Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a ring with a promise (12 Photos)

  • Chris

    Those things take some serious craftmanship, don’t they? Still ugly as hell, but they can’t be easy to make.

  • jeff in Australia

    Cost about the same as the houses they depict..?
    But for love… nah… just tell her, if she doesn’t believe you, why buy her a ring…

    • HellHathNoFury

      Because, young grasshopper, the most buyable women are the least worth loving.
      The rings are neat, but I don’t see a reason for rings.
      unless it’s a model of Hogwarts, then I’ll be impressed.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Ooh and new pics up from today’s debauchery.

      • effemel

        Debauchery, here on theChive?!?! NEVER

        • HellHathNoFury

          Sorry, directed at Jeff. Poor guy has access to my personal pics, muahaha.

          • MichaelGS

            lucky jeff, how do the rest of us get access? 🙂

            • HellHathNoFury

              you must answer me these questions three…
              or chop down a tree with a herring

            • HellHathNoFury

              *mumbles* or be Jeff or John or Leo….

            • MichaelGS

              ill take your questions three. the answers to which are:
              1) Deadpool
              2)Platform 9¾
              3)It only works if you bend your knees and push out with your heels

              did i pass?

            • HellHathNoFury

              That’s the strangest favorite color I’ve ever heard.

            • HellHathNoFury

              If you were Deadpool, I’d be just about shamelessly flirting. Too bad.
              Look at me carrying on like some tart. Lack of sleep.

            • MichaelGS

              let me get this straight: “That’s the strangest favorite color I’ve ever heard” but you find “9¾” to be a prefectly acceptable answer as my quest? i like your randomness miss fury 😉

              feel free to flirt shamelessly, youre an attractive woman so i wont complain at all 🙂 in fact how would you like to be my Blind Al and ill be your Deadpool, deal?

            • HellHathNoFury

              9 3/4 is quite a quest if you haven’t done it before, and it leads to the most awesome subsequent quests. Hm, Blind Al: manipulative, deceptive, witty, slightly evil, lives with Wade..Yes, I’ll sign up!

            • MichaelGS

              sold! to the pretty lady in the clothes… with the hair… over there

            • HellHathNoFury

              email address, so I can stalk you, kthx

            • MichaelGS

              feel free to mail me on: iheartHHFN [at] mail [dot] com 😉

              and with that one single phrase the stalker has become the stalkee… and yes im fully aware i spelt it wrong i was tired and in a rush

  • Mustafa_Beer

    If I bring a shrubbery???

    • HellHathNoFury

      suppose you build me a giant wooden badger.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    These rings make me think of the scene from “Dutch” with Ed O’Neill.

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  • MFiddy

    HellHathNoFury…you may be the coolest person I ever not met. Chive on.

    • HellHathNoFury

      thanks. I hate it when people say that, because I just talk too much and I end up disappointing people when they think I’ll be cool in person.

  • stafferty

    I want one of these just because it will work wonders in a bar fight

    • WhereWasItLastTime

      Stafferty – it would break your finger in a bar fight. That’s why knuckledusters were invented.

  • Equalizer

    Does it comes with the house?

    • HellHathNoFury

      Holy craps, it would be awesome it they were the house key, 007 style.

  • JamJam

    Somebody is going to lose an eye with these.

  • mook

    If I ever see one of these women wearing this I will slap them and take their ring.

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  • Nizati

    O_o;;;; what a waste of precious metal. Those rings could never be worn fulltime…. wth. only excuse i can see a person giving or recieving a ring like that is if they are a hardcore archetect…… =.=

  • youdummy

    #8 – blinky blinky blink blink, blink blink bliiiiiing

  • CAT21

    One ring to rule them all

    • doo dah doo doo


      ..and to think: i thought i’d rule the roost with my quip–“where’s the shitty two bedroom apartment ring?”–but terse pop culture reference > cynical desperation. all. day. long.

      well played. 🙂

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