Daily Afternoon Randomness (30 Photos)

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  • Nick4444

    #5 is something I would pay to see.

    • Weezy

      Well there is an A-Team movie coming out, maybe they should’ve asked us first

    • sheb

      who is the second guy?

  • Insert Name Here

    First cocksuckers

    • Dave

      Yes, you are the first to suck cock. Every time.

    • HellHathNoFury

      You’re right, cocksuckers usually are first.
      Well-placed Comma, meet Insert Name Here. You two should become friends.

  • PedoBear

    Im first the person above me just cut in line.

  • FortiesLab

    numer 6 is beyond pathetic.

    • D

      Not as pathetic as the muslim shitbags that flew the planes into the buildings though, right?

      • poyote

        I like how the pick-up truck in #6 is in the handicapped spot. Clearly challenged, if not full-on disabled. Islam didn’t blow up the towers. Some nut-bags did. Under his logic, I get to claim that all Christians are lying, money-grubbing scumbags like Jim and Tammy Faye Baker.

        • D

          Yea, we’ve heard it all before….Islam is a religion of peace, tolerance and love blah, blah blah. Isn’t this the same religion that tolerates “honor killings,” cutting the hands off of thieves and stoning women who are accused of infidelity? Sugarcoat all you want, but I’ll choose to deal with reality. I thought you libs are all about human rights? I guess it only applies when it fits your agenda……..

          • gonzomania

            I second that, not that i think the pickup truck is clever but the fact that the liberals i find are quite hypocritical, much more than your average right leaning person.

            • D

              Exactly my point. Anytime someone brings up the fact that (not all), but hundreds of thousands of Muslims are either extremists themselves, or at the very least support extremism, people start bringing up the likes of Tammy Faye Baker and Timothy McVeigh. Sorry, but you’re going to have to give me just a few more examples if you want to even up the tally on extremist nut-jobs. As I said before, I deal in reality, not some liberal utopia.

          • HellHathNoFury

            I stand by D on this one. No bias, no hatred, just honesty.

            • dumdum

              Everything I ever needed to know about The Confederacy I learned from slavery.

            • D

              Same here. I have a couple of Muslim friends, and I’ll tell it like it is to them as well.

            • dumdum

              Oh and everything I needed to know about Catholicism I learned form child rape.

              Whee!

    • Jeffroe

      It is pathetic that in the 21st century some Americans are still so childish that they continue to think Muslims = Terrorists. How is your rhetoric any different than the terrorists stirring up shit by saying all Americans are infidels? There are millions and millions of Muslims in this country. If they were all terrorists walking around amongst us don’t you think we’d be in an all out shooting war on our own ground by now instead of us just tearing the living shit out of Iraq and Afghanistan? God gave you brains people. If you choose not to use them and get called a moron or worse don’t get all offended or nothing because you deserve it.

      • Anonymous

        Gosh…!
        I was determined not to comment on any of these posts, but….
        The Crusaders, Christians, ordered and organized and paid for by the catholic pope, invading the east to “wipe the world of Islam”.
        Then “to roast and eat” the dead children, ( crusaders diary).
        Vlad the Impaler, a good christian who slaughtered thousands of Muslims.
        Yes they were the impaled.
        The Spanish inquisition, good Catholics torturing, killing hundreds of thousands of Spanish Muslims.
        Hitler, a good catholic boy killing ? of Jews.
        “The troubles” in Ireland, Catholics murdering protestants and the other way round, because they were, or wern’t..
        ” President bush, we have found out that the hijackers of 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia.”
        “Good lets invade Iraq”
        There are hundreds more examples of religions killing each other, by far the majority is Christians killing Muslims..
        The worst part, the saddest part…
        WARNING …Blasphemy to follow…
        gods, of any color or creed, are an invention of man, not the other way round, and invented mainly for the profit of man…if you want to believe in a god, that’s fine, if you want to force me, or anyone else to believe in YOUR god it is not. How many good Christians and Muslims have died in this latest of battles of the 2 gods…? For what..? To avenge the acts of 27 psychotic, murdering, bastards… and the outcome of all these deaths will be…?
        If “your” god is all powerful, in your mind, what is done in his name, is just, or loving,
        or caring.? If you answer yes… our definitions must be way, way different..

        • P-90

          I agree about the outright stupidity of organized religion but I’m pretty sure the Crusades were about getting back Jerusalem from the muslims who invaded and took the city by force. Jerusalem was originally a holy city for the christian religion not Islam.

