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May 19, 2010 |
In: Captions, Funny
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Gunna leave me hangin fag? I have a gun!
There will be no peeing in this pool!
The community pool used to be so much more fun under the Saddam regime…with their fun events like – “Let’s see how long he can hold his breath while being held underwater” contest and the “Who knows if the pool has electric current going through it” day.
Next person caught running by the pool gets two in the chest and one in the head!
My favorite…very funny!
the new zero tolerance policy for horseplay in the pool is getting a little out of hand
The Iraqi Navy blows
“Hey Sarge, what’s the legal age of consent in this God-forsaken country!?”
“Hey Sarge, what time is Oprah on?”
“Hey Sarge, solve for x in this equation: 2×2+3x+1=0, x2+x=2x+3, (x+2)(x+3)…”
I command your tube be pink! Now run little girl
A demonstration of the awesome power of the Somali navy.
5 minutes ’til adult swim
Worst summer job EVER!
Yeah yeah mom, I will put my floaties on… Gosh, no need to freak out.
“Stop right there!!, I am going to need everybody to show me papers, this is Arizona and you are suspiciously Brown”
Operation Party ova hea!
Does my hand look fat in this?
5 minutes until adult only swim
Guy jumping into pool: “CanonBall!”
Soldier: “Tango spotted at 3 o’clock, waiting for permission to engage. Over.”
High Five? No?
Fucking kids these days…
You will enjoy you’re freedom or else
POOL IS CLEAR OF OIL LEAKAGE, SIR!
STOP! Little bastards dont know they cant swim yet.. Damn public school systems…
Talk to the hand because the face ain’t listenin no more!
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