May 4, 2010 |
In: Captions, Funny
Follow Leo on Tapiture
Pew Pew P.U.
Oh my God, their killing the bees.
They’re I know.
Neutral my ass!
Oh god…That’s Tequila!
I said no Photographs!
Hey officer stop me if you’ve heard this one: Two Sweds were walking in the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. One said they were deer tracks the other said they were Elk traks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Hey officer stop me if you’ve heard this one: Two Sweds were walking in the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. One said they were deer tracks the other said they were Elk tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
The new Twilight movie was so horrific the Police offered Mace to help the healing process
The new health care reform bill, now your blood clot isn’t such a big problem
Say hello to my lil Friend!
Go be fat somewhere else
If you might have bad breath, you better breath into your hand to check, or the Binnaca police will get you
Pfyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, hey wait this isn’t the air horn!
Silly police abroad
MACE FIGHT! I GOT YOU!
Those guys could totally get a pro soccer career!
Officer doofey gets mad that they are laughing at his misspelled ‘Police’. Stop Laughing at me!
“So, vote down my caption will you, take this!”
Pee Of Llamas In Squirter
The instructor at the Police Academy incorrectly assumed they would extrapolate from the “don’t piss into the wind” rule.
Where not afraid of a cop with no weapons! oh shit scatter!
*With a gay lisp*
“Stop sparaying me with silly string you big silly goose. Stop it. Seriously guys STOP. I swear to GOD I WILL SHOOT IN IN THE GODDAMN FACE YOU SILLY GOOSE IF YOU DONT FUCKIN’ STOP!!”
Arghhhh! Your bring yeloow shiny vest!
Ah my eyes! All I said was P.O.L.I.C.E.
Welcome to Sweden..
Now get back in line, ORE FUCK OFF!!!!
Please not in my ass again…
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