      • jeff in Australia

        Gosh…!
        I was determined not to comment on any of these posts, but….
        The Crusaders, Christians, ordered and organized and paid for by the catholic pope, invading the east to “wipe the world of Islam”.
        Then “to roast and eat” the dead children, ( crusaders diary).
        Vlad the Impaler, a good christian who slaughtered thousands of Muslims.
        Yes, they were the impaled.
        The Spanish inquisition, good Catholics torturing, killing, hundreds of thousands of Spanish Muslims.
        Hitler, a good catholic boy killing ? of Jews.
        “The troubles” in Ireland, Catholics murdering protestants and the other way round, because they were, or wern’t..
        ” President bush, we have found out that the hijackers of 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia.”
        “Good lets invade Iraq”
        There are hundreds more examples of religions killing each other, by far the majority is Christians killing Muslims..
        The worst part, the saddest part…
        WARNING …Blasphemy to follow…
        gods, of any color or creed, are an invention of man, not the other way round, and invented mainly for the profit of men…if you want to believe in a god, that’s fine, if you want to force me, or anyone else to believe in YOUR god it is not. How many good Christians and Muslims have died in this latest of battles of the 2 gods…? For what..? To avenge the acts of 27 psychotic, murdering, bastards… and the outcome of all these deaths will be…?
        If “your” god is all powerful, in your mind, what is done in his name, is just, or loving,
        or caring.? If you answer yes… our definitions must be way, way different….!

        PS.
        Nasty, pathetic,rude, crude, insulting words thrown this way will mean nothing, to the sender or the receiver..

        • jeff in Australia

          Is it just my machine that is playing silly buggers..? first I get put up twice and then “my” pic falls of… as I said …gosh…!
          you don’t think him upstairs saw what I was typing do you…?

          • Jaroff

            All people, belivers and non-believers in whatever kill people. people kill people. people hurt people. stop labeling groups as responsible for past infractions, and then bringing that stupidity to bring predjudice against individuals. we all suck. everyone sucks. yay pessimism?

        • schnit123

          I have to say I’ve really been enjoying all the comments about number six, it’s a perfect example of why discussion boards have become the place for shrieking, irrational arguments. The important thing to remember is that these folks who have been keeping the thread going in real life are usually 14 years old and have a lot of pent up anger from all the wedgies and swirlies they get at school. Yeah, yeah, I’m replying to them, that puts me in the same boat you’re gonna say, that’s why I don’t usually read discussion boards, it’s too easy to get sucked in to the debate. The important thing is, I’m not going to reduce myself to their level. Honestly, I feel for D and gonzomania and the other folks who have been ripping on everyone who disagrees with them for the simple fact that people are disagreeing with them. It’s a tough world out there guys, and if insulting anonymous people is going to make it that much easier for you to get up and face the charlie horses and noogies that you know are in store for you today, then my blessings to you. Hell you can rip on me for awhile if you want, because after I’ve posted this I’m going to go back to living my life and it’d be nice to know I was able to help out a bit. And the thing is, I’m not in total conformity with what you’re saying (you obviously need to learn a bit more about world religion, but don’t worry, World Religion usually comes in Junior year of high school, so you’ll get there) so I’m obviously another enemy for you to destroy with your misspelled invectives. So have at it guys, and maybe if I can find some time in the next few days I’ll check up on you and see how you’re doing.

          • Anonymous

            SHORT ANSWERS! More than 50 words an no one will read it. I know I didn’t. State your stand concisely… “No, you are wrong” “Yes, you are wrong” whatever.

            • Mohammed Al-Mhaddur

              Heres the short answer: The US government blew those buildings up themselves. I don’t need to explain why or how as it is glaringly obvious – Also explaining this would constitute a long answer and therefore considered unreadable by apparent standards.

              Do your research and draw your own conclusions.

          • Islamic Democrat

            TLDNR, more tits, less politcal views

          • D

            schnit123 – Way to back up an argument by using personal attacks against people that YOU don’t know. Do you even realize what you did there? You said “The important thing is, I’m not going to reduce myself to their level. Honestly, I feel for D and gonzomania and the other folks who have been ripping on everyone who disagrees with them for the simple fact that people are disagreeing with them. It’s a tough world out there guys, and if insulting anonymous people is going to make it that much easier for you to get up and face the charlie horses and noogies that you know are in store for you today, then my blessings to you.”

            Then you proceeded to rip two anonymous people who disagree with you; hilarious! Can you say H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E?

            • modianos

              no no no! you totally missed his point. hes trying to tell us hes an angry, 14 yr old that gets beat up at school. read it again. just kidding. its not worth reading once, much less twice!

