1977 Victoria’s Secret catalogue is asinine

  • HardCore Mike

    What?! Looks great! Totally natural poses and settings!

  • Ghost_of_Bea_Arthur


  • winston002

    i’d take a bite.

    dear chive, can we have a then and now post?

  • Drew

    It looks like something from the Victorian era. But the picture at the bottom of page 9 is prett damn HOT.

    • workin_donkey

      My thoughts exactly. Number 9…me likey…

    • forge

      This. Now the catalog will show the same outfit with the nipples and bush shopped out. Like, what, the girl’s got no nipples or girlyparts? WTF?

  • Anonymous

    how do they expect me to rub one out to that garbage…..horrible.

  • Equalizer

    I want to see porn

  • garp

    …1977 was the final year of Victorian morales and the chaste conduct of american women, in 1978 cocaine and disco were invented and this led to rampant casual sex, nightclub debauchery and the multi-billion dollar porn industry (all credited to Al Gore btw)….I am certain these Victoria’s Secret models were nuns, thus negating any sexual reaction from male readers who might have accidently happened upon this advertisement….

    • smellbullshit

      You are gay.

    • hazyrob

      Thank you Al Gore.

      • Anonymous

        Who’s this morales guy?

        • garp

          …#4, check out the duvet

        • Anonymous

          you win!

  • AldoRod

    Isn’t one of the blonds the actress Melody Anderson from the 70’s movie “Flash Gordon” ?

    • Hatesgames

      THAT’S who that is!! It was driving me crazy! That is the chick from Flash Gordon. The hair color threw me off. Jesus, I didnt know she had a body like that. I love the pic of her in the slingshot thingie…nice hips.

    • Lisa

      Yes it is Melody in .#10 on up ..who could forget her “Flash”! I still have a couple of the older pieces,the were made VERY well,and they were pretty….no it is CRAP w/wings…I wish they would put the money back in the clothes rather than the “Super” models…but YOU guys wouldn’t like that!

  • Ronin

    Think about how much of a ‘thicket’ some of those squirrel-covers are hiding

  • nouu

    lol “squirrel-covers” you faggot.

    • UrDumb

      lol “faggot” you douchebag.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Ahhh. c’mon… this was pretty good in the day. The girls are attractive, gratuitous nipple shot in the bottom pic of 9. Besides, most Chivers would nail anyone of theswomen given the chance.

  • http://myragehush.wordpress.com myragehush

    You guys do realize that one of these women could be your mother?

    Just sayin’.

    • Lisa

      ….and who thinks Cougars aren’t just as sexy today..Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr O;) Not you under 30 guys! That is for Darn sure!

  • Anonymous

    All I can say is WOW… and just to think, I was only 5 years old back then!!!

  • Nicnac

    asinine: extremely stupid or foolish

    Methinks Leo doesn’t know what the word means.

  • RandomRolis

    my girl can definetly rock some of these, they look very similar to what they have now, shooot

  • Phideauxe

    What a bunch of homos. Those pics are freaking hot. Implied lesbian thoughts, nipple shots, that chick in #6 holding a dildo. This is 10x better than that crappy catalog they put out now……it is a dildo, right?

    • LOL

      If your dildo’s are made out of silver, glass and hold perfume…SURE…it’s a dildo. Good luck putting that up any where besides your grandmothers dresser. 😉

    • Nateb123

      It’s a perfume bottle. You can see the bulb in her other hand. Thanks for giving me a laugh though.

    • Alexis

      a dildo?!?! You made me scroll back to check it.

  • top dog

    Asinine? I think it’s sexy as hell.

  • fourtwenty

    its like jerkin it in a time machine. John Candy—————–>

  • McBeastie

    Totally in the mood for some retro porn now. Asinine my ass.

  • Mattythegooch

    70’s BUSH!!!!!!!!!

  • E.Martin

    It’s Victoria’s Secret Catalog, not Victoria Secret, totally different store!

    • Nateb123

      You sir, fail at life.

    • forge

      ORIGINALLY. The Victoria’s Secret catalog and the Victoria’s Secret stores were in fact two separate entities although they were parallel-marketed, i.e. the catalogs were given away in the stores and some but not all the same items were sold in either. I do not believe this is the case any longer.

      • Rick

        Both owned by Limited Brands (NYSE: LTD) along with Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and a few other Retail chains.

        • suzanne

          Actually, Limited Brands owns Bath and Body Works, not Bed Bath and Beyond. They also don’t even own The Limited or Express anymore.

  • edf

    John Candy—————–>

  • edf

    John Candy!—————–>

  • savamex

    one of those chicks was in the 1980 “flash gordon” movie!

    • HellHathNoFury


      • HellHathNoFury

        *this wasn’t supposed to go here, I apparently found a tear in the internet/space/reply continuum*

    • Lisa

      Hehehe!And” Flash” Flashed it in Playgirl at the same time…..Sigh…I miss that issue…O:)

      • Rick

        And ‘Firewalker’ and ‘Policewoman Centerfold’, plus about a dozen TV Shows.
        But are these really from a VS catalogue. Looks more like the first shots from Penthouse magazine, “before they take take off their clothes”. Shhhhhhhaaaawwwingggggg!

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