Pre’ much spent my entire night shopping for mail order brides (30 Photos)

Yeah, they’re real brides too. More here.

  • garp

    …very pretty eyes #1, thank you #1 parents

    • Colonel Mustard

      You're looking at her eyes?

  • orly

    #16 and #17 are the same girl. if not, i’ll take both

  • tombody

    i cannot think of a better way to spend one’s evening

  • DaddyD

    Could I be first?

    • DaddyD

      Oh well. Guess if I want to be first I need to post instead of drooling over the photos!

  • Eazy E

    Add to cart………

  • Equalizer

    Yah, I’ll take #16. Hope she knows how to speak English…. never mind… we don’t need that in bed….

  • ChrisDG74

    Me likey.

  • JP

    I wanna know why that one chick has a gun.

    • Dan

      No you don’t. Trust me.

      • Paul

        Yeah what is the chick doing with the .357???

  • Anonymous

    i;ll take #8

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Attention Purchasing Agent,
    It seems that you are trying to deny my buisness expense on the company charge card. I assure you that the purchases were made to perform mandatory upgrades to my workspace. As per the HR rep, please make payments accordingly. I have only ordered 1 spare in case of damage in shipment

  • cavemanlawyer

    I need to fire my mailman

  • Fax

    how could you go wrong?

  • PedoBear

    Man the women are smokin hot but they sure make ugly babies as seen in pic #21

  • tom

    Photoshop fail on #18 – she has 2 belly buttons.

    Why do all these girls look like they are on Holiday in Europe/States?

    • Anonymous

      …or maybe she just has two belly buttons!

      • HimAgain

        That means she’s a born again christian

    • forge

      Herniated umbilical. Makes the bellybutton look funny.

    • wowshessexy

      its not 2 belly buttons lol. my wife's belly button is like that, just above her belly button is a hole thats from a belly button ring. due to the shape of her belly button and years of having it, looks the exact same!

  • MaxSpain

    I want #8 to have my kids… all over her face.

    • Anonymous

      …rinse then repeat

  • Anonymous

    #2… will you marry me???

    • forge

      That’s Eastern Europe’s version of Ghetto Booty.

  • SoCalLover

    I’d like to “add to cart” #13, #15, and #27. And #27. And #27.

    • SreyaNotfilc

      Sorry Dude. #15 is already being shipped to my house. I hope she’s not jet lagged when she arrives. We have a … busy night ahead of us.

  • top dog

    DAMMMMNN!!! Look at the booty on #2! It’s just out there, it’s so round. I like big butts and I cannot lie, baby got back!!

    • Anonymous

      …she’s defective though, permanent left leg lift, it’s genetic

  • tommybhoy

    OMFG!!!!! Thats just amazing….thank god for poor eastern european states!

    #2, 5, 15, 16, 17, 18, all in #26 hot bath

  • Greg

    Can’t………pull out…….credit card………fast enough!!!!

  • T

    17 wow

  • yup

    Do they take check?

  • Anonymous

    Can I try before I buy!?

  • HellHathNoFury

    Holy Shatners, 27=Demi Lovato with blonde hair.
    I can hear Bob Barker now, ‘The Price Is Right!’

  • Battleangel

    I heard that if you order your mail order bride now, they throw in herpes and bat shit crazy for free.

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