May 4, 2010 |
In: Funny, Random
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bill murray. fuck yeah. bill murray—————>
Bill Murray = The Man
For number nine, does it matter if she’s real? It could be worse, like the time Quagmire found out that Hanson are dudes……
#2 – No one can beat the awesomeness of driving a car off the bridge, jumping with two feet standing, jacket drench in rain with finger expression….
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Chivers, we have a spambot among us. Ready yourselves for the terrible flood.
<3 my daily dosage
#32 … don’t tase me bro?
i wish i had a COWch… see what i did there
HHNF did what you see there
I know Philly fans are “shitty”, but c’mon #19…….
I think 19 is in Baltimore. At Preakness there is this thing called the beer run where people try to run across the top of the porta-pots while everyone else tries to knock them off by throwing beer cans at them.
…#18, dude finally got a good look at his date
First the unicorn crest with the gold chain, and then a Quebec restaurant aptly names, ‘Evidence’ that sells ass fruit and cock fruit. Our argument: it has been won.
16…women do not find that attractive. No.
The shark fin is scary enough, but do you see the swimmer behind it?
29 is udderly ridiculous.
31-I agree, but you’d have to listen to baby daddy fights all the time.
Im canadian and im not sure what your “argument” is. Regardless, our old coat of arms was way more hilarious. Instead of a lion and a unicorn, it was flanked by 2 beavers.
Old coat of arms? So, did you recently have it stuffed or something?
I’d bet the chick who wrote the note in 31 (you know it’s a chick) just needs to get some. Maybe if she spent less time condemning the sexual exploits of others, she wouldn’t be a bitter, sexless tool. At the very least, she could just knock on the door and say “Keep it down”. People that can’t resolve issues with other people face to face are whiny, weak-willed pussies.
Or maybe it is just "assiette de fruit" and "Cocktail de fruit" in french!
Who are you? My father? That’s a dad joke if I ever heard one.
Actually my dad is dead so I suppose you couldn’t be.
You’re much cuter anyway.
mmm … cupcakes. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM HA
Dogue de Valuev… I’ll never visit a country where their ass fruit is twice as much as their cock fruit. U.S.A!
13. I think there’s at least one other country which has one too….
The english coat of arms has a pimp unicorn too
and at least ours is actually chained down, and choking, like make-believe animals should be.
Unicorn with a mah fuggin gold chain?
Baller in my book.
#30 Floods render slogan moot.
#27 “Sorry about that, I accidentally bit my brain stem.”
#16 E-cup? F-cup?
#16 looks like early 3d graphics
#10 Dominican Republic! HELLLL YEAAAA
#10 – and i thought i was the only Dominican who knew about this site…represent!!
i remember seeing that on facebook back when Obama won..
9 is great.
awesome photobombs. bill murray is the man. that is all
#22 = epic win
Bill motherfucking Murphy ladies and gentlemen.
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