• Darwin

    how his shopping bags got up there, we’ll never know.

    • Dano

      “Oh no worries.. I just left my chinese food up there.”

  • uber mask

    he likes splinters. always has

    • CunningLinguist

      i laughed at a lot of these but i liked yours the best.

      i came up with : fear factor started to decline after the first couple of seasons

  • Confucius

    Man on pole: “I’m ok! No worries, Thanks!”
    Man w/camera: “I’m not worried, just have to get a pic for the CHIVE”

  • Robbo

    Hi ma!

  • Hotdog

    “Hey you… High-Five?”

  • Schuyler

    Camera man: “Wait, you’re getting in my shot”

    Man in yellow shorts: “No no, I got credit here”

  • Bryan

    Guy on pole: “It’s okay! I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!”

  • HellHathNoFury

    Flagpole Sittah

  • Stevie

    Larry’s morning wood was so bad his girlfriend needed a cherry picker to reach his sack.

    • HellHathNoFury

      You have my vote! First time I’ve snorted coffee in a week.

      • Warped

        Agreed, make that two votes

  • Fatlizard

    OK..Wait just 5 more minutes

  • Pranav!

    Dude i think u’ve had too much Weed!
    Thats not a Coconut Tree!

  • longduckdong

    bareback pole riding the new olympic sport

  • RaptorJesus

    “I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!”

  • zinzun

    Man flees up telephone pole to escape The Chive survey

  • enzosupreme

    “Thank you, But our Princess is in another Castle.”

    • HellHathNoFury

      can i vote multiple times, here?

  • MAC

    That’s where douche bags come from!

  • matt

    Canada’s own “Olympic” podium is pretty much what one would expect from Canada.

  • Maddog

    And in other news, European leaders voiced outrage, mixed with awkward, nonsensical giggling, when they became aware that Iceland added a little “something special” to that volcano as a 4/20 prank. Thankfully, the billions of Euros in economic losses from airport closures were offset by an explosion in European continent-wide purchases of various munchies.

  • MaxSpain

    Dont tase me bro…

  • meg

    camera guy: excuse me sur. what the fuck are you doing

    guy on pole: oh heeeeeyyyy

  • Mustafa_Beer

    In Mother Russia, climbing greased flagpole for shopping bags full of Wodka is sport! Drinking Wodka at top of pole, makes sure descent is painless!

  • Anonymous

    people still smoke sherm

  • dougxdrums

    This morning he took PCP and played NES Mario Brothers for an hour. He got up and started mumbling something about having to jump to the top of the flagpole at the end of the level.



  • Rick

    “Ok, I know what you must be thinking, I can explain”

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