• Jay2Macs

    Can’t find it to aim it, so I dangle and drain it!!!

    • Zip Abides


  • Equalizer

    I can’t find my Dick

  • Ron from Somerville

    Damn it! I stepped on a dime again!

    • grossgreg


  • Equalizer

    I’ll give you $5, just pick up that damn disc!…

  • Equalizer

    Life is so UNFAIR!!!

  • Jay

    Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he’s been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.

  • Equalizer

    I’m going to lose a lot of calories here…

  • Hal20xx

    Why did they have to put Mass Effect 2 onto 2 discs? WHY?!

  • Naanmus

    If it were a cheeseburger I might pick it up

  • CunningLinguist

    damnit, i know i dropped my contact around here somewhere…..

    new world of warcraft quests arent as well thought up as they used to be. XP isnt that great either.

  • HardCore Mike

    Objects on floor are harder to reach than they appear!

  • fakefrank

    so that’s what what my balls look like.

  • Equalizer

    Hell NO!… I’m not going to rip my pants again!

  • Anonymous

    if i stand over this cd i can probally see my will agian

  • kramerz

    I bet if that was a Cheeseburger he could get it.


    if i stand over the cd i could see my willy agian…….scratch that if i could get up it would be nice

  • Cheffy

    If there were some porn on that disk, he would pick it up!

  • krisb

    And yet another nerd gives birth to the newest video game craze!

  • krisb

    The Lard Of The Rings!

  • Tommy


  • lambasted

    space donut…nom, nom

  • gee-zeus

    I’ve got one of these fat office drones at my office. He’s so big he takes up the entire hallway between cubicles so no one has a chance of squeezing by.

  • NookEMonster

    Fuck it… it’s gone now.

  • Paul

    To nom or not to nom, that is the question.

  • Nathan

    You have a Minute to Win it,

    • Robi5150

      By far the best! Ya got my vote!

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