Daily Afternoon Randomness (27 Photos)

  • r2kk


    • levitating

      hi there

  • tomjohn

    youtube really wtf

  • HellHathNoFury

    Middle aged woman with man haircut, toddler, Twilight tattoo at Wal-Mart.
    I’m off to live in the woods now.
    Rectal coffee-know your enema.
    9-that’s probably that guy’s other daughter.
    I would never let my daughter dress like the girls in 11. Their parents should be shot.
    Putin and Keanu Reeves are related?!

    • Nateb123

      Nah. Putin always has the same face because he’s thinking about how to conquer the world. Keanu Reeves has the same face because he’s having trouble thinking…about anything.

      • HellHathNoFury

        Same thing we do every night, Putin: try to take over the world!

        • Stubb

          Clever, but I’d say Putin is the brains.
          Perhaps Dim(itri) Medvedejev is his Pinky?

  • Snowman

    #27: (Brutal honesty) Ummm, nope. I’m staring at your boobs!

  • Jay


    Good job Chive!

    • Joe Schmo

      That was so d**n funny I laughed until I cried, because I know people who are that clueless.

  • norm

    How many times are we gonna see 20 ya think?

  • Taylor

    Whats with 26

    • WhereWasItLastTime

      I’m not too sure, perhaps some folk see a meat and two veg between the two anoraks. (snigger)

      Let’s just say that the two veg must have belonged to a cubist.

      Th Th That is all.

      • jeff in Australia

        You ask “where was it last time… ” It’s quite obvious to all who read you…
        It’s in your hand… where it always is..!

  • nouu

    fuck off

  • toilet paper

    I see a dick in 26. Pedobear is driving 7.

  • jeff in Australia

    #22… There was an Australian man driving through the desert. In the distance he spotted what looked like a brick chimney/smoke stack. As he got close he saw a building site, a man dressed in overalls was looking inquisitively at a building plan. The driver got out of his car, walked over to the man. ” Whats this .? ” He asked.
    The man in overalls replied in a thick American accent,
    ” They said it was a well, but…” he said, as he once again twisted the plans…

    • HellHathNoFury

      Oh, you silly, that’s clearly what happens when a kid in America actually sticks to his plans of digging a hole in his yard through the earth.

      • jeff in Australia

        OHHHH.. sorry, I’m Australian… Shall I send you a shovel…?

        • HellHathNoFury

          Have my own, although thanks for the kangaroo scrotum pouch! I added it to the collection from ex-boyfriends.

  • DK

    What’s with 18? I don’t understand.

    • SomeRandomGuy

      # 4 she clearly get’s it from behind there.. # 17 true !

  • exfelon

    they’re slut gangsters, duh.

  • smick

    As a resident of the Emerald Isle I resent the misconception that it is only Catholics who are in a permanent state of inebriation. The Prods love a good drink too!!!! Apart from that, the stereotype is 100% accurate.

  • Nicnac

    #13 really you have to circle the giant BMW logo on the animals head?

    #16 you give too much credit to Americans.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Sorry for, you know, inventing the internet and such. Stupid, backwoods Americans.

      • Anonymous

        Sorry to break it to you, but the guy who invented “the internet” was a Brit, developing the first wb site at CERN, which is located in Geneva, Swiss.

        • justsaying

          @ Anonymous Actually not true. Vint Cerf (an American) is considered by all in the field the father of the internet. Tim Berners-Lee (a Brit) invented the world wide web.
          There is a difference.

      • Da Cuntstabber

        and of course fucking the world up

    • Borracho

      What you fail to realize is that some americans inherited their stupidity from europeans.

      • WhereWasItLastTime

        But some Europeans have stupidity in-bred. With americans, it’s in-built.

        Th Th That is all

        • Krashtester

          Don’t talk smack about America or we’ll come over there and open a can of democracy on your weird European asses!

          • jeff in Australia

            Do wish you would stop “opening a can of democracy” with missiles and bullets and bombs and invasion, those thinks kill people, and turn the one’s that survive “your” democracy into America haters. Any way’s you are wasting any thoughts you have on him above, Th That is all, is about as far as his intellect stretches…

            • jeff in Australia

              PS.. that, of coarse, should read “things” not thinks.. afterthought, far too many good American men and women pay a far too high a price for bringing democracy to people that don’t necessarily want it.. End of totally unintended speech…

          • Da Cuntstabber

            You can't cunt!
            look what happened in Nam
            You've got bombs so they do
            You've got guns so they do (and better)
            You're idiots and so they are, go kill yourselves
            let India and China take over
            and give me the american and european female population under 12 :p

  • SomeRandomGuy

    Al Gore and other Americans invented the internet and global warming. You Maniacs ! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

    • HellHathNoFury

      and don’t forget porn
      Try damning us now.

      • jeff in Australia

        Damn you… what are you on about …that was easy..

        • HellHathNoFury

          Well that’s no fair since you have a corner on that subject, Jeff.
          Whose side are you on?

          • jeff in Australia

            Yours of course my dear.. but you did say “try” to… so I did

            • HellHathNoFury

              Seems Iost my stamps……

            • HellHathNoFury

              I lost*

            • jeff in Australia

              BUY MORE, I beg of you…!

      • Da Cuntstabber

        Porn has been around for centuries do yer homework dykecunt bitch

  • Dave

    #16 looks right to me, what’s the problem?
    #17 is pretty much how most Americans see America too.

    • Da Cuntstabber

      You're a stupid cunt in yer first sentence but nevertheless a wise man in the second

  • HellHathNoFury

    I just looked it up on the Internet. Bill Gates invented the internet.

  • HellHathNoFury

    I meant to say Internet in the second sentence, since I spelled it that way in the first sentence!

    • HellHathNoFury

      Just when we thought the world could get no worse, more of me show up. Didn’t know I was a schizo
      *builds bomb shelter*

      • HellHathNoFury


        Th Th That is all

        • jeff in Australia

          Think perhaps your imagination, matches your IQ, which matches your worth..
          How do you spell z e r o..?

        • HellHathNoFury

          Imitations is the sincerest form of flattery, and the truest show of a total lack of creativity.

  • top dog

    I like the BMD for (donkey), thats what I call dreaming.

  • Equalizer

    #24 – nice t-shirt, I want one for my girlfriend

  • Spiderpig615

    Shit my Toyota donkey lives up to 500,000 miles. that BMW will die soon.

    • Watch out!

      Yes, but soon your Toyota donkey will race off like a midget on crack and you wont be able to stop him. He’ll end up careening off of a cliff and then you’ll both be dead. I’ll go with the BMW donkey.

  • SreyaNotfilc

    Sadly American’s agree on #17 as well.

  • Da Cuntstabber

    I WANT 10 AND 11!!!!

  • NoPartyFollower

    #23, kissing 2-Pac is the worst. You bet I'd kiss my mom or a dog before a dead body.

  • Erk

    #20 horrible. Why Chive, WHY????

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