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Daily Afternoon Randomness (27 Photos)

April 27, 2010 | In: Random

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r2kk

hello

levitating

hi there

tomjohn

youtube really wtf
HellHathNoFury

Middle aged woman with man haircut, toddler, Twilight tattoo at Wal-Mart.
I’m off to live in the woods now.
Rectal coffee-know your enema.
9-that’s probably that guy’s other daughter.
I would never let my daughter dress like the girls in 11. Their parents should be shot.
Putin and Keanu Reeves are related?!

Nateb123

Nah. Putin always has the same face because he’s thinking about how to conquer the world. Keanu Reeves has the same face because he’s having trouble thinking…about anything.

HellHathNoFury

Same thing we do every night, Putin: try to take over the world!

Stubb

Clever, but I’d say Putin is the brains.
Perhaps Dim(itri) Medvedejev is his Pinky?

Snowman

#27: (Brutal honesty) Ummm, nope. I’m staring at your boobs!
Jay

OK….SINCE NO ONE ADMITS TO GOING TO THAT FACEBOOK PICTURE SITE, I’LL BE THE FIRST! F**KING HILARIOUS SH*T! I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING!

Good job Chive!
LOL

Joe Schmo

That was so d**n funny I laughed until I cried, because I know people who are that clueless.

norm

How many times are we gonna see 20 ya think?
Taylor

Whats with 26

WhereWasItLastTime

I’m not too sure, perhaps some folk see a meat and two veg between the two anoraks. (snigger)

Let’s just say that the two veg must have belonged to a cubist.

Th Th That is all.

jeff in Australia

You ask “where was it last time… ” It’s quite obvious to all who read you…
It’s in your hand… where it always is..!

nouu

fuck off
toilet paper

I see a dick in 26. Pedobear is driving 7.
jeff in Australia

#22… There was an Australian man driving through the desert. In the distance he spotted what looked like a brick chimney/smoke stack. As he got close he saw a building site, a man dressed in overalls was looking inquisitively at a building plan. The driver got out of his car, walked over to the man. ” Whats this .? ” He asked.
The man in overalls replied in a thick American accent,
” They said it was a well, but…” he said, as he once again twisted the plans…

HellHathNoFury

Oh, you silly, that’s clearly what happens when a kid in America actually sticks to his plans of digging a hole in his yard through the earth.

jeff in Australia

OHHHH.. sorry, I’m Australian… Shall I send you a shovel…?

HellHathNoFury

Have my own, although thanks for the kangaroo scrotum pouch! I added it to the collection from ex-boyfriends.

DK

What’s with 18? I don’t understand.

SomeRandomGuy

# 4 she clearly get’s it from behind there.. # 17 true !

exfelon

they’re slut gangsters, duh.
smick

As a resident of the Emerald Isle I resent the misconception that it is only Catholics who are in a permanent state of inebriation. The Prods love a good drink too!!!! Apart from that, the stereotype is 100% accurate.
Nicnac

#13 really you have to circle the giant BMW logo on the animals head?

#16 you give too much credit to Americans.

HellHathNoFury

Sorry for, you know, inventing the internet and such. Stupid, backwoods Americans.

Anonymous

Sorry to break it to you, but the guy who invented “the internet” was a Brit, developing the first wb site at CERN, which is located in Geneva, Swiss.

justsaying

@ Anonymous Actually not true. Vint Cerf (an American) is considered by all in the field the father of the internet. Tim Berners-Lee (a Brit) invented the world wide web.
There is a difference.

Da Cuntstabber

and of course fucking the world up

Borracho

What you fail to realize is that some americans inherited their stupidity from europeans.

WhereWasItLastTime

But some Europeans have stupidity in-bred. With americans, it’s in-built.

Th Th That is all

Krashtester

Don’t talk smack about America or we’ll come over there and open a can of democracy on your weird European asses!

jeff in Australia

Do wish you would stop “opening a can of democracy” with missiles and bullets and bombs and invasion, those thinks kill people, and turn the one’s that survive “your” democracy into America haters. Any way’s you are wasting any thoughts you have on him above, Th That is all, is about as far as his intellect stretches…

jeff in Australia

PS.. that, of coarse, should read “things” not thinks.. afterthought, far too many good American men and women pay a far too high a price for bringing democracy to people that don’t necessarily want it.. End of totally unintended speech…

Da Cuntstabber

You can't cunt!
look what happened in Nam
You've got bombs so they do
You've got guns so they do (and better)
You're idiots and so they are, go kill yourselves
let India and China take over
and give me the american and european female population under 12 :p

SomeRandomGuy

Al Gore and other Americans invented the internet and global warming. You Maniacs ! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

HellHathNoFury

and don’t forget porn
Try damning us now.

jeff in Australia

Damn you… what are you on about …that was easy..

HellHathNoFury

Well that’s no fair since you have a corner on that subject, Jeff.
Whose side are you on?

jeff in Australia

Yours of course my dear.. but you did say “try” to… so I did

HellHathNoFury

Seems Iost my stamps……
HellHathNoFury

I lost*
derherher
jeff in Australia

BUY MORE, I beg of you…!

Da Cuntstabber

Porn has been around for centuries do yer homework dykecunt bitch

Dave

#16 looks right to me, what’s the problem?
#17 is pretty much how most Americans see America too.

Da Cuntstabber

You're a stupid cunt in yer first sentence but nevertheless a wise man in the second

HellHathNoFury

I just looked it up on the Internet. Bill Gates invented the internet.
HellHathNoFury

I meant to say Internet in the second sentence, since I spelled it that way in the first sentence!

HellHathNoFury

Just when we thought the world could get no worse, more of me show up. Didn’t know I was a schizo
*builds bomb shelter*

HellHathNoFury

IsThisHowYouDoIt

Th Th That is all

jeff in Australia

Think perhaps your imagination, matches your IQ, which matches your worth..
How do you spell z e r o..?
HellHathNoFury

Imitations is the sincerest form of flattery, and the truest show of a total lack of creativity.

top dog

I like the BMD for (donkey), thats what I call dreaming.
Equalizer

#24 – nice t-shirt, I want one for my girlfriend
Spiderpig615

Shit my Toyota donkey lives up to 500,000 miles. that BMW will die soon.

Watch out!

Yes, but soon your Toyota donkey will race off like a midget on crack and you wont be able to stop him. He’ll end up careening off of a cliff and then you’ll both be dead. I’ll go with the BMW donkey.

SreyaNotfilc

Sadly American’s agree on #17 as well.
Da Cuntstabber

I WANT 10 AND 11!!!!
NoPartyFollower

#23, kissing 2-Pac is the worst. You bet I'd kiss my mom or a dog before a dead body.
Erk

#20 horrible. Why Chive, WHY????

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