“Despite being endowed by the Gods with what should have made him the most popular guy on the planet, Eric spent yet another night drinking alone with only his unicorn poster to keep him company.”
WIFE: You know who we should hook up with Tina, is Bob!
HUSBAND: Who, bob the lactating cow cross dresser unicorn fetish pink headband wearing virgin Bob? WIFE: No ew! Your other friend Bob!
HUSBAND: Oh oh ok, i was gonna say!
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I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more brainbleach!
I think I will like whatever it is you have to say…nice pic.
thanks, but that’s not fair play, bro.
Like laughing at a hot, dumb girl’s jokes.
…waitaminute
So…I wished for two horny bithces, with two great sets of titties, and a liftime supply of beer. Damn you monkey’s fist!
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!
What am I takng away from this exactly? You DO go blind but after a certain point you start making draft beer?
Is that where Jesus Juice comes from?
“Despite being endowed by the Gods with what should have made him the most popular guy on the planet, Eric spent yet another night drinking alone with only his unicorn poster to keep him company.”
“DAMN!! I could have been working at McDonalds, instead I chose to sell milk through fake cow tits.”
……Meanwhile, in Jack Black’s basement…..
“My Beer is Utterly Ridiculous”
ALERT THE FIRST MAN with one big testicle and four penis(es).
I looove hamburgers!!
Expressing his opinion on the unicorn piece, John presented thae artist with a glass of utter bribble……..
dibble……….
he’s really more of a “glass half full” kinda guy
Whats Artie Lange up to these days ? See for yourself!
Muahaha the surgery was successful, now…. round two.
Ahh… ahhhh……AAHHHHH……. UUUNNNNNgggghhhhhh!
WIFE: You know who we should hook up with Tina, is Bob!
HUSBAND: Who, bob the lactating cow cross dresser unicorn fetish pink headband wearing virgin Bob? WIFE: No ew! Your other friend Bob!
HUSBAND: Oh oh ok, i was gonna say!
Hey Charlie !?! I DO NOT think this is Candy Mountain!
Prescription for cowbell revoked.
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Harry, Ron, and Hermione finally learn where butterbeer comes from.