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May 26, 2010 |
In: Creepy, Funny, Idiot, WTF
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at least theres no risk of dick scrape-age [sp] with #3
Nope. But a whole lotta soul scrape-age.
yeah, chances are dick scrapage is the least of your worries. meth mouth, thats all im sayin’. i mean, seriously, who knows whats been in there….. any number of dudes, hasselhof, motor oil…… i mean, if this is your last resort, man, theres always masturbation. i mean hey, thats the date that never complains, is never late and always pleases…unless you have mpd or somethin…..
No dick injuries with number 12…she gives a blowjob a whole new meaning.
…..you know. just throwin that out there.
That is so freakin weird,random,stupid,and funny at the same time!
potential in #12?
That is so freakin gross man but my cousin has that same problem so i have to live with it
#4 ain't bad, thats just a gymnast in motion. The rest are just not right….and sick.
Grandmas, you put your blouses down!! bad bad grandmas!!
This woman is so freakin flexible but i can so that to
#6 doesn't look like an Ass, it looks like Shit
I know, right. It's not even anatomically correct
That is just random,nasty,and stupid and now I am done eating and i just started eating!
who's the dude in #17, oh wait, never mind…
wow this man/woman i don't know wat she/he is!
fat people…die plz.
Fuck you man, fat people are people too. I’m not ashamed, I’m a big man. I’ve got no problems embracing it either. As long as you’re happy with yourself it all that matters
But bro if all the fatties die, the fast food industry will collapse. If the food industry collapses, where are you going to work bro?
#2 is once again, pure epicness
that oreo is so freakin tight and i want to eat all by myself and not sharing!
What a bad way to start the morning off
When 6 inch bugs are the least disturbing pics in the morning, you know what kind of day it will be…
It is not right to post these type of fugly pics.
i love how people on meth walk around thinking no one knows the real reason why their front teeth are stained black or missing entirely. morons.
the “leia”-picture is just wrong, wrong, wrong……
Remember watching that scene in “Return of the Jedi” and wondering, “What would the offspring of Leia and Jabba look like?” Well, now we know.
#11 ate #2
What has been seen… can not be unseen!
what kind of spider is that?
It’s a big ass spider.
I believe that classification is “arachnidis gluteus maximus.”
It’s of the Holius Fuckera Ima Needa Bigger Shoe variety
It’s actually the “That’s in my house? I’m fucking moving.” species.
Oh, please make it stop. It burns, it burns!
Some days I love Chive, some days I hate Chive. This is a latter day.
Like most serious relationships, you gotta take the good with the bad.
I just wish I could unsee this post
….trying to eat some god-damn breakfast here, bastards
whos up for a gummy with number 3
I want to know the stories behind 1 and 8.
2 is awesome … what dedication!
I’m in lust with 4 … I will wait until she turns 18!
16 … tastes like chicken.
What’s wrong with 19? Probably 70% of the world’s male population wears a bathing suit like this to the beach.
#18 – “You must mean girl Michael” or “I thought you wanted a holy trinity”.
Madonna looks like a roadie for the Rolling Stones.
chive has fucked up my whole day, I won’t be able to eat lunch, this has to be the sickest shit I have ever seen……..fuckers!
#14 there is about a liter of water in that pool.
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