• HellHathNoFury

    Let me be the fir…nevermind-to say that I have yet to meet a girl that thinks guys like that are sexy.
    No one wants to hump the guy that looks like their nerdy younger brother.
    Zooey, on the other hand…

    • Blip

      Posted by a dude. What do you expect….? Also, you’re hot.

      • HellHathNoFury

        You’re telling me. I’ve been fighting this nasty fever all weekend. I fear the only prescription may be more cowbell.

        • Mustafa_Beer

          I can hear Blue Oyster Cult in the background….

        • aosux

          If that nerd was heading to comicon in his Benz with a stick of bills in his pocket, plenty of sluts would be willing to be his date…but he is probably heading to the gamestop to get a new accessory on his shwinn, so he gets none

          • HellHathNoFury

            We were talking about ‘women’, not cheap trash, honey.

            • aosux

              The nerd would not care either way

            • thenerdyyoungerbrother

              I’ve always been stuck being the nerdy little brother, and yeah I guess you’re right, girls always go for the douche and then complain about them…. and also I think even Will Ferrel is sick of cowbell jokes by now

            • HellHathNoFury

              You shouldn’t speak in third person like that, it’s demeaning.

            • HellHathNoFury

              Once again, ‘women’, not ‘douchebagettes’
              Mmm, baguettes…
              And Christopher Walken isn’t sick of them, and he’s 458674 times more awesome than obnoxious Will Ferrell.

            • aosux

              You say tomato, we say tomato

    • thenerdyyoungerbrother

      Or, maybe I’m just jealous that I didn’t think of a cowbell joke first… maybe so, but anyways ouch though on the nerdy little brother burn but HHNF you’re still cool and you bring the sweet sweet funny

      • UrDumb

        “We were talking about ‘women’, not cheap trash, honey.”

        What’s the difference?

        • CunningLinguist

          this is just a newer version of the same ol’ he said she heard thing. she said “we need to talk” he heard “you need a lawyer”, he said ” i want to get a motorcycle” she heard “im ready for a big fight”

  • aosux

    Bones’ sister is HOT

  • aosux

    *stack (that is an epic fail of a typo)

  • nickmare

    look zoey lastname is hot and all but i find her to be a terrible actress

    • B-cuz

      That only makes sense if read with a Russian accent.

  • ch0nies

    The nerd on the right looks gay…..bad form.

  • JamJam

    omg Matt Smith ❤

  • Your Underpants

    That nerd on the right is Doctor Who,the doctor has no trouble getting chicks

  • powersticks

    Karen Gillan (The Doctor’s companion) is way hotter then Zooey.

    • P-90

      Agreed, Karen Gillen is gorgeous.

    • michal

      she’s not a weirdo tho

  • RubberDogTurds

    um neither of those guys are doable.

    is it so much to ask for to find a semi-cute guy that’s really nerdy? i mean, COME ON

    • HellHathNoFury

      Talk nerdy to me….

    • Anonymous

      That’s what the is for my dear

      • tomorrowbystorm

        As a nerdy guy I must say that I don’t think Mr. Power Glove is an accurate example of a “nerd” thank you very much. That’s about three steps past nerdy into social retard territory.

        • HellHathNoFury

          Don’t make us kidnap you.

          • MichaelGS

            you 2 can kidnap me anytime 😉

  • Buffet

    I believe that’s Linda Ronstadt, on the right side in #1.

  • aosux

    Actually, it’s Zooey Deschanel like the sign says. The only movie she is in that I can think of right now is Big Trouble. Hilarious movie, BTW

  • Arkansas Lad

    I was get told I have either the younger or older brother appeal as a nerd and yet I’ve done alright in the dating department. >.> I think the only thing that really sucked up my dating life was being 5’4″. Usually the girls that were around my height liked taller guys and the taller girls were uninterested in short guys. Hmm, slight irony that my girlfriend is 6ft… *shrugs* Been with her 7 months now, so I will say that even a nerd can find happiness with someone, just surprised it was with someone out of my league.

  • stfumann

    DOCTOR WHO!!!!
    although i think david tennant is waaaay cuter than matt smith

  • Anonymous

    I can’t speak for most women but I think moot is sexy in a nerdy faggy way and oh topher grace. Is michael cera considered nerdy or just socially inept?

    • madamecursorla

      eh… sure. I can agree with that.

    • suggestions

      cera is both wich makes him totally adorable same goes for mcLovin……cant get enough of those two

  • Swanky

    matt smith is amazingly attractive.
    but that is coming from a whovian.

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  • milikes

    Girl Response: I think by nerdy guys we mean bo-ho hipster. At least thats what I mean. mmmm

    • Bri.

      No ma'm we don't. You get outta here with that shit.

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