A glimpse into the International Motor Show in Beijing (34 Photos)

  • HellHathNoFury

    FAST, bitches!
    160, swiftly, wreck it, buy a new one…

    • Nagrom

      HHNF!!! You bloody live on this site? LOL I could have sworn I was first.

      • HellHathNoFury

        It’s like Tron: I live inside theChive….
        no, that’s silly. Can’t sleep, yo. i keep counting sheep but they get all pissy about the spray-painted numbers.

        • CunningLinguist

          i tried magic markers. didnt work either. i resulted to clubbing them.

  • Nagrom

    Gay Test.

    If you can see ANY of these cars…….I have BAD news for you.

    Also FIRST!!!!! WOO HOO!!!

    • ScantronMan

      Douchebag Test.

      A. You try to be “First!”
      B. You use the phrase “Woo Hoo!”
      C. You have a “Gay Test.”
      D. All of the above

      Congrats. Your answer is “D” for “Douchebag!”

  • MichaelGS

    I’ll take the red Merc, the red Aston Marton, the model in #15 and HHNF

  • CunningLinguist

    ps, none of those look fucking original. except wtf is 3, 23 and 33?

    • Nateb123

      I know 23 is the Emgrand GT which, aside from having a WAY too busy grill (although hey, at least it’s different), is a pretty sweet looking car. It’s Chinese so it’ll probably explode the moment a pebble hits it but as a design exercise, that grill is the only flaw I see.

  • zipperz

    #3: Introducing the D-Bag 3000; will safely and economically transport 1 d-bag and 1 plastic mannequin in a 360-degree perspex bubble which will allow you to point and laugh without their hair being ruffled.

  • Rusty

    I like #3. Reminds me of Cobra Commander

  • Equalizer

    I think the only car that I can afford here is #18…

  • Josh

    i’ll take the Jeep. no, i’m not crazy.

  • pickuptheotherline

    agreed #16 Jeep FTW

  • Jake

    Yea, the butchy lesbian in #27 TOTALLY makes me want to buy that Jeep. Pfft.

    • TheFailJudge

      #27 Jeep? I don’t think so. Try one of those pansy SUVs with “Rover” in the name. Pfft.

  • kjellupa

    The Bugatti is pretty nice (#32)

  • Mattythegooch

    LOVE my Audi….gullwing Benz gave me a raging-semi!!

  • Boogie

    Not so much made in the USA stuff here…

  • top dog

    Everybody else entered a nice Sports Car, what do we do? we entered a big ass gas guzzlin Jeep. Why can’t we make a Sports Car that can compete with the rest of the world? I don’t think that’s asking for too much.

  • Spiderpig615

    WTF is number 23 looks like a Predator mask.

  • zaggy

    il take the car in #15 if the babe is complimentary :p

  • Dominic

    I will take one of each please

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