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Motorized golf cart scooter, how American

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  1. Rob says:

    Cool toy! First?

  2. Manicotti says:

    So basically it’s a Segway with golf clubs attached to it.

    This could actually bring back polo.

  3. MichaelGS says:

    i’d think about taking up golf just so i could justify having one of these

  4. 0piate says:

    how American? firstly it was probably conceived in japan, then assembled in china.

    I wont discount that insulting comment about some Americans being lazy, but truly if it had been an American product, there would have been a beer cooler and a sheath for a 12 gauge shotgun.

    • HellHathNoFury says:

      Plus, we all know that golfers are doctors and lawyers, and they’re all Jews and Indians.

      • Osborn from WI says:

        Pretty sure not all Indians like golf you racist. =]

        • etchasketchasaurus says:

          Well I just looked it up and sure enough….All Indians golf…I believe it’s some sort of DNA requirement…..kinda like black guys and basketball and white people and…. eeerrrr…checkers.

          • Osborn from WI says:

            U sure man? Site ur source.
            I am from India an Im not a doctor. Besides I was jk with the racist remark; it does seems like all Indians are doctors, ‘cept me. =[

            • HellHathNoFury says:

              Yeah, I know not all Jews are doctors or lawyers. Heck, most of my family are jewelers or in movie production. *hehe*

            • jeff in Australia says:

              Do those people ever get enough sleep…?

            • HellHathNoFury says:

              Not when we stay up all night, obsessively trolling TheChive to keep from nightmares and generally harassing people. And if we’re guidos, we’re orange Jews. *crickets chirp*

    • ChrisDG74 says:

      Yep. Us redneck golfers LOVE our PBR and 12-gauges. Don’t forget the confederate Stars n Bars belt buckle.

  5. jeff in Australia says:

    The men that use these will be one more, or less, step towards having to use a mirror on a stick to see their dick…

    • ChrisDG74 says:

      I would think that if someone IS lazy enough to use this on a regular basis, he probably would not have much use for his pecker in the first place.

  6. powersticks says:

    This is a lot better than riding a golf cart everywhere. You have to stand up using this one. You’re still lazy just not as lazy.

  7. jeff in Australia says:

    E4u

  8. equalizermax says:

    This is why America is FAT!

  9. !S!WCRTESTINPUT000000!E! says:

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