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  • whatsmyhouse

    Pew Pew P.U.

  • BobA

    Oh my God, their killing the bees.

    • BobA

      They’re I know.

  • stevie

    Neutral my ass!

  • gunslinger77

    Oh god…That’s Tequila!

  • Charles

    I said no Photographs!

  • stevie

    Hey officer stop me if you’ve heard this one: Two Sweds were walking in the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. One said they were deer tracks the other said they were Elk traks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

  • stevie

    Hey officer stop me if you’ve heard this one: Two Sweds were walking in the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. One said they were deer tracks the other said they were Elk tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

  • acethegreat

    The new Twilight movie was so horrific the Police offered Mace to help the healing process

    or

    The new health care reform bill, now your blood clot isn’t such a big problem

  • rudedawg88

    Say hello to my lil Friend!

  • Fat

    Go be fat somewhere else

  • Nerf Herder

    If you might have bad breath, you better breath into your hand to check, or the Binnaca police will get you

  • Irwin 109

    Pfyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, hey wait this isn’t the air horn!

  • SamEyeAm

    Silly police abroad

    MACE FIGHT! I GOT YOU!

  • Commander

    Those guys could totally get a pro soccer career!

  • MyTGD

    Officer doofey gets mad that they are laughing at his misspelled ‘Police’. Stop Laughing at me!

  • POLIS

    “So, vote down my caption will you, take this!”

  • rsances

    p.o.l.i.s

    Pee Of Llamas In Squirter

    Bahhhh!

  • sirius

    The instructor at the Police Academy incorrectly assumed they would extrapolate from the “don’t piss into the wind” rule.

  • Charles

    Where not afraid of a cop with no weapons! oh shit scatter!

  • Phillyfanjd

    *With a gay lisp*

    “Stop sparaying me with silly string you big silly goose. Stop it. Seriously guys STOP. I swear to GOD I WILL SHOOT IN IN THE GODDAMN FACE YOU SILLY GOOSE IF YOU DONT FUCKIN’ STOP!!”

  • Sheng

    Arghhhh! Your bring yeloow shiny vest!

  • Sheng

    *yellow

  • Egon

    Ah my eyes! All I said was P.O.L.I.C.E.

  • Oyeah

    Welcome to Sweden..
    Now get back in line, ORE FUCK OFF!!!!

  • Sud

    Please not in my ass again…

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