‘Alien vs Pooh’. You heard me right (47 Photos)

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Take 3 minutes out of your day to read the creepiest kid’s book ever. No really.
alien vs pooh 0 e1270055186624 Alien vs Pooh. You heard me right (47 Photos)
Artwork and insane story done by a person who calls himself “Giant Hamburger“, or G.H. Burger for short.

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  • Jeffery2102

    wtf did i just read?! why do i feel like i have just been hypnotized or something?

  • chiver


  • http://myragehush.wordpress.com myragehush

    This is your brain on power up mushrooms.

  • krisb

    Not impressed.

  • Fail Rater

    Wow, i think i got to the 10th picture and said fuck it, scrolled to the bottom to look at comments. since they are usually better then most of the pictures. and double disappointed.


    The ratio of length to funny in this story sucked.

    • nosferatu

      mo too.

    • Da Cuntstabber

      It wasn't supposed to be funny but creepy.

  • HHNFFan

    I want my 3 minutes back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hattori Hanzo

    ok i’ll admit 6 made me laugh a bit but other than that im just confused

  • confused

    another child hood memory destroyed by the internet

  • HellHathNoFury

    Winnie the Pooh is already depressing and odd, but this was just like a lonely 14 yr old boy’s cartoon.

  • Equalizer

    You really need a new hobby

  • Preformed Cone

    That was really crap.

  • Joey

    I kept wanting it to get better but it never did, my brain feels numb

  • j

    I feel as if my mentality has been stolen, and in it’s place, a lowly and shallow void has been left. This is how Anne Frank must have felt, hiding under floor boards, unable to breathe loudly.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    I was warned thru school, not to doodle and let my mind wander. I guess, this would have been me… Thank god the nuns beat me with rulers!

    • Da Cuntstabber

      Die religious cunt die!

  • slutifer

    that happens when you smoke too much weed

  • NTFW

    The writing is GENIUS… and insanity.


  • Nick4444

    What is this? I don’t even

  • http://gianthamburger.wordpress.com gianthamburger

    Hail Citizens!

    You guys are a tough audience.
    I wouldn’t have it any other way.
    I enjoy the sweetness and the salt.


    • HellHathNoFury

      Oh, and almost forgot:
      *shakes fists* YOU did this to us!

    • HellHathNoFury

      I would, but I’m sick of the time spent in court for public indecency.

    • jeff in Australia

      Dear Mr. Burger… You should be ashamed.
      If you add all of the 3 minutes of all of the people that you have tricked into reading this, this… words escape me… it’s a lot. Think of all the things that could have been done with all of those 3miutesess. You are no better than or different from, some of the comments on these pages, except you have pictures. I hope my outrage has come through in these words, because I am outraged. I was going to write something that took you 3 minutes to read, so that you too would feel outrage at the waste of time you had just wasted… but I’m so outraged that I can’t think of anything else to type…..

      • Anonymous

        considering this is the internet, the 3 minutes wasted would have been used to look at porn.

      • http://gianthamburger.wordpress.com gianthamburger


        I feel no shame.
        I realize you are a very busy person and I have wasted your valuable time.
        In the process I have cause you an unspecified amount of outrage.
        These are unfortunate but unavoidable consequences to my doodles.
        You are a victim in this scenario and I hope you understand that it was nothing personal.

        • jeff in Australia

          Oh… all right then…
          I will now move my tongue, it was getting tired being firmly planted in my cheek…

          • Giant Hamburger

            I sometimes wear mine on a leather cord around my neck.

  • Pinchy


  • d.Y.

    These cats above me didn’t like it because it made them feel bad. That was the point. It wasn’t a joke with a punchine, it was trippy & uncomfortable & very well done.

  • Westfall Boars Preservation Society

    How depressing to see that the Robot Chicken school of comedy is just as popular as ever here in 2010. Take two nostalgic icons that are radically different, mix them together, throw in some ultra-violence / swearing / out-of-character behavior / corny jokes, stir vigorously, chill and serve. Bonus brain-teaser: which was worse – the ‘art’ or the ‘jokes’?

    • Da Cuntstabber

      Robot Chicken school of comedy? i suppose you're sober then… Ever heard of Spike Milligan?Private Eye? The very first SNL?
      Which is worse your poor understanding of a not at all "ultraviolent" story ot yer poor choice of view?

  • Wills1215

    I think I will print it and read it to my 4 year old… COOL !!

  • Vicarious

    Yup, fully awesome.

  • CoffeeBreak


  • LOL

    Okay. I don’t hate it. I don’t love it. Don’t really want my 3 minutes back…I came, I saw, I commented. I guess that isn’t the response you’re looking for GH? You didn’t move me either direction. {shrug}

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