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  1. HellHathNoFury says:

    Let me be the fir…nevermind-to say that I have yet to meet a girl that thinks guys like that are sexy.
    No one wants to hump the guy that looks like their nerdy younger brother.
    Zooey, on the other hand…

    • Blip says:

      Posted by a dude. What do you expect….? Also, you’re hot.

      • HellHathNoFury says:

        You’re telling me. I’ve been fighting this nasty fever all weekend. I fear the only prescription may be more cowbell.

        • Mustafa_Beer says:

          I can hear Blue Oyster Cult in the background….

        • aosux says:

          If that nerd was heading to comicon in his Benz with a stick of bills in his pocket, plenty of sluts would be willing to be his date…but he is probably heading to the gamestop to get a new accessory on his shwinn, so he gets none

          • HellHathNoFury says:

            We were talking about ‘women’, not cheap trash, honey.

            • aosux says:

              The nerd would not care either way

            • thenerdyyoungerbrother says:

              I’ve always been stuck being the nerdy little brother, and yeah I guess you’re right, girls always go for the douche and then complain about them…. and also I think even Will Ferrel is sick of cowbell jokes by now

            • HellHathNoFury says:

              You shouldn’t speak in third person like that, it’s demeaning.

            • HellHathNoFury says:

              Once again, ‘women’, not ‘douchebagettes’
              Mmm, baguettes…
              And Christopher Walken isn’t sick of them, and he’s 458674 times more awesome than obnoxious Will Ferrell.

            • aosux says:

              You say tomato, we say tomato

    • thenerdyyoungerbrother says:

      Or, maybe I’m just jealous that I didn’t think of a cowbell joke first… maybe so, but anyways ouch though on the nerdy little brother burn but HHNF you’re still cool and you bring the sweet sweet funny

      • UrDumb says:

        “We were talking about ‘women’, not cheap trash, honey.”

        What’s the difference?

        • CunningLinguist says:

          this is just a newer version of the same ol’ he said she heard thing. she said “we need to talk” he heard “you need a lawyer”, he said ” i want to get a motorcycle” she heard “im ready for a big fight”

  2. aosux says:

    Bones’ sister is HOT

  3. aosux says:

    *stack (that is an epic fail of a typo)

  4. nickmare says:

    look zoey lastname is hot and all but i find her to be a terrible actress

  5. ch0nies says:

    The nerd on the right looks gay…..bad form.

  6. JamJam says:

    omg Matt Smith <3

  7. Your Underpants says:

    That nerd on the right is Doctor Who,the doctor has no trouble getting chicks

  8. powersticks says:

    Karen Gillan (The Doctor’s companion) is way hotter then Zooey.

  9. um neither of those guys are doable.

    is it so much to ask for to find a semi-cute guy that’s really nerdy? i mean, COME ON

  10. Buffet says:

    I believe that’s Linda Ronstadt, on the right side in #1.

  11. aosux says:

    Actually, it’s Zooey Deschanel like the sign says. The only movie she is in that I can think of right now is Big Trouble. Hilarious movie, BTW

  12. Arkansas Lad says:

    I was get told I have either the younger or older brother appeal as a nerd and yet I’ve done alright in the dating department. >.> I think the only thing that really sucked up my dating life was being 5’4″. Usually the girls that were around my height liked taller guys and the taller girls were uninterested in short guys. Hmm, slight irony that my girlfriend is 6ft… *shrugs* Been with her 7 months now, so I will say that even a nerd can find happiness with someone, just surprised it was with someone out of my league.

  13. stfumann says:

    DOCTOR WHO!!!!
    although i think david tennant is waaaay cuter than matt smith

  14. Anonymous says:

    I can’t speak for most women but I think moot is sexy in a nerdy faggy way and oh topher grace. Is michael cera considered nerdy or just socially inept?

  15. Swanky says:

    matt smith is amazingly attractive.
    but that is coming from a whovian.

  16. Equalizer says:

    mhe

  17. milikes says:

    Girl Response: I think by nerdy guys we mean bo-ho hipster. At least thats what I mean. mmmm

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