Daily Afternoon Randomness (29 Photos)

  • HellHathNoFury

    2 is almost as disgusting as 18 and 28, and 3 is sailor bait. Anyone know where 14 and 17 are? 25 must have taken some patience.

    • HellHathNoFury

      *previous comment was ‘F-word’ prevention only*

      • HellHathNoFury

        I love you,John. I do. i’m sure it’s not reciprocated. why? Because you always add more pics after you’re ‘done’ posting, so that when we number things, we look even more stupid than we typically do. i’m off to cry now.

        • John

          Well I found that gay dude and then there was that kid stuck in the toilet and I couldn’t help myself. When I put together the ‘randomness’ gallery, I just don’t feel right unless there is at least one toilet in there somewhere.

          • Tony

            wow, a rare response from our chive overlord. nice to see they even read the comments

          • HellHathNoFury

            Holy Shatners, John talked to me! *squee, faint*
            I’m shocked you’ve never told me to STFU.
            Keep up the awesome work.

            • Westfall Boars Preservation Society

              A quick analogy – Mel is to The Flight of the Conchords as HellHathNoFury is to The Chive

            • HellHathNoFury

              Westfall, oddly enough, my name is Mel.
              several Chivers can confirm this.

          • Weezy

            “I just don’t feel right unless there is at least one toilet in there somewhere.”

            Me too… sometimes a couple of times a day

            • Floopa_Joopa

              Me, three. If there’s not a toilet, I begin to feel irritable.

              Shitty pun intended. And a second stupid pun included by saying, “at least the, ‘shitty,’ pun was in a comment about toilets!”

            • sandra d.

              U rarely see the chive owners in the comments. My hat is tipped to HHNF. Somehow she conjured the boy to come out and play

  • mssugarkane

    i WANT the shirt in #29!!!

    • Battleangel

      Does anyone know where to get one of those shirts? MUST HAVE!!!

    • Nateb123

      That’s funny because I want the girl from #29

      • x-nun

        My mom got one for my sister at a fly-in. And yes I find that fact a bit disturbing but then again so is my family.

  • poy

    goddam i can’t stop laughing at that kid in the toilet.

  • LOL

    #12…I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!! Where do we get them?!?!?!?

    #28…yep…spring’s here. Girls are wearing their 1/2 shirts.

    #29 makes up for 28…thank you. 😉

  • finders keepers

    haha that last photo just gets to me, man

  • Equalizer

    #22 LOL

  • Mattythegooch


  • Blip

    15 = photoshop fail

  • sadsda

    i feel stupid but i can’t figure 23 out

    • ron

      There is smoke/dust coming from the back, as if the car just slid to a stop (or is burning out?).

      Regardless…. there is no DRIVER.

  • Cyn

    Don’t feel stupid – I can’t see what the issue is with #23 as well..

    • Blip

      Ummmmmmmmmmmm, no driver.

  • HellHathNoFury

    23-smoking tires, but no driver in the convertible. The other two are understandable, since the windshields are darkly *illegally, I might add* tinted, not showing the Stig. Makes it clear that it’s shopped, since no driver=no burnt rubber *which is mighty good for the environment that Lexus claims to Love*

    • WildCard

      Those cars are not reasonably priced or high-end enough for The Stig.

      • Foods

        The best part is that Lexus is owned by Toyota… who have been having all these small problems with “unintended acceloration”.

        Thats why its funny.

  • donuteyes

    what’s with all the shit in the bathtub in #30? hoard much, or bathe not much?

    • Mustafa_Beer

      What??? he bathing in the bowl, Whats da prob?

  • reddit

    almost everything on this is from reddit

    • pond owner

      hey reddit,


      now go back to reddit where u belong

    • ORLY

      care to comment on the fact that 2 of the photos uploaded to imgur had chive watermarks on them?

      so reddit steals from the chive?
      the road goes both ways, fucktard.

      • gonzomania

        I applaud you for slamming the reddit guy, one criticism though, the use of the word “fucktard”. “Fucktard” is probably the dumbest word ever invented in the world of curse words. Not that I’m opposed to the use of “fuck” or “retard” but the combination of the two words just doesn’t work. I makes the user of the word sound worse that the person they’re calling a “fucktard”

        • Westfall Boars Preservation Society

          The worst thing is how whoever is stealing these from Reddit are just adding the original submitters comments to the images with added text. If you want the ORIGINAL images free of editorializing and stupid watermarks, head to Reddit and find them there.

          Look, if you’re going to just repost all of the most popular pics on Reddit and Digg, fine – at LEAST don’t add your stupid watermark like it’s some unique find.

    • Anonmouse

      Nooooooooooo!!!!! Say it aint so Reddit! Now when I come here to the Chive and look at these funny/hot/disgusting/weird pics, I’ll worry if they were original pics or not! I’ll now spend all my spare time searching the vast internet to make sure they weren’t originally posted somewhere else before I can enjoy them.

      Seriously Reddit, put your bib back on and drink your bottle, it’s almost nap time.

  • stew

    went to reddit in fact. i counted that 6 of the 31 photos were on reddit so the ‘almost everything’ was just another great retarded exaggeration from some guy with the balls to call himself ‘reddit’ whom i’m sure has no affiliation with the site whatsoever. pathetic troll.

    • shall not pass

      let this be a warning to those from the social media sites: you’re bitching and moaning is not welcome here. go back from whence you came

  • Benjiman

    I didn’t see it at first, but there’s a kid behind the wheel in #23

    • Anonmouse

      An invisible kid? The seat is empty…

      • Blip

        Nope, she there alright. Didn’t see it at first.

  • jeff in Australia

    They have natural rock formations like these #25 near Seattle too.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Those rock snowmen are on the side of highway 104, a few miles past the Hood Canal Bridge. We didn’t get much snow this year, so we built rockmen for the drivers to enjoy. Took hours, and many bruised feet and hands from sliding rocks, but they shockingly still stand.

  • simon

    #28 fasccinates me she looks like she sat on airhose for 24 hrs.

  • Deal Masen

    23 gives a new definition of automatic cars

  • Stefan

    In 27 nugget #4 and #5 are the same nugget, but it’s cut open

  • inv8erzim

    #28 . uh oh.. structural problem! there is a noticeable crack on the upper deck muahahahaha

  • flenin

    #28 – definate jabba the hut candidate there

  • top dog

    Shop job on one, shop job on one. The players are not allowed on the court while the grounds crew is working.

    • n1ghtstalker

      Hate to piss on your parade but… If play is suspended because of rain these guys are straight out there ready to pull the ground sheet over. Once the player has gathered their belongings they are moving to get the ground covered immediately.
      I say.. No Shop Job!

  • Brandon

    #11 – South Park had it right

  • Naked Ape

    #16 is pointless, as the mentos only react in Diet Coke.

    But, I suppose you can enjoy some mentos and regular Coke together. Nevermind.

  • toilet paper

    Tom Cruise’s mom has a big-ass mouth

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