It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (21 Photos)

  • Chris

    Did you know, pigs have a 30 minute long orgasm? 😉

    • tyrese clinkscale

      Are you referring to #3 or #21?

      • Chris


      • Kodo

        Well done, Sir! Well done!

  • tyrese clinkscale

    Is Justin Bieber the black guy or the white chick?

    • Not An Usher Fan

      You mean the black chick or the white chick…

  • keithp420


  • bowhuntpa

    sooty is the man!

  • Drakiechan

    Epic ass in 17.


  • tommybhoy

    The Legend of Sooty! My idol from now on….

  • garp

    …all hail sooty, king of us all

  • Equalizer

    Surfer Girls!

    • radiodial

      flotation devices…

  • Lynne

    Oh, those are good 🙂

  • Anonymous

    Guinea Pig, it remains a pig.
    Great job though.

  • V

    Fuck 19 and The Chives political agenda, Cocksuckers

    • Roscoe

      You really think they are promoting a political agenda? Or is it simply a funny image? Geez, get over yourself….

    • Brandon

      You are a moron and should have your internet privileges revoked.

      • Tiger's Wood

        V – You must have gotten caught a time or two…. why don’t you try coming over legally and actually contributing to the economy instead of draining it. All illegals need to be booted the hell outta here! I’m sick of seeing American Flags turned upside down and flown under the mexican flag…. If I see it I’m shooting! Mexico is so fucked up, why do you want to bring that shit to America? Ignorant bastard

    • HimAgain

      Actually I think 21 is more in order of keeping with Chives agenda


    • nelly02

      chill mate!! the soldiers are british anyway; the chive is more about people faling over and tits!
      by the way, tigers wood, you are a collosal cock (and not in a good way)

      • Tiger's Wood

        Nelly, yes I can be a dick when it comes to issues about my country, and I don’t give a damn if it offends you or anyone else, it needs to be said and needs to be dealt with.

        • V

          @ Tigers wood—I was born and raised here cocksucker. I just find nothing funny about it. People talk shit about the Mexicans but lets see how many of you white people want to do the jobs they do here and lets see how we get your precious fruits and veggies for smoothie and ceaser salad and your fucking magno chutney. You lazy fuck sit behind a computer with air conditioning all day so I guarantee you won’t go out and do these jobs other people won’t do. You bitches cry about that but look at their employers who are 90% white and they WANT them here start with them and then you will probably say something about drugs and drug gang violence. Well if it was not for a lot of white middle class closet coke heads and meth heads there would be no drugs brought here and there would be no need for the violence either. Get off your ass and get out from behind the computer or off your mom and take off the hood. No one asked the white man to come here either bet yet you came to rape and steal. And by the way nice name. Let everyone know you love and lust for Tigers cock.

          • HellHathNoFury

            Before I start my politically incorrect rant, I’ll ask where the hell any of you see anything about Mexico in that picture. Mexico/America is the only border on the planet being fought over? Have you not noticed a war in the East?
            I’m a girl. I build submarines. I work with plenty of Mexicans, especially from the destitute El Salvador. None of them are as crass, derogatory and ignorant as you are. Many make more than I do, work hard and send some money home. Yes, some Americans cause problems in Mexico. But then why are your people so desperate to come here to get away from each-other’s violent oppression, that they will risk life and limb? Many factory workers don’t pay Mexicans well, or American employees, either. Please, tell me that’s unfair only to you. Even my Mexican friends complain about how their families are being treated by other Mexicans, the ones with money. They are coming here, en mass, because they know they have a much better chance at a decent life than in the hellhole your money and blood-hungry maniacs have created. Please, go back there if we’re so bad to you. oh, and give back the free speech, the internet and the taxes and exemptions while you’re at it.

          • HellHathNoFury

            And another thing, V, no one forced your country and every man with a gun to traffic drugs to us. You started the fire, and Americans have been stupid enough to demand the supply. How about: teach your men to be men instead of little boys that intimidate innocent children and families with weapons and machetes to do their bidding.

            • whatev

              ^^^^^^^ OWNED!!!!

            • Toaster

              HHNF, you are a drop of sanity in the ocean of madness that is the internet. I salute you.

            • you

              HHNF i cant believe how naive you are, stop being such a poser…….

            • Simon

              HHNF you are amazing

            • northerner

              this old Army vet whips a crisp salute to HHNF, too. Girl, you rock….

            • exHHNFfan

              sooty > HHNF
              sorry doll i can believe your ignorance…
              this your people stuff makes you sound like a stuffy pretentious “you know what”
              i bid you farewell from a long and loyal fan…

              p.s Sooty is the man and he didn’t care what borders he had to cross to get what he wanted…
              sleep up lil buddy you deserve it!

          • Shane

            it’s not that white people won’t do the jobs, we won’t do it for slave wages like illegal aliens will. I’ll do your landscaping, or your drywall, I just won’t do it for 2$ an hour.

  • Douchebag McQuack

    Logoed my EGO?! Or did they mean to say EGGO?

    • HellRazer

      I’m they meant “Eggo”. Just like you meant “Legoed”.

  • Phideauxe

    Sooty beat my record. Damn you, pig!

    • McBeastie

      Yes, after beating your record, Sooty then went on to have sex with the remaining 23 females.

      • (A)

        you sir, win.

  • confused

    sooty is a god

  • toilet paper

    It’s Sooty’s duty to please that booty.

  • tyrese clinkscale

    #20…thanks for reusing that one for the 67th time. It quit being funny after about the third time. The stick you use to beat the dead horse is probably as rigid as a wet noodle by now.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Okay, Tyrese, we don’t want to hear about your wet noodle you use to beat horse with. It’s spelled, ‘w-h-o-r-e-s’, by the way.
      Now make like Sooty and go make some more illegitimate chillens.

      • YouMad

        Someone’s having a bad day

  • greenerblues

    LOL’d on most of these

  • Rusty

    So #6 could work out a couple different ways. Is the daughter whoring herself for her own meth, or is the parent whoring her out for their meth?

    How funny it is depends on which interpretation I give it …

  • Meve

    saw a lot of them on cheez but still laughed!

  • bubble_rider86

    full of LoL today…chive you win this one…..=)

  • sploosh

    #14 ruined by a stupid typo. All the others are great, though (and #14 would’ve been)

  • HellHathNoFury

    3 and 5 are the best. Sooty-because all men are pigs.
    Okay, that’s a lie, Sooty’s more man than most.

  • HellHathNoFury

    The look on Sooty’s face when they told him the child support amount is priceless.

  • Markkens

    “I’m a girl. I build submarines.”

    HHNF, you kick ass honey you.

    • HellHathNoFury

      I wasn’t talking about ‘me me me’, just using myself as an example since he said that we’re all sitting around in our lawn chairs on our Georgian mansions while whipping our Mexican slaves/equivalent. If I’m a small chick, and I can work along next to them, I’d like to hear his complaint and what his ass does for a living.

      • webuserbh

        HellHathNoFury – a salute…

        i second that owned! HERE HERE! =P

        The Legend of Sooty should be passed over to generations and etched into stone!

  • dt520

    if i tunnel into a sorority house like sooty can i do all the hot chicks? i’m getting a shovel as soon as i post this…

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