        • sock puppet

          A typical leftist answer is compare Islam to the Crusades. Do a little historical research and you’ll find out that Christianity has gone through a reformation. Islam continues to live in the 6th century under the same laws that it’s “prophet” used to convert all it found – convert or die. Organized Christianity, i.e. the Catholic Church, started changing it’s ways nearly 500 years ago. Islam sees no need to stop “honor” killings, the stoning of women, and punishing anything it sees as a slight. To equate a religion that stands on a belief of love thy neighbor to one that stands on a belief of ancient sharia law, is idiotic.

          Sure, it’s easy to say that not all Muslims are terrorists, but it’s also true that all terrorists are Muslims. When the average Muslim stands up and condemns those that kill in the name of God (as a Christian would), then we can stop talking about Muslim terrorists.

          • nelly02

            i like beer.
            and cheese. oh, and girls.
            no such thing as god, grow up.

        • Moo-Ham-Id

          I agree with the poster above pointing out our concepts of “god” are all MAN MADE! MANKIND has made the “rules” of faith, they were not handed down by some invisible deity. The sooner people wake up and realize ALL gods are the same entity, the sooner we can get back to killing eachother for being different races or from different countries.

  • petwookiee

    #18 – That’s one smart franchisee…

    • Dennis

      5 guys is awesome!

  • Equalizer

    #20 – “Oh Hi!…”

  • DaddyD

    I’m in love with #3

    • jethro

      same here, buddy.

    • SreyaNotfilc

      I concur. I didn’t pay attention to any of the other pictures after seeing that one. She somehow outshined the entire thread.

    • goposaur

      #3 – do want (if she’s 18+).

    • Allan

      Shes mine!

  • D

    Tell you, what definitely isn’t pathetic…..#23.

  • Cam

    Am I missing something in #10?

    • smick

      I do believe that is the Forty Year Old Virgin on the TV behind him. If I’m wrong then whatever but I believe the photo makes a point that this particular guitar hero playing man may in fact be a virgin or some shit like that. Or it’s just a random photo of a man pulling a hood over his head. You decide.

  • Robbo

    #7, manicorn makes me want to shit a rainbow

  • Mustafa

    @ #6, get educated.

    • D

      Educated? Seems to me like he knows exactly who was flying those planes……

      • Looks like he missed a history lesson though. The South lost the war.

      • Loling at D

        D I respect your right to your opinion. However, when you make the claim that you live in “reality” you become responsible for some sort of ACTUAL fact patter that supports this. Is the truck ignorant? You bet. He really learned EVERYTHING about Islam from the act of a few individuals? Clearly neither you or he has actually read the Koran or understands the first thing about the religion. Everyday Christians (and members of virtually every religion) lie, cheat, steal, and kill. Yet you would never say you knew EVERYTHING about that religion just based on that one person’s actions. Just take a moment to pull your head out of your ass and think about that before you do us all a favor and go kill yourself.

        • D

          Interesting…. You respect my opinion, but also want me to kill myself because I gave it; sounds like tolerance to me. What a fucking hypocrite you are. Seriously, your attempt at cleverness is pretty sad indeed……..

          • John

            D….thanks for standing up for what you believe! Your the guy that will tell his Muslium friends like it is! Your the one person who speaks the truth when other won’t!

            Shut up…its you opinion and it matters for f*ck all. Get over yourself and don’t judge others when they don’t agree with you like you don’t agree with Islam.

  • top dog

    Ya gotta love a girl that can handle a fire breathing T-REX, my kinda girl.

  • Cydonia

    #5, I agree completely. #6 kinda makes me want to throw up.

  • Cydonia

    I’m not sure why, but “Meanwhile, in Europe” is just downright hilarious.

  • CMG

    I wonder when #25 will come out of the closet.

  • CMG

    wow, #3, my kind of cleaning lady! 😀

  • Carl

    #7 is freakin hilarious!

  • Lil Ricky

    All great pics cept for #6, actually don’t see why it was posted at all, not really funny or interesting….

  • ozzie

    considering i served a tour in IRaq i think i can say something about this 9/11 garbage. These “terrorists” are called islamic EXTREMISTS. They take everything literally from the islam bible the qoran(spelling?). Just like the christians did hundreds of years ago before they figured out they could drive a cadillac and rape little kids by saying ” god says this and god says that”
    BTW Dick cheney set up 9/11, we had a chance to catch obama and let him go. This is all about oil……

    anywaz,, 23 FTW look at that ass. she’s a wooty..

