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  • ChrisDG74

    This is not what he meant by snakeskin upholstery.

  • Equalizer

    Dude, where’s my chihuahua?

  • Al Von Horn

    SNAKES ON A MOTHA’ FUCKIN’ IMPALA!

  • stevie

    Chicks dig my python… “Wait what the fu^& is in my car”

  • Equalizer

    Dude, where are you?

    • rachel james

      your amazing, hahahaha

  • Anonymous

    If I shield my nipple from the sun I’ll be able to see it better.

  • amcdo012

    dude: the fuck?
    chick in the back: AH HELL NA. A SNAKE IN A MOTHER FUCKIN CAR! AHH SHIT NIGGAS BE TRIPPIN!
    dude: what theee fuck? Am I high?

  • sickchuck

    Well… Dam…..That’s the best bobble head I’ve ever seen!! It’s so real.

  • JBC

    Car theft is not a problem with the new “VIPER” security system.

  • Rojohnson

    “They’ll give anyone a license now day’s” or
    “DAAANNNGG check out this interior, what is that snake skin”

  • http://thethirstyturtle.wordpress.com thethirstyturtle

    Nah thats not my snake, bring it back

  • Verbal Kint

    Uh, yeah. I changed your oil and coolant. But while I was in there I noticed that you really need to replace your serpentine belt.

    • HellHathNoFury

      WIN

    • Avi

      witty

  • Hotdog Neck

    Hey, those are my boots!

  • Navy Adam

    What Sir Mix-a-lot gives us the real meaning to “My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hon”

  • Eazy E

    DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Doug Goff

    From the makers of The Club……

  • theFear

    Guy: what the hell, theres a goddam python in the car….
    Lady: i know theres a python in the car, i put it in there.. u gotta learn to drive with the fear, aint nothin more frightening than drivin with a live python in your car.

  • ken

    “His name is ‘Isakhamu” and you better Recognize.”

  • ken

    “Did I leave the keys on the dash?”

  • Paul

    Cobra unveils its new biological Anti-Theft system.

  • Brandon

    Der be snakes in dis car!

  • Mustafa_Beer

    “Do not expose Gummi-worms to water or bright light”…What is this, the Gremlins sequel???

  • pancho

    I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHA FUCKIN SNAKES IN THE MOTHA FUCKIN CAR

  • MaxSpain

    Viper Activated!

  • ashjb

    Welcome to the Compton Zoo!

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