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  1. bowhuntpa says:

    He’ll eat your TaCKO!!!

    • webuserbh says:

      Hmmmmm! me love TaCKo’s…
      reminds me of Cartman’s impression of J.Lo in south park…
      Taco Taco Burrito Burrito, Taco Flavoured Kisses! =D

  2. 123roasthim says:

    15 guitar chords, huh? How can any other man compete with that?!

    • EA says:

      15 cords? wow, and to think that my guitar only has like 8 chords on it. 8 is like half of fifteen, people!

      • MichaelGS says:

        dude youre thinking of notes in an octave not chords on your guitar. your guitar has (depending on variations, tuning, how many octaves you have a vailable, etc.) anywhere between 40,000 and 450,000 chords available.

        More importantly, will this work if i was to forward a copy to HHNF?

  3. Equalizer says:

    Saying publicly that you like large breast is a Pervy

  4. Floopa_Joopa says:

    Class and sophistication. That’s all this man consists of.

  5. Robbo says:

    Damn, why didn’t I think of doing that

  6. FartFace says:

    Bravo, sir. Bravo

  7. omahawi says:

    this is so full of win it’s overflowing!

  8. Nicnac says:

    he had me until “blue ray’s”

  9. i need that number. i has the breasts

  10. Mattythegooch says:

    These truely are insane computer times we live in…..the humanity!!

  11. LOL says:

    Some Womens version (IF one wanted to go this route):

    TIRED OF YOUR PS2?

    These are boring times we live in.

    It just isn’t safe for your wallet.

    * I am 90% real
    * I didn’t go to jail but if they find out what I did, I’m screwed
    * Text me first, then call, then meet me in a public place
    * I wouldn’t shake Barack Obama’s hand if I got paid to
    * I know how to play Metal Gear, Grand Theft & God of War 2…and will kick your ass at them
    * I have large tits & a tight ass

    I am a regular girl seeking a regular guy

    If you like drinking beer, watching porn and have a tongue that’s 6 inches long (average is 4) shoot me an e-mail! K…thanks…;)

    **************************************************************************************************

  12. HellHathNoFury says:

    By now, being able to form a coherent sentence is pretty high up my list, and this guy can’t even do that.

  13. HellHathNoFury says:

    He forgot
    * I know 15 guitar chords because I have no job
    *hence the hatred of internet guys

  14. pickuptheotherline says:

    his tv has blue rays. blue rays of death? blue rays of pain? blue rays??

  15. Always Last says:

    Last!!!

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