miss myspace usa competition : theCHIVE

Miss MySpace USA. It’s exactly what you think it is (25 Photos)

Miss MySpace USA, while not the most prestigious beauty contest in the world, is a big competition if you can believe it. They have a well-oiled site, I must admit, and no shortage of chicks from middle earth (and Florida) competing for your vote. The winner gets a timeshare in South Beach and a lifetime supply of Daisy Dukes.

Anonymous

I'd like to fuck #14, but maybe with a bag over her face.

hit

Id hit it with no bag

femtrooper

#2 And 17 are the only one that arent butterfaces…So I vote #2

spoops

they are both white trash son. gross.

femtrooper

Arent they all? My vote still stands outta this bunch..

Chris

Holy crap #19… xD
greenerblues

mmmmm 14. something about that dirty smirk
Stewie!

#3 would get it
ChrisDG74

hoochies!!
Equalizer

#11 – you got my vote
Joe Clyde

A lot of these women look beat. I would still have sex with them but still.
Iamtheone

Who photographed #15
dave

LOL @ most of the Myspace girls being BUSTED!!!
Bud Ugly

Eh, they’re all kinda ugly to average. Except maybe 21 and 22… kinda hot.
dexstar

ok seriously 16?? WTF.most of the others would get it, no doubt. but come on? 16….. really? im shocked she is on this post
Vern

#4 FTW.
#18 looks like a fat, pissed of cabbage patch kid.
Ordersomepizza

# 4. Knew it the moment I saw her.
aleXTC

i agree with Bud Ugly. 21 & 22 are my favorites
Mark

7/8. Gotta get me some Brazilian booty!
Jim

I’m so into #4 its not even funny………

annie38

At least #4 is like the least desperate.

isawoj

It is #4 and then waaaayyyyyyy down the list are the rest.

webuserbh

Agreed… soo #4 MOAR please!

KaneTrain

22
HellHathNoFury

I’m no supermodel, but you must admit that they all look like ‘that girl’ that you’d find in a drug-dealer’s house.

OneClownShoe

Drugs are bad…mmmkay?
MichaelGS

i reserve judgement till i see you dressed like #22

UrDumb

How would you know HHNF? I’m guessing you have traded with the “dope man” for your services?

These are hoes, good for the ol in and out, but not much else.

HellHathNoFury

Bitch, I AM the dope man.
My hoes look better than this.

stafferty

#16 wants either her boyfreind to stay safe in Gen-Pop or brains. I can’t figure it out.
top dog

Don’t hate, somebody must be from the other blog. Some of em don’t look bad.
No worse than any other contest.

top dog

At least they ain’t doing the fish face duck butt mouth thingie so many of em do.

nouu

22 is hot and so are most of the rest. the only reason any of you would disagree is because the cocksucking chive told you not to like them. dumbasses.

HellHathNoFury

Hotter than Wal-Mart girls, maybe.
Here you are, sucking cock.

Selecta

i love hell hath…thats all

MichaelGS

I’m not gonna argue with that logic

nick

over-alls are the best
lfsg

they are all transexuals
ohmai

ohh i feel an eye std coming on…>.<

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