Middle aged woman with man haircut, toddler, Twilight tattoo at Wal-Mart.
I’m off to live in the woods now.
Rectal coffee-know your enema.
9-that’s probably that guy’s other daughter.
I would never let my daughter dress like the girls in 11. Their parents should be shot.
Putin and Keanu Reeves are related?!
Nah. Putin always has the same face because he’s thinking about how to conquer the world. Keanu Reeves has the same face because he’s having trouble thinking…about anything.
#22… There was an Australian man driving through the desert. In the distance he spotted what looked like a brick chimney/smoke stack. As he got close he saw a building site, a man dressed in overalls was looking inquisitively at a building plan. The driver got out of his car, walked over to the man. ” Whats this .? ” He asked.
The man in overalls replied in a thick American accent,
” They said it was a well, but…” he said, as he once again twisted the plans…
As a resident of the Emerald Isle I resent the misconception that it is only Catholics who are in a permanent state of inebriation. The Prods love a good drink too!!!! Apart from that, the stereotype is 100% accurate.
@ Anonymous Actually not true. Vint Cerf (an American) is considered by all in the field the father of the internet. Tim Berners-Lee (a Brit) invented the world wide web.
There is a difference.
Do wish you would stop “opening a can of democracy” with missiles and bullets and bombs and invasion, those thinks kill people, and turn the one’s that survive “your” democracy into America haters. Any way’s you are wasting any thoughts you have on him above, Th That is all, is about as far as his intellect stretches…
PS.. that, of coarse, should read “things” not thinks.. afterthought, far too many good American men and women pay a far too high a price for bringing democracy to people that don’t necessarily want it.. End of totally unintended speech…
You can't cunt!
look what happened in Nam
You've got bombs so they do
You've got guns so they do (and better)
You're idiots and so they are, go kill yourselves
let India and China take over
and give me the american and european female population under 12 :p
Yes, but soon your Toyota donkey will race off like a midget on crack and you wont be able to stop him. He’ll end up careening off of a cliff and then you’ll both be dead. I’ll go with the BMW donkey.
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youtube really wtf
Middle aged woman with man haircut, toddler, Twilight tattoo at Wal-Mart.
I’m off to live in the woods now.
Rectal coffee-know your enema.
9-that’s probably that guy’s other daughter.
I would never let my daughter dress like the girls in 11. Their parents should be shot.
Putin and Keanu Reeves are related?!
Nah. Putin always has the same face because he’s thinking about how to conquer the world. Keanu Reeves has the same face because he’s having trouble thinking…about anything.
Same thing we do every night, Putin: try to take over the world!
Clever, but I’d say Putin is the brains.
Perhaps Dim(itri) Medvedejev is his Pinky?
#27: (Brutal honesty) Ummm, nope. I’m staring at your boobs!
OK….SINCE NO ONE ADMITS TO GOING TO THAT FACEBOOK PICTURE SITE, I’LL BE THE FIRST! F**KING HILARIOUS SH*T! I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING!
Good job Chive!
LOL
That was so d**n funny I laughed until I cried, because I know people who are that clueless.
How many times are we gonna see 20 ya think?
Whats with 26
I’m not too sure, perhaps some folk see a meat and two veg between the two anoraks. (snigger)
Let’s just say that the two veg must have belonged to a cubist.
Th Th That is all.
You ask “where was it last time… ” It’s quite obvious to all who read you…
It’s in your hand… where it always is..!
fuck off
I see a dick in 26. Pedobear is driving 7.
#22… There was an Australian man driving through the desert. In the distance he spotted what looked like a brick chimney/smoke stack. As he got close he saw a building site, a man dressed in overalls was looking inquisitively at a building plan. The driver got out of his car, walked over to the man. ” Whats this .? ” He asked.
The man in overalls replied in a thick American accent,
” They said it was a well, but…” he said, as he once again twisted the plans…
Oh, you silly, that’s clearly what happens when a kid in America actually sticks to his plans of digging a hole in his yard through the earth.
OHHHH.. sorry, I’m Australian… Shall I send you a shovel…?
Have my own, although thanks for the kangaroo scrotum pouch! I added it to the collection from ex-boyfriends.
What’s with 18? I don’t understand.
# 4 she clearly get’s it from behind there.. # 17 true !
they’re slut gangsters, duh.
As a resident of the Emerald Isle I resent the misconception that it is only Catholics who are in a permanent state of inebriation. The Prods love a good drink too!!!! Apart from that, the stereotype is 100% accurate.
#13 really you have to circle the giant BMW logo on the animals head?
#16 you give too much credit to Americans.
Sorry for, you know, inventing the internet and such. Stupid, backwoods Americans.
Sorry to break it to you, but the guy who invented “the internet” was a Brit, developing the first wb site at CERN, which is located in Geneva, Swiss.
@ Anonymous Actually not true. Vint Cerf (an American) is considered by all in the field the father of the internet. Tim Berners-Lee (a Brit) invented the world wide web.
There is a difference.
and of course fucking the world up
What you fail to realize is that some americans inherited their stupidity from europeans.
But some Europeans have stupidity in-bred. With americans, it’s in-built.
Th Th That is all
Don’t talk smack about America or we’ll come over there and open a can of democracy on your weird European asses!
Do wish you would stop “opening a can of democracy” with missiles and bullets and bombs and invasion, those thinks kill people, and turn the one’s that survive “your” democracy into America haters. Any way’s you are wasting any thoughts you have on him above, Th That is all, is about as far as his intellect stretches…
PS.. that, of coarse, should read “things” not thinks.. afterthought, far too many good American men and women pay a far too high a price for bringing democracy to people that don’t necessarily want it.. End of totally unintended speech…
You can't cunt!
look what happened in Nam
You've got bombs so they do
You've got guns so they do (and better)
You're idiots and so they are, go kill yourselves
let India and China take over
and give me the american and european female population under 12 :p
Al Gore and other Americans invented the internet and global warming. You Maniacs ! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
and don’t forget porn
Try damning us now.
Damn you… what are you on about …that was easy..
Well that’s no fair since you have a corner on that subject, Jeff.
Whose side are you on?
Yours of course my dear.. but you did say “try” to… so I did
Seems Iost my stamps……
I lost*
derherher
BUY MORE, I beg of you…!
Porn has been around for centuries do yer homework dykecunt bitch
#16 looks right to me, what’s the problem?
#17 is pretty much how most Americans see America too.
You're a stupid cunt in yer first sentence but nevertheless a wise man in the second
I just looked it up on the Internet. Bill Gates invented the internet.
I meant to say Internet in the second sentence, since I spelled it that way in the first sentence!
Just when we thought the world could get no worse, more of me show up. Didn’t know I was a schizo
*builds bomb shelter*
IsThisHowYouDoIt
Th Th That is all
Think perhaps your imagination, matches your IQ, which matches your worth..
How do you spell z e r o..?
Imitations is the sincerest form of flattery, and the truest show of a total lack of creativity.
I like the BMD for (donkey), thats what I call dreaming.
#24 – nice t-shirt, I want one for my girlfriend
Shit my Toyota donkey lives up to 500,000 miles. that BMW will die soon.
Yes, but soon your Toyota donkey will race off like a midget on crack and you wont be able to stop him. He’ll end up careening off of a cliff and then you’ll both be dead. I’ll go with the BMW donkey.
Sadly American’s agree on #17 as well.
I WANT 10 AND 11!!!!
#23, kissing 2-Pac is the worst. You bet I'd kiss my mom or a dog before a dead body.
#20 horrible. Why Chive, WHY????