    • failboat

      It is Osama you are talking about, Obama is our president :]

    • F.M.

      I’m sorry to inform you, ozzie, that for muslims the only way to read the coran IS LITERALLY. Their first mission, and it’s clearly written, is to convert to their religion the whole world, one day or another and they see the humanity divided in faithful and unfaithful, who must be converted or killed. That’s the Word of Allah

    • dumdum

      Umm, Christian extremists also still take everything from their bible literally.

      • D

        Like I said in the post above, “Anytime someone brings up the fact that (not all), but hundreds of thousands of Muslims are either extremists themselves, or at the very least support extremism, people start bringing up the likes of Tammy Faye Baker and Timothy McVeigh. Sorry, but you’re going to have to give me just a few more examples if you want to even up the tally on extremist nut-jobs.” Your screen name really says it all, doesn’t it?

        • poyote

          Ok. I’ll start with all of Jerry Falwell’s followers and apologists. As Jerry likes to say, “Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.”

          • D

            Sorry, but I don’t remember any of Jerry’s followers strapping bombs to their chests, and decimating an entire market place full of human beings. Nice try though…….

        • dumdum

          meh. fuck islam, but fuck xtianity too, and harder because i have to deal with them more.

          and STFU about liberals, you non-sequitizing dumbass.

          that fact i want to fight corporate assrape and polatization of wealth ain’t got nothing to do with anything on that retarded truck.

        • Massadonious

          How about the Crusades?

          Or are we being selective about evens that took place during our current time period?

          • F.M.

            Crusades had nothing to share with Bible (NT), they were done for different reasons

      • F.M.

        I’m sorry again, but even if someone would like to read the New Testament literally, and I think there is more than one who would, you will never find anithing related to violence in general…and Christians just look at the NT

    • D

      Speaking of nut-jobs……

      • D

        The angrier dumdum gets, the more incoherent he becomes. I don’t know what you’re drinking, but it must be some good shit.

        • Massadonious

          Not to mention all the angry nutjobs that drown their own kids because god told them too.

  • Ranger Danger

    #25 BEEFCAAAAKE!

    @everyone butthurt over #6: Blah blah; outdated redneck paranoia; blah blah. Can we move on please?

    • dumdum

      you right… you right…

      re: #22… why are statues the preferred artform for pedos?

  • poyote

    Thank god you’re honest! If I’m going to decie that someone is close-minded and stupid, i at least want to know that they weren’t lying. FYI, anyone who uses terms like “lib” automatically disqualifies themselves as a serious contributor to any serious debate.

    • D

      Says the offended lib…….

      • poyote

        Says the person who assumes anyone who disagrees with him must be a “lib”.

        • D

          No, just you……

  • poyote

    I just realized I am spending time responding to a person who is defending that monument to ignorance painted on the back of a pick-up truck. Ok, I lose. See ya.

    • D

      Good idea dipshit. I think you should change your name to peyote instead of poyote; that’s what you must be smoking in order to acheive the reality that you currently live in. Adios, fucker!

  • santana

    LAST!! I won!!!

    • Cydonia

      Not anymore!

  • nouu

    #6 rocks your face and if you don't like you can go fuck yourself….you dirty faggot.

    • jeff in Australia

      In a democratic society, it is every mans right to speak freely and openly on the topic of his choice..
      It is also a fact, that if a man wants to be a fool, that is OK too, and I for one will defend that same fool’s right to be as good a fool as he can be..
      BUT… There is no need for that same fool to advertise his expertise.

    • 'berto

      Hey, "nouu", how's it goin'? Sorry to hear about your momsister losing the baby–I'm sure you would've made a great fatherbrother. Well (you know the saying, I'm sure), God has a plan for everyone, right? So that means He's the one that killed all those people on 9/11, which makes your racism not just retarded but unfounded in the first place, doesn't it? I'll answer for you: Yes. Yes it does.
      Also, in the future, if you remove the dick from your face before typing, you may be able to avoid some of the grammar mistakes…then again, I wouldn't want you to lose your job just so we're better able to understand your posts. After all, you trailer park people usually have a lot of emotionally-disturbed extra-chromosome kids to take care of, with all the inbreeding and daughter-raping going on at your family reunions. I'll bet you're just glad little boys don't get pregnant, huh? 😉 Yeah, you are.

  • trogdor

    #5 Can someone please identify the guys in the first 2 left pics – IMPORTANTZ

    I’m a big fan of the right 2, but the left 2 i have no idea who they are 😀

    • superguestnumber12

      I also need to know

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