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You’re no geek, just a smoking hot faker (27 Photos)

June 1, 2010 | In: Girls, Hot Women

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Gutterville

#11 is the hottest

sander

indecisive between #11 and #12 =P
Simplesam

elly tran ha .. Vietnamese model

T

#18 is the porn star Eva Angelina

Zach

You beat me to it lol

Fapmaster

I confirm.

captmo9

definitely her

Rick

That doesnt look like her. Maybe a lil but not her.

Todd

glasses = artificial intelligence
poppajo8

Damn! I love glasses on chicks.
DaddyD

Who cares whether they are real geeks or not …

88

who cares if they’re sexy or not and who cares if they’re girls or not

mattguy9000

porn stars shouldnt count… we all already know what they look like.

Jon without the h

Ah yes…glasses can make any woman seem smarter. I always thought Britney Spears looked good with glasses on, too. This is why. Dumb as a brick, but she looked intelligent.
ozzie

wow miley cyrus only lookin like half a slut when she goes out…she’s gettin better

Rachele

That isn't Miley Cyrus retard.

Crystal

Okay there is DEFINITELY something wrong with 13/26′s stomach/hips. Bad photoshop job? It just doesn’t look right :S
garp

…I predict the next trend in fakery with hot babes will be the wearing of ornate brass diving helmets, tricking us into believing they are underwater welders…be on guard for this gentlemen and don’t let just anyone attempt to repair your offshore drilling platform even if she is smoking gorgeous

HellHathNoFury

Woah, you callin me a liar? Just kidding, i can’t underwater yet.

garp

…underwater aside HHNF, if you come sashaying up to me wearing your most etheral lingerie and your welding helmet telling me seductively that you can repair that broken brace on the superstructure of my helicopter landing platform I’m asking for a journeyman’s ticket honey, sorry, but call me old-fashioned that way…now if you pull up in your weatherworn leathers demolishing pink bubble gum with a sparker sticking out of your chest pocket, different story

HellHathNoFury

Sounds sexy, but anyone welding in lingerie, male or female, will be covered in slivers and burns.
You can check me for slivers, babaayy *weegly singed eyebrows*

Gaetano

11, 8, 4, 27, that is all
keithp420

this is why Bayonetta is my new favorite game…jesus i’m a fckn nerd…
Alan

Atleast one of these chicks is a hardcore porn star so maybe they are geeks for cock.
Equalizer

Me want them for Christmas!!!
goposaur

I need a pocket protector for my pants
106

Scraping the bottom of the Internet Barrel Chive?
TheNerdyYoungerBrother

I’d say 3 and the one walking down the street (pics aren’t numbered when looking at them from my phone) caused my nerd glasses to get fogged up.
CoffeeAnyone

17. Someone save her!
top dog

Them ain’t no geeks, thems some fine ass women. Notice how they all got pretty mouths?
I like that squat #2 is doing.
fourtwenty

brunettes with glasses = FTMFW
Bud Ugly

Who’s #11?

I see her picture everywhere (mostly for “Facebook of Porn”, “Sexy College Girls”, or “Meet Single Asians” ads).

Anonymous

ME TOO! I knew she looked familiar!

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#3 and 19
someguy

88 – you fail at life.
bobg4400

who is #16?
Phillyfanjd

I think 18 is Eva Angelina
daryl

#7 ftw

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