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Duuuuuude. I can’t get that taste out of my eyes (19 Photos)

May 26, 2010 | In: Creepy, Funny, Idiot, WTF

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SaintxXxAsh

at least theres no risk of dick scrape-age [sp] with #3

Nameless

Nope. But a whole lotta soul scrape-age.
CunningLinguist

yeah, chances are dick scrapage is the least of your worries. meth mouth, thats all im sayin’. i mean, seriously, who knows whats been in there….. any number of dudes, hasselhof, motor oil…… i mean, if this is your last resort, man, theres always masturbation. i mean hey, thats the date that never complains, is never late and always pleases…unless you have mpd or somethin…..

Spiderpig615

No dick injuries with number 12…she gives a blowjob a whole new meaning.
CunningLinguist

…..you know. just throwin that out there.

kaylyn

That is so freakin weird,random,stupid,and funny at the same time!

thatsnotausername

potential in #12?

kaylyn

That is so freakin gross man but my cousin has that same problem so i have to live with it

top dog

#4 ain't bad, thats just a gymnast in motion. The rest are just not right….and sick.

Grandmas, you put your blouses down!! bad bad grandmas!!

kaylyn

This woman is so freakin flexible but i can so that to

Equalizer

#6 doesn't look like an Ass, it looks like Shit

Dalevich

I know, right. It's not even anatomically correct
kaylyn

That is just random,nasty,and stupid and now I am done eating and i just started eating!

keithp420

who's the dude in #17, oh wait, never mind…

kaylyn

wow this man/woman i don't know wat she/he is!

nouu

fat people…die plz.

Zach

Fuck you man, fat people are people too. I’m not ashamed, I’m a big man. I’ve got no problems embracing it either. As long as you’re happy with yourself it all that matters
frankenscrote

But bro if all the fatties die, the fast food industry will collapse. If the food industry collapses, where are you going to work bro?

Anonymous

#2 is once again, pure epicness

kaylyn

that oreo is so freakin tight and i want to eat all by myself and not sharing!

confused

What a bad way to start the morning off
Mustafa_Beer

When 6 inch bugs are the least disturbing pics in the morning, you know what kind of day it will be…
nomad 78

Dear chive…
It is not right to post these type of fugly pics.
ROK

i love how people on meth walk around thinking no one knows the real reason why their front teeth are stained black or missing entirely. morons.
Romo

the “leia”-picture is just wrong, wrong, wrong……

exexec

Remember watching that scene in “Return of the Jedi” and wondering, “What would the offspring of Leia and Jabba look like?” Well, now we know.

rhythmdevil

#11 ate #2
HardCore Mike

What has been seen… can not be unseen!
bowhuntpa

what kind of spider is that?

top dog

It’s a big ass spider.

Jon without the h

I believe that classification is “arachnidis gluteus maximus.”

HellHathNoFury

It’s of the Holius Fuckera Ima Needa Bigger Shoe variety

(A)

It’s actually the “That’s in my house? I’m fucking moving.” species.

ChrisDG74

Oh, please make it stop. It burns, it burns!
zym

Some days I love Chive, some days I hate Chive. This is a latter day.

Anonymous

Like most serious relationships, you gotta take the good with the bad.

Dub

I just wish I could unsee this post
garp

….trying to eat some god-damn breakfast here, bastards

king

lmfao!!!!!!

the Dude

whos up for a gummy with number 3
DaddyD

I want to know the stories behind 1 and 8.
2 is awesome … what dedication!
I’m in lust with 4 … I will wait until she turns 18!
16 … tastes like chicken.
What’s wrong with 19? Probably 70% of the world’s male population wears a bathing suit like this to the beach.
SteelPenguin

#18 – “You must mean girl Michael” or “I thought you wanted a holy trinity”.
creepsareforkeeps

Madonna looks like a roadie for the Rolling Stones.
reecedawg

chive has fucked up my whole day, I won’t be able to eat lunch, this has to be the sickest shit I have ever seen……..fuckers!
Blip

#14 there is about a liter of water in that pool.

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