Pre’ much spent my entire night shopping for mail order brides (30 Photos)

Yeah, they’re real brides too. More here.

  • powersticks

    #1 8 10 11 19 23

  • don mcvay

    holy testicle tuesday

  • me!!1


  • Nick4444

    How are these ladies single still?

    • forge

      Because the only men their age in Russia are unemployed and in punk bands?

  • immalawyer

    It’s good that we have john to sort out the best for us lol

  • Anonymous


  • Razi


  • David, RN

    I think I need a new very high limit credit card, so many to choose from, perhaps move to a state like Utah and order them all!! Wow

  • northerner

    Not a bad one in the bunch…wow…thanks, chive!!!!! Muy bueno! Cranks my tractor…

  • idonthave1

    It is sad to see so many nerds being so excited about these mail order brides…
    They are only average looking with some photoshop touch up.
    Spending a WHOLE night looking?! thats sad too… man, i need to leave this site. Its giving me a huge ego.

    • boogermister

      yea, you should probably go back to the Ed Hardy catalog

  • E in MD

    Damn there are a lot of hot women in Russia.

    • Anonymous

      In Soviet Russia, brides mail order you!

    • forge

      It’s that whole area of the world, Russia, Eastern Europe, the Balkans, it’s just crazy, it’s like everybody’s a friggin’ supermodel.

      • Nateb123

        It’s only the women. Have you seen Eastern European men? They come in two flavours: burly (as in built like a grizzly) or anorexic. Either way, they’re ugly men in tracksuits in summer and large furs in winter. So basically, being from North America and going there is the best thing ever because you look like a supermodel to all the women who make the ladies at home look like cross-eyed dragons.

  • Joe Clyde

    It must suck to be a broke Russian man.

  • Nestor

    The monkey!

  • Colonel Angus

    27 and the one with the chimp FTW.

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  • El Mirio

    They got a lot of photoshop… i wanna see the original pics

  • Robyn

    i wonder if any guy, at least one, has ordered one of these brides thanx to the chive.

  • wkdfrog

    Dam – add to cart: 1 2 8 23 25 27

  • bcbeltes

    #1 is eating the pine tree – someone give that girl a sandwich, for Pete sake…

  • shmo

    4 and 13 are smoking!….8 is a child.

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