Daily Afternoon Randomness (29 Photos)

  • Cheez

    2 FTW!

    • Furthy

      Ohhhh, she’s smokin.’ To whomever sent in that photo, please submit her for the next “Sexy Chivers Among Us” post.

      • Harry

        Do you have any idea how dirty that shit is?

        • HellHathNoFury

          We don’t want to hear about Dirty, Harry.

          • Verbal Kint

            I think I love you. :bow:

  • ChrisDG74

    I demand to know where #15 is. Me want (assuming they are NOT jailbait)

  • Joey

    Short and sweet….Chive on!

  • SaintxXxAsh

    Chive, tomorrows friday. That is all.

  • Nagrom

    1st WOO HOO :o)

    That is all

    • Nagrom


      Oh well. Better luck next time LOL

      • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

        Please let there not be a next time…

  • Dom

    #8 made my week. What a cutie.

  • aosux

    even tiger woods pic gets hookers

  • cavemanlawyer

    Another epic random gallery!

  • Jones

    #22 Nicely done!

  • http://powersticks.wordpress.com powersticks

    #6 is the best joke I’ve ever heard/seen.

  • Pat

    # 7 mmmmmmmm, Asian…

  • HellHathNoFury

    I’m off to get some face cream
    *waits for onslaught of predictable jokes*

    • DaddyD

      Not going to say anything. I’m still hoping you will go out with me.

      • HellHathNoFury

        Of course! I would love to drop everything and drive some godawful distance to meet an onlione stranger in a pub somewhere! How about Juvember the 33rd?

        • HellHathNoFury

          fft- ‘onlione’

    • randomhero1218

      I’ve got some face cream for ya.


      • ROFLCentral.com

        HEYO! That made the joke. Just the face cream line wouldn’tve done it. Nicely done.

  • Cydonia

    I don’t get 26, am I missing something?

    • HellHathNoFury

      Um, maybe ther big black, ‘EAT ASS’
      right under her name?!
      Pays to not have enemies at the DOL.

      • Iamtheculprit

        Oh, I thought the joke for 26 was because she was a woman and the driver license said safe driver

  • no wayman91

    11 and 13 FTW 🙂

  • ken

    Award to the dog and cat in #14 for looking so dang regal.

    #15> I wanna be there….with scuba gear….

    #22 is very cool. But I stared at the first pic of that set for a long time trying to figure it out before I realized there were two more in the set. Ah well, not the first time I’ve wasted time doing something futile…

    #8 can bust my ghost. OK. That was lame.

    • dt520

      I think “bust my ghost on her” would have been more sufficient.

  • thetech2

    everytime I see a picture of the beautiful girl in #10 I wanna smack my wife for not being her

  • Arkansas Lad

    After being so pro-natural boobs for the longest time and now working at a Dillard’s corporate office… I’ve come to love the hell out of some fake boobs. yay for number 7!

    @HHNF, Someone’s willing to do that for you?

    • HellHathNoFury

      Oddly enough, a couple of people have.

  • Josh

    chive, were you snatching my facebook photos today or did you read the same fark thread?

    eat ass ftw!

  • Puritania

    #6 is win, those shit eating grins are priceless.

  • sara

    Sooo tired of the hot girl pics seriously, I used to love this site, I dont even know why I keep checking it. It’s almost all wank fodder. And She chive sucks. I feel no need to look at hot guys either.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Methinks she doth protest too much
      get thee to a nunnery!

    • patton303

      Sara I used to love you but I get sooo tired of you hating pictures of hot chicks when there’s so many to look at…….. sssurriuhsly.

  • patton303

    Hey Chive… do you fuckers actually check out what the other guy is uploading?
    You post the same shit like #1 over and over……

  • dos santos

    sorry guys but #13 is blasphemy

    • ChrisDG74

      You want blasphemy? Here, lemme draw a picture of Muhammad…

      • muhammed the profit..

        Dos Santos, go plant your face on the ground and worship the devil some more. Shouldn’t you be doing that instead of looking at pics of girls on TheChive? I mean you can see girls faces, asses, cleavage, and sometimes a nipple.

  • MichaelGS

    I lol’d hard at #18. I think i should get a small cardboard cutout of the flash and everytime some one asks if they need a flash i’ll have the perfect answer.

  • sowasred2012

    Oh wow – us Brits get toilet headed teletubbies for Olympic mascots… Awesome.

    Anyone ever find out the name of #10?

  • Sheng

    Chive, ‘the flash man’ joke is getting old, and repetitively old

    • MichaelGS

      blasphemy! the flash never gets old! oh unless the story arc requires a future incarnation of the flash to team up with the original to fight both an old foe and a new one, but that almost never happens. . . oh, wait

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