This is what Cinco de Mayo means to me (24 Photos)

*Yeah, we know most of these girls aren’t Mexican. We don’t care.

  • HardCore Mike

    The Chive certainly knows how to help get me thru the work day!! God bless the Chive.

    • Anonymous

      #18 #23 who are they

      • Art

        There both Sofia Vergara

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Thank you for enlightening me Chive… I always thought Cinco de Mayo meant ” Opening Day of Margarita Season”

    • Dudeman

      It means “May Fifth” but yea, I’ll take The Chive’s version.

      • Mattythegooch

        No Shit? I thought it meant sink my balls in mayonasse??

  • Roscoe

    Sofia Vergara is not Mexican, but it doesn’t really matter. Game on, Chive!!

    • ChrisDG74

      Neither is Peneolpe Cruz (born in Madrid, Spain). But, again, Chive On!
      I have my Patron right here with me in celebration of Cinco de Mayo.

  • bowhuntpa

    poor girls, cant even afford shirts that are not torn….. ill be your sugar daddy

  • Tiger's Wood

    Si Si Si….. I agree!

  • McBeastie

    I know this is beating a dead horse, but Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican holiday, not an overall Latino/Spanish holiday. It’s not like I expect the Chive founders to have a wall full of degrees from Harvard, but maybe someone with a GED on staff would suffice.

    • hector

      totally agree, but what can you expect for a bunch of monkeys whitout culture that think america is only their country when is a whole contintent in fact

      • Anonymous


    • CunningLinguist

      do you people even care about history? for shame chive. for shame.

    • porn n chickn

      i think a lot of people are missing the point here. the title is:
      ‘this is what cinco de mayo’ means to me
      Chive knows these chicks are from all over and they don’t care b/c that’s what it means to them. The whole point of the post is that they don’t give a shit. merry christmas!

      • McBeastie

        So I guess if I prefaced my post with “this is what chive means to me, and why I think they are stupid,” then I would have been o.k.

    • forge

      and it’s celebrated by more people in the US than in Mexico and of those in the US, most are gringos who will accept any excuse to go out and drink margaritas on a weeknight.

  • fourtwenty

    no point in putting numbers. theyre all hot. richard pryor————>

  • Robbo

    ahh, Selmia, makes me wish I paid more attention in my spanish classes

  • toilet paper

    some people say I’m a beaner….. but I’m not the only Juan….

  • Equalizer

    #23 – Me want to lick that butt….

  • Nicnac

    since this list isn’t exclusively Mexican, where’s Alessandra?

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  • Mustafa_Beer

    So, John and Leo… great post. Made me think that if you put the rating tabs on posts like this, all of us perv, uh, I mean Chivers could rate the pic as well as the comments! ( I couldn’t find the suggestion box)

  • J:M

    Since nobody understands this is a MEXICAN holiday (except a few commenters), let’s just continue putting random hot chicks up there, no one is going to know anyway. I say put up Natália Guimarães.

  • Robi5150

    Dear Arizona,

    Are you out of your F*cking mind?

    • Mattythegooch

      I LOVE living in Phoenix!!

    • westside

      Robi5150 – you are an idiot!
      AZ can't pay for an entire country – why don't you open your doors to some illegals? See how long that lasts…

  • DaToker

    What a dipshit….maybe three of the photos are actually Mexican….

    • Phideauxe

      Obviously there aren’t enough hot Mexican chicks to make up a whole page. haha

  • HellHathNoFury

    I’m lovin me some freckles on 18.

    • MichaelGS

      if the first thing you noticed on 18 was the freckles, ive got news for you… oh wait

  • top dog

    Drinking hot coffee and burnt ma goddam tongue. Memo to self: Never drink hot coffee while looking hot fine big butt Spanish women.

  • Tommy

    Penelope Cruz is not Latina,shes from Spain

    • J

      She is lol. A latin person is anybody who speaks a language related to latin, like all the Romance languages.

      • J:M

        J – You sir are incorrect.

        The Romance languages (sometimes referred to as Romanic languages, Latin languages, Neolatin languages or Neo-Latin languages) are a branch of the Indo-European language family, more precisely of the Italic languages subfamily, comprising all the languages that descend from Latin, the language of ancient Rome.
        The six most widely spoken standardized Romance languages are Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Romanian, and Catalan.

        With your logic, Italian and French women are Latin.


        • Libertariandude

          Actually, Italians and French are “latin” in a historical, ethnic sense, although they are not “Latino” as Americans use the word. Is you ask my opinion as a white South American, the “Latino” label is pretty much bullshit.



    • top dog

      59? DAMN SHE’S FINE AS HELL!!!

  • lfsg

    Half of those girls are Colombian but who cares! I know the holiday is Mexican but let’s use it as an excuse to post some hot latino chicks!

  • 123roasthim

    I think I just got some of my cinco de mayo all over my desk

  • Anonymous

    ALL ARE HOT!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’re right… no numbers needed here!! BRILLIANT PIECE CHIVERS!!!!!!

  • anonymous

    3, 16: Exotical Colombian beauty: Paola Rey. Also, Sofia Vergara is Colombian too

  • FartFace

    Ay Dios Mio!

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