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The uncomfortable truth (2 Photos)

May 24, 2010 | In: Funny

HellHathNoFury

Let me be the fir…nevermind-to say that I have yet to meet a girl that thinks guys like that are sexy.
No one wants to hump the guy that looks like their nerdy younger brother.
Zooey, on the other hand…

HellHathNoFury

You’re telling me. I’ve been fighting this nasty fever all weekend. I fear the only prescription may be more cowbell.

Mustafa_Beer

I can hear Blue Oyster Cult in the background….
aosux

If that nerd was heading to comicon in his Benz with a stick of bills in his pocket, plenty of sluts would be willing to be his date…but he is probably heading to the gamestop to get a new accessory on his shwinn, so he gets none

aosux

The nerd would not care either way
thenerdyyoungerbrother

I’ve always been stuck being the nerdy little brother, and yeah I guess you’re right, girls always go for the douche and then complain about them…. and also I think even Will Ferrel is sick of cowbell jokes by now
HellHathNoFury

You shouldn’t speak in third person like that, it’s demeaning.
HellHathNoFury

Once again, ‘women’, not ‘douchebagettes’
Mmm, baguettes…
And Christopher Walken isn’t sick of them, and he’s 458674 times more awesome than obnoxious Will Ferrell.
aosux

You say tomato, we say tomato

thenerdyyoungerbrother

Or, maybe I’m just jealous that I didn’t think of a cowbell joke first… maybe so, but anyways ouch though on the nerdy little brother burn but HHNF you’re still cool and you bring the sweet sweet funny

UrDumb

“We were talking about ‘women’, not cheap trash, honey.”

What’s the difference?

CunningLinguist

this is just a newer version of the same ol’ he said she heard thing. she said “we need to talk” he heard “you need a lawyer”, he said ” i want to get a motorcycle” she heard “im ready for a big fight”

aosux

Bones’ sister is HOT
aosux

*stack (that is an epic fail of a typo)
nickmare

look zoey lastname is hot and all but i find her to be a terrible actress

ch0nies

The nerd on the right looks gay…..bad form.
JamJam

omg Matt Smith <3
Your Underpants

That nerd on the right is Doctor Who,the doctor has no trouble getting chicks
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Karen Gillan (The Doctor’s companion) is way hotter then Zooey.

http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

um neither of those guys are doable.

is it so much to ask for to find a semi-cute guy that’s really nerdy? i mean, COME ON

tomorrowbystorm

As a nerdy guy I must say that I don’t think Mr. Power Glove is an accurate example of a “nerd” thank you very much. That’s about three steps past nerdy into social retard territory.

Buffet

I believe that’s Linda Ronstadt, on the right side in #1.
aosux

Actually, it’s Zooey Deschanel like the sign says. The only movie she is in that I can think of right now is Big Trouble. Hilarious movie, BTW
Arkansas Lad

I was get told I have either the younger or older brother appeal as a nerd and yet I’ve done alright in the dating department. >.> I think the only thing that really sucked up my dating life was being 5’4″. Usually the girls that were around my height liked taller guys and the taller girls were uninterested in short guys. Hmm, slight irony that my girlfriend is 6ft… *shrugs* Been with her 7 months now, so I will say that even a nerd can find happiness with someone, just surprised it was with someone out of my league.
stfumann

DOCTOR WHO!!!!
although i think david tennant is waaaay cuter than matt smith
Anonymous

I can’t speak for most women but I think moot is sexy in a nerdy faggy way and oh topher grace. Is michael cera considered nerdy or just socially inept?

madamecursorla

eh… sure. I can agree with that.
suggestions

cera is both wich makes him totally adorable same goes for mcLovin……cant get enough of those two

Swanky

matt smith is amazingly attractive.
but that is coming from a whovian.
Equalizer

mhe
milikes

Girl Response: I think by nerdy guys we mean bo-ho hipster. At least thats what I mean. mmmm

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