These safety instructions don’t make me feel safe (20 Photos)

  • SaintxXxAsh

    no one likes a sticky telephone.

  • bodhi1990

    Laughed so hard at these, awesome stuff

  • ChrisDG74

    I fully agree with #20. Excuse me while I go scratch my back and look like a grizzly bear against a tree doing it.

  • Equalizer

    Homosexual are not welcome here

  • Spiderpig615

    Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!! HAHAHA! Sub zero hahaha!

  • Dude

    Judo doesn’t have chops…

    • Brandon

      dude, its from Austin Powers

  • Safety Instructions for Life | the Sublime Blog

    […] Finally, I can now replace my copy of How to Stay Alive in the Woods with these kernels of knowledge. I shall print out several copies on my work printer and wallpaper my entire office with them. I’m sure they’ll be a hit with the boss. […]

  • Anonymous

    Lame rip off of a caption series which was actually funny

  • Anonymous

    lame rip off

    • Dissonant

      Agreed. Lame ripoff. #20 was SOOOO much funnier in its original form. “If you see a terrorist arrow, pin it against the door with your shoulder.”

      • Brandon

        Do you have a link to the original? I’d like to see it.

  • lame

    lame rip off

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  • Heh

    This was funny…
    …when I saw it 10 years ago.

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