Hot Right Now: There are Sexy Chivers among us (60 Photos)

Miss MySpace USA. It’s exactly what you think it is (25 Photos)

Miss MySpace USA, while not the most prestigious beauty contest in the world, is a big competition if you can believe it. They have a well-oiled site, I must admit, and no shortage of chicks from middle earth (and Florida) competing for your vote. The winner gets a timeshare in South Beach and a lifetime supply of Daisy Dukes.

  • Buffet

    Hulk like #22!

  • Shadowtag

    #9. I don’t even want to get her into bed, I just want to be her friend.

  • Captain Pasty

    What’s up with #3’s manky left leg?
    Also, is that #18’s underformed siamese twin growing out from under her lip?

  • recognize

    #4 is #13 & #15 They are the same girl.

  • Pat

    # 6 FTW!

  • xianlukeqi
    a leading worldwide wholesaler company (or u can say organization).

  • RiiPLeY

    #6 looks like snooki

    • kaveman4130

      only not fat and gross

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  • pancakes

    ewwwwww @ all of them….except 19

  • slimypayload

    #4 no doubt. the rest don’t even come close.

  • Anonymous

    22 – by default that the rest are rough-o-saurauses

  • Mike

    They all look like trash and are not even in the same league as Chivettes.

  • yelito


  • adam

    #22 is so win!

  • Boney

    Bring out the real contestants

  • bill

    wow # 7 is bangin hit.yum,yum.

  • bill

    wow # 4 is so me major wood.

  • bw11

    My vote goes to #2

  • skyler

    #4 and #13 WOOT!

  • Mark S Man

    #21 Yow.

  • bagels_batman

    Myspace is the internet's B squad!

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