The level beyond douchebag, whatever that is (24 Photos)

douchefags!

I may have to give a pass to the DB in #3… I might be staring at those too!
After Douche bag, I think the order would be Douche nozzle then the final would be the douche stream and the recepticle the stream is caught in

Check out the hair on the guy on the far right in #19. Now that’s hilarious.

Thx Chive, I needed that.

I have a strange urge to go down town to tossy night clubs and instigate fights with anyone who looks like this! the mind boggles.

Bird in 3 is hot as hell. The rest, meh.

Pic #1 – Dude on the left is sucking it in bigtime!
Pic #2 – Most awesome person here.

Call ‘em douchebags or whatever you want, but the guys above probably get more poontang than all Chive posters combined, including you, you, and you.

And while they’re out having fun, you’re sitting behind your computer chowing Doritos and calling them fags. While I don’t agree with their style, if they’re enjoying their lives, all the power to ‘em.

I beg you chive, PLEASE PLEASE stop with the unicorn fettish guy

Damn! some of em look like they stayed in the microwave too long. That guy in the last pic, now thats douche-baggery run amuck, thats a hot water bottle, a old douchebag.

Did you see the flesh bombs in #3? Probably not. There’s two nimrods in the background are taking away from Major Gunns.

That chick in 14 is fugly but has a decent rack. Plus, 23 needs to get kicked in the ego

…#4 is Obama isn’t it? Undercover of course.

Is that the dude from Powder in pic 5?

#10 is clearly a sausage-fest.

#14 has boobiess

i wanna be a douchebag…those girls are SOO HOT..

i saw a vid somewhere of #14 dancing, showing off his chest implants. Too funny!…and sad at the same time. smh

why on earth do girls like guys like this!? it makes no fucking sense what so ever why these guys are able to get laid by girls that look like they’re in magazines.

#7: Cat says no.

#7 didn’t seem SO awful…. the rest of these monsters are fucking cartoon characters, though. bad ones. that shouldn’t exist…. sigh.

Why is it that if I want to look at hot guys on The Chive, I have to go to the category “Douchebags.”

I always see these and always say to myself “Nothing good will come out of this”. I always do and nothing ever does.

Jersey Shore season 2???

#11
DoucheFags?

#14
Does that guy have tits?

Hi I live in Italy and here there isn’t many douchebags or at least not as big as there but I was trying to understand why many of them are with so hot girls..??
I really can’t understand what’s wrong in beeing a douche…because it seems the best way to hit some hotties…