Jimi Luckum says:

    That wasn’t funny. That was a stupid rant.;

    You know what i do when a wasp comes near me……..? I blow on that mother fucker.

    Yeah, that’s right, i blow on his ass. The relative size of a wasp compared to the exhailing capacity of my lungs is the equivalent of a force-9 tornado on that cunt.

    Works every time. Try it.

  21. james says:

    hello all

  22. Always Last says:

    Last!!!

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