April 14, 2010 | Author: Bob | In: Animals, Awesome, Funny
jump lil penguin!
#3 FTW
Cats are like lawyers and condoms… Don’t like ‘em Too many around unless you need one… then when you’re done with ‘em, throw them out!
And most dogs are like that smelly, obnoxiously-loud, friend that follows you around and shits all over the place!
Funny, i say the same thing about men.
….and dogs can’t purrrrr…..p.s. you suck!!
Dude, you get a good lawyer you keep that fucker on retainer so they or their firm can't be used against you.
ok #24 is quite clearly an ewok…
#3 and 13, just chillin man!!
What’s funny with #6?
It looks like Al Roker after gastric bypass?
Just like Fat Bastard after going on the Subway diet……..My neck looks like a vagina!
#25 reminds me of Spaceballs
#8 looks like Ghostbusters
#2 Paul Giamatti really let himself go, good to see he can still get chicks though.
Number 20 looks like this black guy that lives down the road from me!
lol Bob
wow that’s a big beef curtain in #6. #15 should be saying “You’ve got to kiss dee girl”
#25:
He’s an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner’s-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
#25…are those aliens disguised as Bichons?
I’ve never seen an albino squirrel before.
I wonder why they call them Blue Tongued Skinks?
How ya liking my Avatar Mustafa_Beer?
Jeff, can’t wait for my koala!
Patience my dear, all good koala’s come to those that wait… patiently. He types, breaking yet another code…
#26 If it’s monday, i’m the pup, friday, then i’m the husky
Haha, it took me a second to get the first one, but i lmao
#22, Pedopuppy! RUN!
# 13 and 23 are so cute! It just sucks that you don’t see chipmucks around as often as squirrels, because they’re even cuter.
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jump lil penguin!
#3 FTW
Cats are like lawyers and condoms… Don’t like ‘em
Too many around
unless you need one… then when you’re done with ‘em, throw them out!
And most dogs are like that smelly, obnoxiously-loud, friend that follows you around and shits all over the place!
Funny, i say the same thing about men.
….and dogs can’t purrrrr…..p.s. you suck!!
Dude, you get a good lawyer you keep that fucker on retainer so they or their firm can't be used against you.
ok #24 is quite clearly an ewok…
#3 and 13, just chillin man!!
What’s funny with #6?
It looks like Al Roker after gastric bypass?
Just like Fat Bastard after going on the Subway diet……..My neck looks like a vagina!
#25 reminds me of Spaceballs
#8 looks like Ghostbusters
#2 Paul Giamatti really let himself go, good to see he can still get chicks though.
Number 20 looks like this black guy that lives down the road from me!
lol Bob
wow that’s a big beef curtain in #6. #15 should be saying “You’ve got to kiss dee girl”
#25:
He’s an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner’s-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
#25…are those aliens disguised as Bichons?
I’ve never seen an albino squirrel before.
I wonder why they call them Blue Tongued Skinks?
How ya liking my Avatar Mustafa_Beer?
Jeff, can’t wait for my koala!
Patience my dear, all good koala’s come to those that wait… patiently.
He types, breaking yet another code…
#26 If it’s monday, i’m the pup, friday, then i’m the husky
Haha, it took me a second to get the first one, but i lmao
#22, Pedopuppy! RUN!
# 13 and 23 are so cute! It just sucks that you don’t see chipmucks around as often as squirrels, because they’re even cuter.
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