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May 8, 2010 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Hot Women, Top Photos
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#50 OH MY GOD!!!!
that nail polish does not match that dress
Lose the stripes.
ohhh yerr go and get ur bum wet ohh yer wat about ur sack wet go tickle it go tickle it ohhh yer baby go go go get ur ass crack wet goo go go and gt ur crack 2 sweat go play with it go tickle on it go and shake tat thing yooo.you no u wanna get it all wet u no u esspecally want 2 get ur crake wet go play with it go slip a finger in u no u want 2.
ohhh canada we are so much beta than USA all u yanks eat frozen poops and sing ur way through anal sergery u love ur bum and make it loose u love 2 have sex with dirty mexicans u also love 2 lick our bums u dirty dirty people u wish ur bacon was as tasty as ours but urs tastes like poo that is y u like it so muck u dirty dirty yankeys go and start a war with us we will grind u to the ground we r so much beta than u and u no its true.i would like 2 finish by saying oh goo canada we poo all over america and america love it.if u have any problems with wat i sed please post on here a reply 2 canadian bacon man
yes mr canadabacanman you are correct us Russians think the same the americans do like poo they are obsessed with eating it dirty creatures they are.with that sed i do dissagree with 1 thing u say go canada noo it should be go RUSSIA the most beautiful yet tough nation in the world we are taking over and america ur first
Well, You ARE much better at spelling and punctuation……….
We’re good at sintax and grammer too!
Three people and counting have failed to grasp simple sarcasm. I get how syntax and grammar are spelled guys. It’s a joke.
Oi, adobo, ayusin mo nga.
Half of #35 is SWEET!!! Now crop out the right side of this pic and it will be perfect.
Why would you want a picture of some guy holding a manta ray in front of his face?
…and to think you were the one talking about sarcasm….
wow..superheroes!! #4 Storm #5 Human torch!
by the way even monkeys know boobs are awesome.
#22 – thank you chive, my pants feel funny
Pretty sure that’s syphilis.
Yeah she’s all fake and stuff and yeah she looks like you’d die within 24 hours of saying “hi how you doin’” but man, I don’t care, she looks GREAT.
#48 is body paint….50 AHHHH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Holy crap, I’m gone for one day and the comments get taken over by perverted idiots.
I must re-instill the perverts of adequate intellect!
It’s like when the babysitter leaves the room and all hell breaks loose.
or even better, when the babysitter comes into the room and ….
I see my ploy is working.
So, either it’s working because no one else has commented on this post in a while, or… I’m one of the so called perverts of adequate intellect. Interesting.
I’m no Moneypenny, so I only have a slight inkling as to your character.
Wow, it’s rare to see a name drop like that on a site like this. So, what does your spider sense tell you?
That Deadpool’s Common Sense Tingling is far better than Spidey Sense
While common sense isn’t quite the super power that Spidey Sense is, it is just as useful.
spidey Sense is only good for ‘Big Ass Shoe and lots of Woosie Squealing Detection’
Whereas snark and common sense, mixed with regenerative powers and hot red latex will get you much farther.
Both characters are very sarcastic. However, I’m not enough of a comic book buff to keep this part of the conversation going, (I’m more into Star Wars anyway) talking about men in spandex isn’t really my thing.
Also, how did ths go from a conversation about character to a discussion about hero personalities, abilities, and clothing choices?
I’ll be belying my shirt here and say that I’d rather talk about men in spandex, be it sports or heroes, than guys that play with their Wookies and have crushes on their twin sister.
Did I mention emo misfits with confidence and Daddy issues, who happen to be the bastard children of the black space Hitler, who somehow managed to be white earlier in life and produce white kids?
I’ll stfu now.
1. For the life of me I can’t see why you got a thumbs down for your last 2 statements. The last one was pretty damn brilliant.
2. You get points for mentioning sports but if it’s only because they look hot in their “cute little outfits” we need to talk.
3. All guys play with there wookies, no exceptions.
4. You could stfu but I wouldn’t recommend it. This place would get rather boring if you did.
The US needs to issue #39 as a postage stamp. ‘Cuz, you know, otherwise people might sleep with Hitler. Or something.
ohh yer go and get tat bum 2 rely sweat work it like a pornstar u chivers
Anyone know who #16 is?
#38 is in Berlin in front of the Jewish Museum. Have been there 3 days ago.
f u c k you chivers u eat penis burritos all day get of my f’n internet u do not belong here u r ugly and smell like asholes big dirty asholes at that. wen wil u learn this is our internet and u do not belong here please leave wat u all got to say bout tat u smellychivepoos….
signed yours sincerly
hahhahahvaavaaavava [evil troll laugh]
i have a case of AIDS. thats right i got AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS so dont talk to me or you will catch it yes it can spread through talking on sites like this so dont risk it chivers.
HHNF, you are one of the few of elevated intellect on these threads. Do not pull the D ring, please. Obviously this entity has been invaded by moronic influences stuck on “repeat”. Such is life with humanity. Alas. But we press on regardless.
I see i didn’t take my schizophrenia meds today.
Imitation, my dear…..the sincerest form.
IOW, agreeing with DoubleOhSeven, it would be boring, indeed, HHNF…terminally so…
That girl in #35 is so HOT!!!
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