May 21, 2010 |
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Who is #2?
Seems like you’ve been living under a rock. That’s the chick from the Twilight movies. The one who can’t decide between the sparkling douchebag vampire and the jailbait wolf.
I ponder if this is a trick question to see how many of us pay attention to Twilight.
Thought about that myself. But, I just could not pass up the chance to use the phrase ‘sparkling douchebag’, so I went for it.
Thankfully, the sole fruit of my loins is a 15-year old male. Thus, I have never been subjected to those movies/books/t-shirts/lunchboxes/stationery.
Dakota Fanning is in one of the Twilight movies. Poor thing.
You forgot blood packet drinks/bedsheets/window stickers to pretend some guy is watching you sleep *yes, I am not making that up* and underwear. They should just market tampons and pads with Edward on them, so he can …oh Gods nevermind. Some idiot will read this and make millions off that idea.
“Hello, patent office?”
#2 played Jodie Foster’s son in Panic Room.
#1 Dakota Fanning
# 2 Kristen Stewart.
Someone here have seen or heard about “The Runaways” movie.
seen it and it sucks
Eddie Furlong is still alive??
Looks like just barely. They last 20 years have not been kind to ol’ Eddie.
His career died 20 yrs ago!!
Yeah, actually Ed Furlong has been a recurring villain on CSI:NY.
He was in American History X too. Good movie.
haha gangsta gary in the last one
Wasn’t Gary Coleman like 30 years old during Different Strokes?
Anyone remember when Furlong let lobsters go from a seafood restaurant? What a douche
Yep. And that f*cker had to come to my part of the country to do it. At a damn Meijer store for Christ’s sake. Everyone around here know you go to Kroger to liberate lonely lobsters.
BTW – it wasn’t at a restaurant – it was a grocery store. Sorry, had to clear that up.
Thanks, it was a while ago
Haha, Urkel is cockeyed.
I still have a crush on Kelly Kapowski
Me too. She is so hot.
#8 is Wednesday Addams?
Urkel is Steven A. Smith!!
Dear Oslen twins, thank you so very much for starting the duck face phenomenon. Bitches.
I think that was Zoolander!?
the olsen twins still make the face like they’re sucking on straws. Just smile, b1tches.
I see Gary Coleman got taller.
Hey Punky Brewster – why the long face?
And Anna Paquin has one smoking hot little body now she’s all growed up.
oh, god. my daughter looks like Dakota fanning. i’m off to hide her in a tower.
YES…Hide her in a tower so the world will be saved from her hediousness that her mother handed down to her! Ya UGLY SWAMP FACED GOON….Yeah sames goes to you to HHNF! LOL!
Okay, I’ve heard of ‘heinousness’ and ‘hideousness’ but never ‘hediousness’.
Hedonistic heinousness? Tedious ugliness?
Good job marrying me if you think i’m so ‘hedious’.
I want to say that I’ve met you before theChive… is your name Meg by any chance?
Close, but no cigar.
Isn’t that monica lewinsky’s line?
Really depends on who you know and where you hang out. I know at least a dozen Chrises
Well, absolutely no chance of us having met in real-life ^^ But your avatar and general tone in the posts reminds me of someone. If your name isn’t Meg, then it’s obviously not the same person.
Her real name is Heather W. She lives in Canada
Tyrese, you’re an idiot. Where did ‘Heather’ come from?
*takes stalker map from Tyrese*
i’ve been meaning to tell you she looks like Dakota Fanning for a while now, I just couldn’t remember the name. All i could remember was the girl from Man on Fire.
#8 is the reason ive seen Addams Family elevty majillion times, she’s grown up to be a hottie, pity she directs more than she acts now. And that’s no forehead! That’s a “five-head”!
Jessica Biel and Scarlett Jo FTW!!!! Love those two beezies. So sexy.
The only one worth his salt in that bunch is Christian Bale…the rest are has-beens or should be
I don’t know man, NPH seems to being doing good. You’re right about everyone else though
No way, Fred Savage is the shit. It’s Always Sunny… is hilarious
#27, Danica McKellar decided to skip the has-been route. She wrote two NYT best-selling novels, has written, directed, and produced several films, and STILL stamped her name on a mathematical theorem she helped to prove, earning her a lower Erdos-Bacon number than Stephen Hawking or Carl Sagan.
mmmm bacon nomnomnom
alternate title: before/after plastic surgery
A surprisingly high number of these folks have had either very little or no facial surgery. Kinda inspiring I think
who’s at #25?
I mean, #26?
Fred Savage (sp?)
If Doogie Howser and Wednesday Addams ever go broke, they can just sell real estate on their foreheads.
I see what you did there…you’re implying that they have unusually large foreheads,you see im really clever,its all that brain matter underneath my unusually large forehead
But it still wouldn't make either one of them any less incredibly fricking hot, and probably half the hotness of both of them is those enormous and fast-thinking brains of theirs. Of all the 30ish people in Hwd these are two of the finest.
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How about you experience my size 11 shoe going straight up your ass!?
Hear hear!! Anyone that sees them on The Chive and goes to their web site deserves to be taken out and shot. And never be allowed to look at pictures of pretty girls on the web again.
I wouldn’t exactly put Gary Coleman as growing “up”
Sooki, hurry Trueblood !
I think that’s Kirsten Dunst, not Anna Paquin.
#9 – Anna Paquin.
#12 – Kirsten Dunst.
Awsome post. Would have loved to see Urkel. Natalie Portman FTW
My bad just saw Urkel. On a side note looks like Haley Joel Osment (23) is going throught the awkward years
How did the chick in #31 grow such a sweet scumstache??
#31 grew to have a sweet smutstache because he was a sweet boy…Zac Hanson
The joke there was, Hanson looked like 3 girls! Still do…only with scumstaches.
That is all
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