Send us your photo right now! theCHIVE will predict your future (40 Photos UPDATE:CLOSED)

john lead Send us your photo right now! theCHIVE will predict your future (40 Photos UPDATE:CLOSED)
You’re all bored at work/school right now so let’s have some fun. Bob and I have been licensed in the state of California as fortune tellers. All you have to do is snap a photo of yourself and send it to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com, or use our handy-dandy upload page and we’ll predict your future! Be creative with this, guys. Now get those camera phones and get moving. Do it for your country!

Chive On!
John n’ Bob

UPDATE: That’s all for today folks. Thanks for sending in your photos and taking your future like a champ. Tune in next week for more madness.

  • Tombody

    goddam that chick is hawt

  • port

    is that john in the first photo? sorry, not up to date on who is who

  • impressario

    haha #8 looks like a cereal killer

  • mssugarkane

    What the Hell is the chair in #13 for??

    • joeoby78

      Here’s your sign……. wear it proudly.

    • Equalizer

      It’s a Chair Licker. Girls sits there and their eyes goes upward in full ecstasy…

    • Michael

      i’ll go ahead and ruin it for you.. those things are tongues. I’ll let your imagination take care of the rest.

      • mssugarkane

        Ohhh i see!! yea, ive never seen one before, very interesting, indeed

    • dos santos

      you can find it at the erotism museum in paris

  • your mom

    its the same guy in 5 and 9

  • zorro123

    #10: Six months suspended sentence for stealing socks at the local K-Mart.

  • markkens

    #10 epic dirt bike crotch-landing FAIL

    kids optional

  • HellHathNoFury

    Who knew there were so many hot and awesome Chivers?

  • chiver

    The teacher in #29 wants it hard.

    • mssugarkane

      That actually looks like a student, just dressed up.

      • chiver


  • Primer Gray

    #7- Spelled you’re wrong.

  • femtrooper

    Awww yay me!

  • Fapper

    @39 I am fapping to your pic now!!!

    • chiver

      fat arms turn you on?

  • HellHathNoFury

    Oh, come on, guys, I’m not THAT ugly. Fine, don’t post me. *sob*

    • Lionhearte

      They didn’t post it because they couldn’t predict your future, which obviously means.. :[

    • Mustafa_Beer

      Maybe if HHNF sent pics that weren’t NSFW, Nevermind, there are none in existance

  • Insert Name Here

    damn you chiver bob!!!!

  • TomorrowByStorm

    #33 Should get an award for being that hot. Hottest Chiver Contest?

  • newfie

    #40: NEWFOUNDLAND (and Labrador) !!!! Get at me wolf!

  • aquakitten1025

    yay! i made it to #27! I’m so stoked for my future!

  • Anonymous

    confused douchebag is really cute! :O

    • (A)

      And I had almost lost faith in the chive.

      (thank you)

  • SaintxXxAsh

    #5 = hotttttt

  • hedy

    wowee…#33 is my occasinal grilfriend. if yoiu think shes hot you should feek her boobies

    • hedythebest

      ok feel, not feek…

      • Mustafa_Beer

        I would do both !

  • BillyBlaze

    31 is that Randy? If so the Broncos suck dude

    • JohnnyT

      Nope..not’s Johnny T!

  • P-90

    #8 Heh!
    #33 You cheeky bastard, we have at least ten hot girls in England.

  • Hugabaloo

    They do realize number 17 is a pepsi product right?

  • bethannie1234

    yes 25 is me and D is the correct answer

  • Anonymous

    does #31 have three lips? that dude creeps me out.

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