March 25, 2010 |
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If anybody knows the source of this great rant, please send it to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com
that was surprisingly hilarious
this is a muthefucking wasp
wasps fukin scare me
I often kill ‘lone wasps’. DIE WASP, DIE!
you’re on some kind of list now.
Its the shit list
Haha, nice one.. Someone check the 4chan boards for sauce. Too scared to go there alone anymore.
hahahahah that made me lol
That was un-surprisingly stupid. If I see a wasp I’am swatting it.
I always seem to be around someone like top dog when a wasp shows up. He starts swatting, I stand the F@#! there, and then I get stung from the pissed off wasp. WTF?
I’m not scared of no damn wasp…even a whole colony of the little bastards! They can suck my dick. Especially when I have the can of wasp spray that’ll go 20 feet…or a can of gasoline…or a garden hose.
The rant was funny though. People do tend to suck their panties up their butthole over these little bastards.
They are the bitch stepmother of the bumblebee and honey bee
most probably 4chan. Haven’t seen it there but most probably someone posted it there and it spread. There are a lot like these. Look up “EXTREME ADVERTISING” on Encyclopedia Dramatica or the more SFW knowyourmeme.com
HULK SMASH PUNY WASP!
As a kid I used to kill piles of them with a badminton racquet. They were always about while trying to swim. One day I decided to eradicate them, or at least make think about going elswhere. I racked up so many I piled them next to the pool as a warning to the others. In the pool was best because they get smart and try to divert you and then sneak up behind. So I would sink down like a gator so just my eyes were above…then BAM…dead wasp….. They were a smart and valiant adversary though, I must say.
Fuck that.. I got attacked by a whole swarm of wasps and was bitten 14 times.. I fuckin hate wasps
Left out the entire part about wrapping yourself up in a blanket and refuse to so much as use the toilet until you’re sure.
Could just be me.
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