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Kevin’s wife just left him. She left one thing – her wedding dress (25 Photos)

May 13, 2010 | In: Awesome

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When Kevin's (ex) wife of 12 years left him, only one thing remained in the closet, her wedding dress. She make the mistake of telling him he could do 'whatever the fuck you want' with it. So he did. Kevin started an hilarious website and asked the users to help him come up with 101 uses for the dress. So far he's got 13, everything from a dish rag to a grill cover.
Go support Kevin's site and help him come up with 101 uses for the dress. He seems like a good dude despite the hilarious vengeful streak.

nathan darby

I Just wanted to let you all know that I started to read the comments and see if anyone had put other good ideas here. Unfortunately i had to read the dumbest thing ever, Your guy’s conversation and fighting. Wow your all retard dicks.
FYI- this is the first and last time I shall post on this website
dirty sanchez

Kick-ass post ruined by adult virgin with anger issues. Why does this always happen?
carpe cerevisi

how in the hell will this effect your fantasy football?

buy a 12 foot flag pole and hang her high bitch!!!!!….got a boat you now got the sail.
Don Cheadle

Why are you women on the interwebz, and not in the kitchen?

HellHathNoFury

Too busy fixing submarines and aircraft carriers. Make your own damn sammich.

megsmitty

wow… I think I see why she left.
sra

not bitter at all!
Anonymous

this entire thing is win.
women are selfish hollow creatures and if it were reversed all the comments would be “you go girl” sex and the city-esqu ect.
Mike

That guys looks like a giant douche bag.
JosE

Make a parachute and jump off the roof of your house, make sure it’s only one story high though, for safety reasons in case it doesn’t deploy so you don’t end up dead and she really gets a kick out of it. The worst that could happen is you will walk away with a broken leg, or better said, hop away.
Anonymous

when you’ve come up with enough uses of it the final one should be a good ol ass wipin.
Anonymous

Here’s an idea for the dress… Use it instead of a deer drag sled. Just throw the carcass on it and drag it through the woods. I see you used it to clean your fuel intake in an earlier pic so throw it in the wash and then use it to wash your vehicle.
Melissa

Uh, how exactly is this revenge? Isn’t It only revenge if she cares?

Which she clearly won’t…the dress won’t mean anything to her now.

All you accomplished is showing the world you’re a wee bit pathetic. And a whole of immature. Dude, maybe there’s a reason she left you? You look like a bit of a nutbag–and passive aggressive. Yawn.

But wasting all that energy acting stupid has at least gotten you noticed—something you clearly need–btw, sorry abt your divorce.
STEVE HOLT!!!

HHNF, hey girl

Posthumously Hilarious

One of my lady friends said Steve Holt had a 1 and a half foot penis, pretty much standard mainboard procedure

JMART

you should break dance-battle on her wedding dress!
wolfspirittt

When your husband loses his job you don’t just dump him and get a divorce because you think you can do “better” without him. I’m sick and tired of people treating marriage like it’s just a game. My friends recently got dumped from his wife after 8 years of marriage and 2 kids because he lost his job and someone at her work was more enticing. There is a reason the wedding vows say “for better or worse” because honestly with life, “worse” will probbaly be the more common thing. If life weren’t a little hard then wtf would be the point. What should have happened, is you encouraged your husband and stuck by him and helped him get a new job and get back on his feet. Unemployment if you haven’t noticed is a very common thing these days due to our economy (I have a job btw but I have friends who haven’t or are going to loser their jobs). This kind of thing just makes me sick. The world has forgotten what true love is (and it’s not puppy dog love with a flame that dies out eventually)

HellHathNoFury

Since that was clearly directed at me, maybe you should know some details before condemning me. I have known him since we were 12 years old and had been friends ever since. He treated my daughter much better than himself, great sense of humor, temperment, everything, and we were best friends. Aside from losing his job due to the fact that he was calling out ‘sick’ so that he could bring my 19 yr old married friend into my bed, he lied about it and guilted our daughter into lying about it as well. He didn’t tell me he had lost his job, I just found out while paying bills that about 3 grand was gone. So not only had he been using my job to stay in my nice home, but also using my nice home to sleep with someone else, and they both smiled to my face and pretended to be my friends. I’m not going to volunteer to be mistreated by anyone, hon. If you want to, have at it.

wolfspirittt

@hhnf That’s a different story then and you definitely had the right. Divorce is ok if the person is cheating. I’ve just seen too many times people divorcing their spouse for stupid reasons like alcoholism or losing their job. Even with alcoholism, if you love the person you should really work to get them help and work with them if you love them. Though I’ve known people to work out the cheating aspect too but I don’t blame you for divorcing over that, I would.

Rich

No wonder why she left him.
Jigglypuff

Just have to love both the creativity of the ex and the much greater one of the guy. She gave her implied oral consent so it looks like he’s converted legally there
w8n4f8

When I came home and caught my wife i bed with a neighbor, It didn’t matter what “For better or worse” ment. Granted there are going to be hrd times in many marrages, But there is only so much a person should have to put up with b4 they are allowed to call it quits.

wolfspirittt

I can see leaving your wife for cheating on you… but leaving them because you think being independent is just better or you find your spouse annoying is just weak and pathetic. In my opinion if you really loved somebody then you would be willing to die for them… so when someone leaves someone just because they had some hard financial times that answers the question right away “would you die for this person?” If it came to it, I would put my life on the line for my wife and children, people have forgotten what real love and the what the vows of marriage are about. Also, I’m not a religious person (in fact I’m agnostic), but I still respect the vows you speak when you get married because in my mind and heart they really mean something. They used to me something to most people, but the world is too selfish now to care about anyone but themselves. This just reminds me of the story of my buddy a lot which is why it makes me angry. Including my friend getting the boot from his wife for another man (which the other guy is a complete loser in my opinion) there was about 5 or 6 other people my wife knew who were separating at the same time and it was all for petty things like “I want to see other people and be free”. I just don’t see how someone goes through 10-20 years of marriage and just wakes up one day and thinks “I’m going to get a divorce!”.

wyng

it’s probably best, not to get married.

your personal freedom is…….priceless !

i also have a strong feeling, that the ‘New World Order’, has great appeal to women.
they would love to have men ‘chipped’, and often seem to have right wing political taste.
it’s been of such sadness to me to realise this in my forties.
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Anonymous

I think you should loan it out to a drag queen to perform some awful song(s) in it. Ger her to tell your story first, and then sponsor gay jello wrestling at the after party! You won’t want it back after that…
asha086

My hubby cheated on me too. I know the feeling. I moved out and I now have an apartment all to myself with my mom. Be it I still haven’t divorced the fucker yet but money is tight living on a fixed income and all. I once posted what he done to me when we were still living together and he emailed me saying that he was going to sue me for breaking the law, plagerisim, and something else, I forget. But I still havent gotten anything in the mail from him yet! Probably never!
Ron Jester

I totally thought it was going in the fire! ^_^
Anonymous

Take it to a baseball game and see how many women you can get to try it on and pose for a pic
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