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April 12, 2010 |
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#1 how come a 4 meter shark is more than twice as long as a 3.8 meter kayak? .2 of a meter is only a few inches. There's no way it's just perspective of the kayak being further away. If that's not shopped then the dimensions are stated very incorrectly.
Because tat is not a 3.8m Kayak. That guy is not 10ft tall!
Best randomness in a while. Regarding # 28 – Fake breasts are pretty much the anti-boner.
Maybe for you. For me, things like saggy nun breasts are an anti-boner.
To each his own, though.
Saggy nun and rock-hard flotation devices are pretty much the extreme ends of the boob spectrum. Implants are the female equivalent of a dildo. Fake and gross.
Amen to that. Fake boobs don’t look remotely good. I mean I’m not into chicks, but even I think fake boobs look like shit. Men who think they’re hot have serious issues.
Thank god for hot, awesome women here. Not into women? This is a travesty!
Agreed. I don’t understand what’s attractive about a woman whose nipples point in two different directions.
Nah, not to me. Boobs and vajayjays don’t do a thing for me. I don’t like looking at my own, let alone other people’s! lol. What’s bad is that all my female friends seem to be hot for me. It’s the big boobs I guess. *sigh*
I feel for you, girl. In the dark after several drinks, mostly. *ahem* It must be terrible to be really really ridiculously good-looking and have bewbs.
I do agree, though. Vages do kindof look like something from a horror movie.
first things first, if youre going to notice the fact that they are in fact fake breasts, you could also point out the fact that those fake breasts appear to be accompanied by nipple rings, and fake or not, if i can touch them(or anyone for that matter) theyre real enough for me.
p.s. long aligator is loooooooooooong!…..someone had to say it.
to be honest the “real or fake” question to men is like the choice between Coke and Pepsi. We might state a preference, but we’ll take whatevers on tap.
Eh. I think I’d pass on the fake ones. Motorboating just isnt the same when they don’t move.
You can only say you would pass because they are not right in front of you! If they were and she was reaching around the back to untie the bikini I would bet my house you would not be running away!
“I would pass…” –> I definitely LOL’d!
Things I miss about summer…
…hey Zou-Wang, let’s tease the crap out of those fackin’ tigers until they want to just EAT us!!…great idea brother Yin….yeah, zowee, HUZZAH!!!
Number 11 is the sexiest photo ive seen on this site. I dont know what it is, its just super hot.
must be the pedophile in you
I see her age no where. In my head shes 19 and a half.
Looks like you are finally embraceing your inner “tan line fetish”
My… me too I wanna be a milf commander
I am the Clit Commander. (sorry, watched “Jay& Silent Bob Strike Back” last night)
Aimee Mann>Ice T.
But then come to think of it… Almost Everything>Ice T
Where’s #7? Cause that’s awesome.
That kayak wasn’t yellow when he bought it. Holy crap I love Christopher Walken. Who wants to build a fort on 7 with me?
Hey swimmer in 11, more pics, please!
Those implants are unnaturally vertical. Bewbs should not be hard. Haha, special EDward.
…cut some slack on the bewbs, I mean what if you were next to her on the beach, a place full of soft surfaces and nary an edge in sight, and you had a hard-boiled egg you needed to crack open, uh-huh, could happen….that island is great, reminds me of Myst
‘slack’ does mean ‘diamonds’, right?
Christopher Walken is the shit. Is it weird that I want to hug him? I don’t care, cuz he’s awesome.
We need to kidnap him and take him out for some apple pie, just to listen to him talk. You can hug him, I just want to listen to him. and videotape..
I’d love to hear Walken talk dirty to me…
I’m a hugger, what can I say. I’d rather hug Remy Lebeau though. Grab his ass a little . . . or a lot. I’d have him introduce you to Deadpool. *drifts into her dream land where the X-Men universe is real*
I think I need a bag to breathe into. Remy does have that voice, though….hm, drool doesn’t much help my keyboard.
waht was number 5 from? i am wanting to say poolhall junkies but i think that is wrong.
5 was from Joe Dirt
12 should have just said “Meanwhile in Norway…”
I have been wondering when 18 was going to show up on the internet. If you are driving North on route 1 in Mass, its up on the left infront of the square one mall, I was always meaning to take a picture but I generally don’t like to take unnecessary stops in Mass, especially at that mall.
there are like 2 funny-as-hell signs in my small ass hometown. i’ve seen them both on the chive. i guess if it’s out there and it’s funny, these guys will find it.
I have to pass by Square One every day and smile at that every time! It’s such a shitty mall in comparison to North Shore though.
It’s really weird to visit one of my favorite sites and see people talking about the mall I work at (North Shore) and just came home from. That square one sign is legendary, though.
the chive rules
the middle chick in ‘haulin ass’ makes it all worthwhile
#11 looks Brazilian (in more ways than one)
it reduces drag
#11 is fucking hot. Shame the swimsuits are so damn unsexy. Next time get her in a bikini, or better NEKKED!!!
#12: Not somewhere in Norway; everywhere. Thats what Norway’s all about. .
26 and 29 are wonderful. XD
hahahahahaha! edward! classic!
#32 wonder if that’s anything like a CLIT commander
Kevin smith fans unite!!!
Sure thing, BooBoo Kitty-Fuck.
Tan lines indeed.
#28 and 11….MORE !
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