Candice Swanepoel is no joke (40 Photos)

  • ROK

    ANOTHER APRIL FOOL'S JOKE!!! she's too hot to be real c'mon you guys! obviously computer generated or something.

    • admirer

      its not joke google it dude

  • effemel

    THANK YOU for not blinding us with another false post of fat/naked/ugly men/women again and for sharing this post full of win

    • BigE

      I was about to quit viewing the Chive today after the first few posts. This has renewed my faith in the Chive.

  • krisb

    She should be on exhibit at a petting zoo.

    • forge

      A *heavy* petting zoo.

      • HellHathNoFury

        Ha, WIN

  • doodle

    the plethora of guys in thongs and boner shots and other april fools posts i waded through to get here makes this feel like the fucking best gallery ever.

  • gildo


  • Matt

    damn shes hot

  • jethro


  • Equalizer

    So, where’s the April fool joke? Is She a Guy?…

    • Mustafa_Beer

      As I scrolled farther and farther into the post, I had a deep concern the next pic would be Roseanne Barr in a bikini…
      Thank you, Chive The life you saved was mine

  • Weezy

    She makes my ‘poel’ swane

  • EuHHH

    Nice. I think she’s from Google, Kansas. I’m gonna Topeka her.

  • Thankgod

    It’s about fucking time we got a good quality post.

  • NTFW


  • stafferty

    glorious, except # 31, no matter how hot she is, she cannot overcome the level of wtf in that picture.

  • vicdamone505

    Used to be a man Dr. Bieber of Trinidad CO did good job here. Google him and the town. Sex change capitol of the world

  • Mike

    FINALLY!!!! A post that dosen’t end in a BAD April fools day joke!!!

  • Joe Clyde


    I think we have an official 10.

  • Jodie

    Wow she makes my balls tingle in a happy way.

  • confused

    Yay theChive done a non-joking post today

  • Martin

    Damn Gina!!!

  • forge

    I love panties.

    Boy a coupla these however, Photoshop much? Holy frick with the artificial highlighting.

  • jeff in Australia

    I too am in lust with this beautiful creature.
    It is a pity I am such high maintenance and she can’t afford me..

    • HellHathNoFury

      Sour grapes do make the best whine. I’ll have some, thanks.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Oh, hey, you can check the toasty warm post on the Berry if you’d like.

  • me

    damm!!! too perfect…i might explode

  • HellHathNoFury

    She’s so perfect. do I love her or hate her? Her hips….i’m in love. I’m off to cry in front of the mirror now, haha.
    it would be just terrible* if you posted pics of her every day.
    *this may not actually be true

    • BigE

      I do have to agree, her hips are incredible! She is so Beautiful. 13 & 35 make me want to offer her a cheeseburger though.

    • HHNFFan

      Probably as dumb as a box of rocks…Unlike you!

  • Nagrom



  • nosferatu

    Bet she used to have a penis.

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