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Why there are no chicks on the internets (1 photo response)

May 20, 2010 | In: Funny, WTF

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  • LOL

    Good gawd. Can’t blame a guy for trying. I guess. Well…yeah I guess ya can…wow.

    • mook

      Unblock the email for me, please.

      • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

        “Jesus and I love you!”

    • LOL

      I WANNA JUMP IN YOUR FRONT BUTT!!~

    • Flicka

      I have a friend who tries to NEVER get caught checking a girl out and I'm like: WHY? It's not like it does you any good.

  • paRTRIDGE

    “well, Jesus loves you!”

    *chills

  • mark

    /facepalm

  • Forsyth

    Haha, “Jesus loves you”. Nice pickup line brah.

  • ken

    He’s a smoothie. She was worth a try, though.

  • bowhuntpa

    MORE DUCK FACEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    sandler….>>>>

    • Miss Cleo

      Hey mon, Miss Cleo da psychic sez she wan ya com work fa her…

  • Cor

    Is dat sum GPS-taggin thing on dat Nikon? Hipster glasses.

    • miniaq

      I think it’s a remote for the flash

  • Equalizer

    If I were a Librarian…. I will be carrying a book not a damn camera!…. (nice mirror shot though…)

  • Mattythegooch

    stalk her at the nearest pub and wait for the “roofie-colada” to kick in!!!

  • que bolaaaa

    looks like she has a hook nose. her glasses are doing a good job at hiding it, but if you look closely, you’ll see it.
    still pretty cute, though..
    that poor guy must be hopelessly checking his email non-stop.

  • Bud Ugly

    Hmmm, aside from the account and email, that’s oddly similar to how I proposed to my wife.

  • HellHathNoFury

    And this is why I got rid of my Facebook and blog.
    Thank you, Chive.

    • somerandomguy

      I just wanted to tell you that you are soooooooo sooooooooo sooooooooooooo SUPER DUPER cute !!!

      • nouu

        and jesus loves you. no really he does.

  • cj

    this reminds me of the all the creepy guys trying to kiss up to that HHNF chick that’s on here. it’s extremely pathetic.

  • Verbal Kint

    That’s Katy Perry, isn’t it?

  • Anonymous

    I have a funny feeling HHNF likes the attention “validate me online please!” THAT’S pathetic.

    • HellHathNoFury

      If that were so, I would have kept my Facebook and blog and used the ‘love’ I get here to promote them, whore-style. Please check your reasoning. It’s kindof creepy to walk into the store in your jammas and have people call you by username, and wives irritated at you for no fault of your own.

  • Anonymous

    shackett@gmail maybe?

  • chode

    If this is a mirror shot, wouldn’t it make her marred? Married I mean?

  • PooPooCachoo

    That bump on her nose…. it will keep growing. Think: Barbara Streisand!

  • sgsdg

    goososo.com a leading worldwide wholesaler company (or u can say organization). We

    supply more than 100 thousand high-quality merchandise and famous brand name products all at

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  • nouu

    she would be hotter if she wasn’t making that stupid face….hhnf plz stfu your comments make me ill.

  • top dog

    Yep, that will for sure keep them off the internet.

  • DonkeyBalls

    Ahhhh she’s wearing one of those nose/glasses combos. How cute.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Ha Haaa!! I was thinking same thing…and cracking up…

  • Anonymous

    what camera is that?

  • Polyhooka

    stalkar

  • shane

    cool camera.

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