• Haldred iz pundit

    I 2 remem ber the glooErios ren ouncemen tt of teh puny ones plez dont asj me 4 it when itz done peeing for the glkoBE

    if u kNows how i can spell Me in HenLish i will gratefulnes
    pLeaz show me how to get out of dis place dis site 2 scare me i tinks

    i peppered on the eyelid of man kind so u Donts have-too

    so the dolfin aint nOT sacriligeious so WAT!!? how du ofending m e aldatime- silly bach und bragams und de eine bethover gevald

    • Nameless

      Sweet Joseph and Acid Dropping Mary! Now THAT is how you do a “first”, people.

    • MichaelGS

      I hope there subtitles somewhere, because you’re not making any sense

      • HellHathNoFury

        Funny, when I told the feds the dolphin ain’t sacrilegious, they tossed me in solitary for a few more days, where the inmates offended me aldetime.

        • Lilly

          I feel so much happier now I urndestnad all this. Thanks!

    • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

      Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like???

  • CunningLinguist

    you sir have accomplished nothing. congrats on making yourself look like an ignorant fuck.

    • McBeastie

      Says the person who can’t figure out the “reply” button.

      • CunningLinguist

        i reserve the right to not hit reply.

        • Bob Dole

          you deserve nothing!!!!!

          • Aaron

            i said he RESERVES the right to not hit reply, not deserves. And it very well may be his right to not hit reply, but it does make himself look like a dumbass for not-replying to an unknown post. So, who is the ignorant fuck to which you refer?

            • Aaron

              Now i am the dumbass. i meant to say that HE said he reserves the right to not hit reply. My bad. But the question at the end still stands.

  • femtrooper

    #6 gets me everytime. Thank goodness I was drinking a soda too, I almost forgot what the burning feels like when it shoots out your nose..

  • yeah


  • http://myragehush.wordpress.com myragehush

    I laugh not at the pictures, but at the comments.

  • HellHathNoFury

    High school band geeks, whenever you play trumpet, cute fuzzy animals die.
    16 is fake. Boys don’t have brains.
    Ew, don’t leave books in damp places.

    • DaddyD

      I thought 6 was a take-off on an old joke … “what’s the difference between a dead squirrel in the road and a live trombone player?”

      Answer: the squirrel was on his way to a paying gig.

    • Anonymous

      it’s a trombone know it all.

      • HellHathNoFury

        I didn’t know trombones could know it all. Sorry, I was never a band nerd. I was too busy having a social life.

        • http://chewbaccafuzzball.wordpress.com chewbaccafuzzball

          which explains why you have commented on this one comment thread numerous times on this geek-oriented website….yah, you totally have a social life.

  • fourtwenty

    you ever read the bible….on mushrooms? no? me either. whats the point of reading about heaven when youre already there? john candy———>

    • Mattythegooch

      Haha!! Are you a Gawd??

      • aosux

        Good one. That made this whole thread worth looking at.

  • Anonymous


  • Uncle Fumbles

    7 seems normal.

  • ken

    Deep thought of the day: Are the sweaters that the sheep are wearing in #3 made of wool?

    #5 What song is the guy playing? “Don’t go Changin’…To try and please me…”

    #14 cartoon: Is that supposed to be a product or a person or a metaphor?

  • Sigmund Freud

    To HHNF: When the woman tries too hard, it is often because she is insecure about her own attractiveness and worth.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Why is that directed towards me? Trying too hard? Um, no makeup, save for Vaseline on my lips, not showing off my cleavage, not in a sexy pose, so who’s trying too hard?
      I know I’m not the hottest, and the hottest girls are the ones who do that kind of thing, so go talk to them.

      • ROFLCentral.com

        The guys who take shots at you are the ones who get replies from you. That’s all they’re looking for. If you ignore them, they go away:)

  • the lonely shepherd

    # 3 is no wtf. the sheeps are sheared. it was probably cold, so….

  • Rusty

    #11 – I’ve got the bluetooth version of that handset. It’s the best thing in the world for talking on a cell phone … so much more comfortable than trying to hold that damn thing up to the side of my head for a long conversation, and sounds a LOT better than any earbud bullshit thing I’ve ever used. You can get them at Thinkgeek.com. Pretty reasonably priced, too.

  • Rauwr

    It’s pretty obvious what’s going on in #6. He’s playing a B Flat, and it worked.

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