The hottest college chick in America is crowned. Agree? (17 Photos)

May 20, 2010 | In: Girls, Hot Women

College Humor has named Shelly, a senior biology major from Texas A&M, the Hottest College Girl in America. She beat out one of our own Chivers, Ashley, in the finals to take the title. So did they get it right? Discuss...

Baker

Thumb me up if you think she’s the hottest. Thumb me down if you don’t.

Furthy

She is way hotter than Ashley. I voted throughout the entire contest, and I noticed that Ashley was guilty of duckface in quite a few of her photos.

Tom

Yes, No, I mean yes. yes
steve

first, bitches

——> John Candy

aosux

^ double-fail

bowhuntpa

aosux FTW

HellHath NoLife

rip

aosux

She is not as hot as the runner up
dawson1488

A 3-way with these two would rock!

dawson1488

And I would definitely pick Ashley…

Chris

She tries too hard to imitate asians, but I have to admit she’s one fine specimen.
Joe Clyde

She is very hot. No doubt. Kind of short for my taste. But she doesn’t look stuck up.
bobaloo

I don’t understand lip jewelry. It does nothing to enhance her hotness and actually distracts from it.

But always an opportunist, I’d be willing to make it useful by strapping a powerful magnet to my cock
Vern

Ashley (the runner-up) is hot, but waaaaayyyyy too much duck face.
HellHathNoFury

I won’t dispute that she’s very pretty and in great shape and that I’m kindof jealous.
But ‘Hottest’? No. The Chive has featured innumerable Hot Chivers that far surpass this girl.
Just take a look at 15. No.

meh

You are a girl so your opinion looses clout on how hot a chick is, however I have to agree with you here.

HellHathNoFury

I’ve probably had more girlfriends than you have, so your opinion loses clout. Plus, I have to be a female every day, and know all about hot girls, so I win.

Anonymous

Really? How many girl friends have you had and are you willing to back that up wirh photographic proof?

HellHathNoFury

And I’ve never loosened clout. Is that like a mixture of grout and caulking? What a pain.
I would probably ‘lose’ it if I had to ‘loose’ clout.
mj

Um its 2010, a lot of girls like girls (ahem), and we are also more critical so if anything, leave it to the women to make the decisions. And HHNF DID give her props for being in good shape, Most jealous women just talk shit. The more ppl hate HHNF the more i like her, I swear…

Maddog

Yeah, but look at # 14…

Tiger’s Wood

I happen to like #15 and all of the others

Furthy

I think that pretty much everyone who frequents this website agrees by now that HellHathnoFury is a fucking moron.

HellHathNoFury

I would tell ou to go look back at some of your previous comments, but I really don’t want to be legally responsible for your therapy costs.

MichaelGS

women are waaaay more critical of each other than we men are. Have you ever been to a strip club with a woman? The bitchiness that comes out at that point is beyond belief. So HHNF’s argument doesnt really lose much clout. And by the sound of some of your comments meh, even if she had only 2 girlfriends she’s had more than you already.

also, I would pay good money to eat that candy

wyatt22

yea the lip stud thing is why i don’t car much for her. it is a huge turn off for me
LiaMMV

Good boobs but super trashy. Definitely not the hottest in the competition. My favourite went out in the first round
Marmor

Yes I agree, beautiful !! I hate jersey shore!!!
mj

what?! I’m so disappointed! She looks like every other girl you would see at a party, and they picked her out of the literal SLEW of hot women posted on this site? She shoulda been put in the b-b-b-b-butterface post!
I even think of myself as hotter than her and I would never run for this title!
NTFW

she’s hot.. but my vote honestly was the other girl that was featured, not the runner up.. can’t remember the name…

but yeah, CHUBBY IN THE PANTS FOEEE SHOOOO wow
Anonymous

stop hating on tx you all know she is hot but i dont think she is the hottest college girl but only cause not every college girl in the U.S entertered the contest
RandomRolis

I voted for her so im glad she won
Verbal Kint

Shelly had better outfits, but in all other categories Ashley was hotter. Ashley, still waiting for you to hit me up for dinner.

Verbal Kint

And don’t worry about my wife and kids, they’re cool. You’ll like them.

Mattythegooch

Killer body, face looks like she has TOD. ( touch of Downs )
But….

She’s hot not only her pictures but what she wrote for her profile, she’s funny! Read it!

http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

yeah, cuz im sure she wrote that profile aaaall by herself on a whim

Rod_Juaxoo

EFF Texas A&M, she shouldn’t have won!

HOOK ‘EM!!!

Tiger’s Wood

SAW”EM OFF!!!

Bevo, it’s whats for dinner!

GIG”EM

Horns blow ass, such a bunch of pampered babies!

The Dude

The man in says she is a complete hottie. But the nerd in me wants her for having Cloud’s sword from Final Fantasy VII in pic 4

Anonymous

The cloud sword is actually THE hottest.

j

That chic is FUCKTASTIC!!! She wins, hands down.
http://dirtyninja.wordpress.com BlogNinja

I was going to say no, then she dressed up as Silk Spectre II and the nerd in my said yes please.
dongtacular

I’d prefer Ashley, but I wouldn’t kick this chick outta bed for eating crackers.

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