Russia has a ‘Miss Atomic’ pageant? Fancy that (29 Photos)

miss atomic contest 4 Russia has a Miss Atomic pageant? Fancy that (29 Photos)

Each year Russia holds a surprisingly popular ‘Miss Atomic’ pageant. In order to participate you must be an employee of nuclear industry. Russia loves their nuclear power so there’s no shortage of contestants. Women send in their photos and the people vote on the finalists who participate in the actual pageant. Prizes include cash, modeling contracts with popular cosmetic lines, and nuclear winter.

  • ChrisDG74

    Where are the ones with 3 bewbs? Or with an arm coming out of their backs?

  • Equalizer

    So… Who won???…

    • Fuzzybeard2016

      We all did!

  • jaynecobb2

    These are some hot females

  • tiger woulds

    Any of these sexy slavs could play with my U-235.

  • Angus

    The guy on #17 looks like one of the WTF babies from the earlier post.

    For some reason I get the feeling that the lady let a loud fart go just before the pic was taken.

    • Jon

      #17 – holy shit its a woman. Quick gotta say something intelligent.

      • jeff in Australia

        Jon… Hang onto that line mate, you can use it again and again and….. well done you.

  • Vern

    #7 FTW

  • top dog

    I don’t see them glowing, I thought you said they work for the nuclear industry. I wonder what kind of work these girls(sweethearts)do. #2 and #9 look nice. For some reason #19 gets my attention…big time.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    I have a sudden taste for ginger… I’ll take #1.

  • HellHathNoFury

    So where are the birth defects and rashes?
    Conveniently covered up by clothing.

  • poppajo8

    #3 and #9 can come to my house so I can make a final decision.

  • Bandit

    Responsible for numerous coolant leaks in the main silo. . .giggity giggity.

  • garp

    …lol, #22, bottle’s half empty so getting in the fridge made a whole lot of sense I guess

  • McBeastie

    I love how they posed #4 right next to the uranium canister with the big freakin’ dent in it. Seems safe enough.

  • cdnalor

    So I guess radiation is good for you, then?

  • Anonymous

    Yeah these use to be guys. That nucular power is a bitch!

  • Brandon

    Sandals with socks? Gross!

  • tommybhoy

    I want #8 to be my next wife and #16 to be my mistress….i dont think am asking for much, am i?

  • youdummy
  • northerner

    Very nice, but my first snide remark was, “as long as they don’t glow in the dark!”. Yeah, I know, LAME. But I tried. I see I wasn’t alone. Indeed, most are downright gorgeous ladies. No complaints from this guy. None at all.

  • TQ

    nucking futs…

  • CoffeeAnyone


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  • Anonymous

    whassup with number 20?

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  • TC

    #8 is off of a porn site somewhere… I think it’s Met-Art. Not that I go around googling teenage Russian girls or anything

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