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Pre’ much spent my entire night shopping for mail order brides (30 Photos)


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  1. don mcvay says:

    holy testicle tuesday

  2. me!!1 says:

    FAP! FAP! FAP!! FAAAAAAP!!!!

  3. Nick4444 says:

    How are these ladies single still?

  4. immalawyer says:

    It’s good that we have john to sort out the best for us lol

  5. Anonymous says:

    OMG

  6. Razi says:

    FIRST ONE IS THE HOTTEST

  7. David, RN says:

    I think I need a new very high limit credit card, so many to choose from, perhaps move to a state like Utah and order them all!! Wow

  8. northerner says:

    Not a bad one in the bunch…wow…thanks, chive!!!!! Muy bueno! Cranks my tractor…

  9. idonthave1 says:

    It is sad to see so many nerds being so excited about these mail order brides…
    They are only average looking with some photoshop touch up.
    Spending a WHOLE night looking?! thats sad too… man, i need to leave this site. Its giving me a huge ego.

  10. E in MD says:

    Damn there are a lot of hot women in Russia.

    • Anonymous says:

      In Soviet Russia, brides mail order you!

    • forge says:

      It’s that whole area of the world, Russia, Eastern Europe, the Balkans, it’s just crazy, it’s like everybody’s a friggin’ supermodel.

      • Nateb123 says:

        It’s only the women. Have you seen Eastern European men? They come in two flavours: burly (as in built like a grizzly) or anorexic. Either way, they’re ugly men in tracksuits in summer and large furs in winter. So basically, being from North America and going there is the best thing ever because you look like a supermodel to all the women who make the ladies at home look like cross-eyed dragons.

  11. Joe Clyde says:

    It must suck to be a broke Russian man.

  12. Nestor says:

    The monkey!

  13. Colonel Angus says:

    27 and the one with the chimp FTW.

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  15. El Mirio says:

    They got a lot of photoshop… i wanna see the original pics

  16. Robyn says:

    i wonder if any guy, at least one, has ordered one of these brides thanx to the chive.

  17. wkdfrog says:

    Dam – add to cart: 1 2 8 23 25 27

  18. bcbeltes says:

    #1 is eating the pine tree – someone give that girl a sandwich, for Pete sake…

  19. shmo says:

    4 and 13 are smoking!….8 is a child.

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