Motorized golf cart scooter, how American

  • Rob

    Cool toy! First?

  • Manicotti

    So basically it’s a Segway with golf clubs attached to it.

    This could actually bring back polo.

  • MichaelGS

    i’d think about taking up golf just so i could justify having one of these

  • 0piate

    how American? firstly it was probably conceived in japan, then assembled in china.

    I wont discount that insulting comment about some Americans being lazy, but truly if it had been an American product, there would have been a beer cooler and a sheath for a 12 gauge shotgun.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Plus, we all know that golfers are doctors and lawyers, and they’re all Jews and Indians.

      • Osborn from WI

        Pretty sure not all Indians like golf you racist. =]

        • etchasketchasaurus

          Well I just looked it up and sure enough….All Indians golf…I believe it’s some sort of DNA requirement…..kinda like black guys and basketball and white people and…. eeerrrr…checkers.

          • Osborn from WI

            U sure man? Site ur source.
            I am from India an Im not a doctor. Besides I was jk with the racist remark; it does seems like all Indians are doctors, ‘cept me. =[

            • HellHathNoFury

              Yeah, I know not all Jews are doctors or lawyers. Heck, most of my family are jewelers or in movie production. *hehe*

            • jeff in Australia

              Do those people ever get enough sleep…?

            • HellHathNoFury

              Not when we stay up all night, obsessively trolling TheChive to keep from nightmares and generally harassing people. And if we’re guidos, we’re orange Jews. *crickets chirp*

    • ChrisDG74

      Yep. Us redneck golfers LOVE our PBR and 12-gauges. Don’t forget the confederate Stars n Bars belt buckle.

  • jeff in Australia

    The men that use these will be one more, or less, step towards having to use a mirror on a stick to see their dick…

    • ChrisDG74

      I would think that if someone IS lazy enough to use this on a regular basis, he probably would not have much use for his pecker in the first place.

  • powersticks

    This is a lot better than riding a golf cart everywhere. You have to stand up using this one. You’re still lazy just not as lazy.

  • jeff in Australia


  • equalizermax

    This is why America is FAT!

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