Miss MySpace USA. It’s exactly what you think it is (25 Photos)

Miss MySpace USA, while not the most prestigious beauty contest in the world, is a big competition if you can believe it. They have a well-oiled site, I must admit, and no shortage of chicks from middle earth (and Florida) competing for your vote. The winner gets a timeshare in South Beach and a lifetime supply of Daisy Dukes.

  • Anonymous

    I'd like to fuck #14, but maybe with a bag over her face.

    • hit

      Id hit it with no bag

  • femtrooper

    #2 And 17 are the only one that arent butterfaces…So I vote #2

    • spoops

      they are both white trash son. gross.

      • femtrooper

        Arent they all? My vote still stands outta this bunch..

  • Chris

    Holy crap #19… xD

  • greenerblues

    mmmmm 14. something about that dirty smirk

  • Stewie!

    #3 would get it

  • ChrisDG74


  • Equalizer

    #11 – you got my vote

  • Joe Clyde

    A lot of these women look beat. I would still have sex with them but still.

  • Iamtheone

    Who photographed #15

  • dave

    LOL @ most of the Myspace girls being BUSTED!!!

  • Bud Ugly

    Eh, they’re all kinda ugly to average. Except maybe 21 and 22… kinda hot.

  • dexstar

    ok seriously 16?? WTF.most of the others would get it, no doubt. but come on? 16….. really? im shocked she is on this post

  • Vern

    #4 FTW.
    #18 looks like a fat, pissed of cabbage patch kid.

  • Ordersomepizza

    # 4. Knew it the moment I saw her.

  • aleXTC

    i agree with Bud Ugly. 21 & 22 are my favorites

  • Mark

    7/8. Gotta get me some Brazilian booty!

  • Jim

    I’m so into #4 its not even funny………

    • annie38

      At least #4 is like the least desperate.

      • isawoj

        It is #4 and then waaaayyyyyyy down the list are the rest.

        • webuserbh

          Agreed… soo #4 MOAR please!

  • KaneTrain


  • HellHathNoFury

    I’m no supermodel, but you must admit that they all look like ‘that girl’ that you’d find in a drug-dealer’s house.

    • OneClownShoe

      Drugs are bad…mmmkay?

    • MichaelGS

      i reserve judgement till i see you dressed like #22 😉

      • UrDumb

        How would you know HHNF? I’m guessing you have traded with the “dope man” for your services?

        These are hoes, good for the ol in and out, but not much else.

        • HellHathNoFury

          Bitch, I AM the dope man.
          My hoes look better than this.

  • stafferty

    #16 wants either her boyfreind to stay safe in Gen-Pop or brains. I can’t figure it out.

  • top dog

    Don’t hate, somebody must be from the other blog. Some of em don’t look bad.
    No worse than any other contest.

    • top dog

      At least they ain’t doing the fish face duck butt mouth thingie so many of em do.

  • nouu

    22 is hot and so are most of the rest. the only reason any of you would disagree is because the cocksucking chive told you not to like them. dumbasses.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Hotter than Wal-Mart girls, maybe.
      Here you are, sucking cock.

      • Selecta

        i love hell hath…thats all

        • MichaelGS

          I’m not gonna argue with that logic

  • nick

    over-alls are the best

  • lfsg

    they are all transexuals

  • ohmai

    ohh i feel an eye std coming on…>.<

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