Russian club chicks, hot or overcooked? (30 Photos)

  • donnie

    i share the sentiments of the dude in #23

    • spare201

      holy crap is unbelievable… I’d drink her bathwater.

  • sorly

    i see you reserved my table

  • ukcanuck

    um not so much.

    • Petrov

      going to have to agree to disagree with you on this one. I’m from Moscow and if you went out to the clubs there you’d be blown away by what you see. I go out to american clubs and there are some great girls there to be sure, but there’s also a lot of fat wasted girls.

      • garp

        …mmm, they’re all right looking, nothing overly gorgeous though, like say the chicks in Bagley Wisconsin, population 339

  • zym

    Duck lips – goin’ international!

    #23 kid = hero

  • NTFW

    I’d rape them all.. yeah i went there.

  • Robbo

    ahh, ruskies, I believe the guy in 14 is playing a little pocket pool.

  • stafferty

    #24 I have the distinct feeling I fought the guy somewhere… in a zelda game perhaps.

  • John

    Who knew that “club chick” was Russian for whore?

  • Equalizer

    #23 – FTW

  • Jon without the h

    What the hell was that in 24?!?! Creepy. But I would take 28 without hesitation.
    Not one of the best posts, but not one of the worst. Maybe I was just let down by my high expectations. However, this was not a strikeout on the part of the chive…just a fly out.

  • HellHathNoFury

    I’m guessing the price of these girls for the night is the price of a couple of drinks.
    You could make more standing on the corner.

    • 123roasthim

      Oh, I know. Trust me.

    • John

      I think you give them too much credit HHNF. A couple of drinks and a look at your US passport would probably get you these chicks for a month.

    • nouu

      hhnf should know all about standing on a corner..

      • HellHathNoFury

        Show of hands-who else thought of that but didn’t post because it was so painfully, obviously 7th grade?
        Oh, really? All of you?
        Thank you for your demonstration, nouu. You may go to recess.


          By hands did you mean in real life, or these little thumbs up thumbs down thingies, or some type of text response indicating as such?

          Oh, shit. I just asked that on the internet which officially makes me a douche. Why can’t I just go with my first instinct and then say oops about it later when I’m wrong? Damnit, Beau, pull yourself together.

          Anyway no I didn’t think of that so I suppose I’ll vote a thumbs down. It could be a pretty good burn in person if you were familiar with the people involved but over the internet, eh, kinda lame.


            Is it just me or does anyone else think TLDR every time they read one of my responses? Hell, after I type it and submit it then go back to look at it I think TLDR. WTF?

            • jeff in Australia

              TLDR…? Don’t know what that is, but… if it is along the lines of
              “why did I type that, or anything..?” I get that feeling too. Like now…..

            • HellHathNoFury

              Wait….*snort* lemme get this straight….*gasp* ….your name is…..BEAU?!


              Yeah, why? Is that funny? It’s short for Beauregarde.


              My name kicks ass, say whatever you want. It helps that I rely almost solely on humor to express my personality with a name like Beau. I’m very rarely serious about anything, though I tend to shy away from sarcasm and lean towards yelling profanities in a tourettes-like manner at inappropriate times.

  • thenutflush

    #g and #12 FTW! The dude in #14 most likely sucks donkey dick!

  • top dog

    Not bad, me like. For just plain girls(not your super modle type)they look good…some of em. The fish face, not good. I don’t know why some women think thats sexy.

    • top dog

      Thats model. I which I could make corrections on this site.

  • Mark

    #26… Add to Cart

  • Anonymous

    Never thought I’d say it but I’d go to russia 2 get into a few of these pics

  • Maddog

    Well… they can’t make a space program worth a flying f***, and I’m pretty sure the only cars they made were built from the cardboard I used for my forts as a 5 year old, but they sure do pop out some attractive club hoochies. Between this post and the mail order brides you guys have on here, I’m close to leaving for the red pastures of the motherland. AND I BLEED RED, WHITE, N’ BLUE!

    Well done, Russia. Well. Done.

    • jeff in Australia

      Guess you had better go practice your throwing arm, or you are going to have skeletons on the space station. Not to mention sputnik, first man in space etc. etc.
      It is good to love your country, and good on you for doing so, but to rubbish others to do it, is just a little silly, don’t you think..?

  • Roscoe

    Nice to know America hasn’t completely cornered the market on douche bags.

  • Robert Marley

    26 my kind of girl

  • nouu

    it’s russia who the fuck cares.

  • aosux

    If any of these girls had any kind of money they would just be sluts in American clubs

  • me!!1

    fap fap fap….

  • doo dah doo doo

    #2 – Holy shit, are there black chicks in Russia?! I mean… African American chicks? erm, African Russian chicks. Are there those in Russia?

    • interesante

      all i kept thinking was “well, there’s one black chick in russia… and she works at this club. DIVERSITY!”

  • bob

    those were trannies, right?

  • ariel

    wow, looks like Russian girls like to grab eachother’s tits about as much as I do. Haaaaaaggghhhlllright Russia. 🙂

  • dos santos

    We have a winner on #23

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