A ginger wants to be the hottest college chick in the land (12 Photos)

Born a redhead in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, Allison has had the deck stacked against her from day one. But Allison won't be denied. Now a senior at the University of Wisconsin, she's made it to the Northern region semifinals of College Humor's Hottest College Girl '10 contest.
But does she have a champion's pedigree? Is she that good or did she just get herself a really good photographer? Her life is in your hands, Chivers. If you like her, go cast your vote. If you don't, share your thoughts. Nobody is allowed to ask the do-the-curtains-match-the-carpet question either. That's just rude.

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  • Matt

    She looks like the crazy chick from “That 70’s Show”

    • Matt

      lol someone gave me a thumbs down, i should say she looks like the crazy chick in #7. Shes still hot though

  • chiver

    Good photographer… but number 10 shows the true nose.

  • toilet paper

    I wonder what it tastes like.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Fresh ginger!

  • HellHathNoFury

    She’s beautiful in 11, but word of advice for Ginny Weasley:
    Dating douchebags takes 50% of your votes off.

    • BigEKarl

      I wish most attractive women (or women in general) would realize that.

  • ChrisDG74

    Hottest college chick? Doubt it. That being said, I’d give her a go.
    I would like to see if the carpet matches the curtains(assuming, of course, there is carpet, and not bare floor).

    • HellHathNoFury

      Redwood or Cherry?

      • ChrisDG74

        Unfinished, Brazilian Cherry.

        • poppajo8

          I’d quickly check to see if there’s a carpet, if there is then I’d quickly shave her myself.

  • Joe Clyde

    cute but short. I like my women to be over 5’6 and under 5’10

    • garp

      …remember when your criteria was ‘just breathing’? how picky you’ve become Joe

      • http://powersticks.wordpress.com powersticks

        I have to agree with Joe. I’m 6′ 4” and I’d get cricks in my neck all the time form just looking down to see her. I’d still tap that I just prefer taller chicks.

        • HellHathNoFury

          My ex is 6’7″ and I’m 5′ even. We never had a problem.

          • Mattythegooch

            Except for the whole “ex” situation??

            • HellHathNoFury

              I meant in the height department, bro.
              😉
              In the monogamy department, however….

        • Nateb123

          You sir, need to learn the meaning of the word “tossable”. Short is not a bad thing.

  • mirou

    I saw better

    • Snarkotron

      check your grammar, buddy.

  • GARTH

    i see our chive overlords have added thumbs to the comments.

    we are all now accountable.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Holy shatners, I’ll have more thumbs-downs than Matrix Reloaded.

  • Juan

    “Hey, does the carpet match your pubes?” — Paul Rudd

  • ssss9999

    pretty!

  • cavemanlawyer

    She is smoking hot for a ginger but the chick she is up against today is a total dime.

    It was a good run ginger, now get back indoors where you belong!

  • Equalizer

    #6 – Douche Bag

  • poppajo8

    She’s a tiny girl…sex with her would be so much fun!

  • GetItRight

    I do believe you mean UW-Madison, and not UW-Wisconsin considering the ‘UW’ stands for University of Wisconsin and there is no such university called University of Wisconsin-Wisconsin.

  • stafferty

    We can say “ginger”, you normal people can’t Its offends us as pale, redheaded people.

    • Nateb123

      That is OUR word! lol

  • top dog

    Not bad, definitely in the running, but I still have to see all the contestants side by side before I cast my final vote.

  • Verbal Kint

    All redheads have a touch of the crazy. Which makes them extremely fun to play with. Just don’t let her find out where you live.

    • Robbo

      Agreed, I can even see it in her eyes.

      • stafferty

        We are not crazy. If people keep spreading these hateful rumors about us I will let my pet chainsaw off the least.

        • Snarkotron

          Seriously can’t anyone take two seconds to check your spelling, especially when making a feeble attempt at being clever?

  • aleXTC

    i hate gingers

  • John candy roulette

    6/10, not very hot

  • bowhuntpa

    she doesn’t have a soullllllllllllllll

    ———————————> will ferrill?

    • chrisdg74

      Spelling fail?

      • ChrisDG74

        Its Ferrell, not ferrill

  • mooseknucklenightmare

    not hot. even with the giant red pubis

  • Mustafa_Beer

    A tasty morsel, someone as small as her, leads to some bedroom gymnastics. But, still not the hottest. NEXT!

  • DzK0

    Anyone who can look at #11 and say “not hot” is lacking a penis.

    She may not be the hottest college girl, but if John Candy Roulette saw her at a party, you know he’d jizz in his pants and never talk to her (assuming he left his basement in the first place).

  • Dash Riprock

    she’s delusional if she thinks she is any hotter that the average looking Hooters girl

  • cob

    I have a thing for redheads, so I give her 10/10. My one criticism is that those shorts in 6 make her look like a whore (and she’s not standing next to me).

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