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Andre the Giant tries his hand at Bull Fighting. Only problem was they put him up against the biggest fucken bull in the world.

what the bull doesn’t know is once i tire him out, i’ma rip off this wrestling singlet and fuck him

evasive mini-maneuvers!

damnit i was guaranteed 5 whole minutes of fame it’s only been 2 seconds!

Matadorable!!

Watch my shoulder, bitch!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Something about midgets and little bullocks.

Motivational:
Your accomplishments are only limited by your dreams
( so long as your dreams are relatively your size )

Honey, I shrunk the matador.

Oh shit! I think I forgot my lucky rabbit’s foot.

Juan teaches his cow to sic 'em.

THIS IS BULLS**T

If this was a white bull, I wouldn't have a problem

impersonating little red riding hood had its consquences

When they said "midget toss" I didn't expect this!!

While I would call the female body more ertioc, I’ve never wanted to have sex with a woman. And I’ve had opportunities. One was very attractive. But the thought of having sex with her made me want to vomit. (I can appreciate the female form, yet the thought of sex with a woman grosses me out.) All of my fantasies have been about men, all of my obsessions have been about men. I’ve never been sexually drawn to a woman.