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Daily Afternoon Randomness (35 Photos)

June 2, 2010 | In: Random

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Chris

#35 would look so much better if she wasn’t making that stupid face.

http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

that’s what i told your dad when we were banging last night.
zing!

88

The joke only works with mothers
zipperz

Way to go Chris’ dad!
Anonymous

Wanna tell me that tonight while we’ banging?

nouu

35 would look alot better if she were showing her pussyhole.

Bill

Wow. Thanks for the conversation killer.

LOL

Holy smoke bombs!

SaintxXxAsh

hahahaha

Vern

#2 FTW
aosux

What shoes?
CunningLinguist

#35 we did no such thing. they got stuck in the dryer and got ruined. so we tried to pull them out, but the dryer was still going, and caught on fire. so the whole building went up in flames, and as we were running out, we heard the baby next door crying so we rushed in to save it. then we used the clothes to shield the baby from flames, which is now why we stink. we got your latex outfit melted all over us, plus burning baby smell. ps, baby is fine, thanks for asking.

stafferty

LOCUSTS!

Vern

WTF…? You just changed the order. Minnie Mouse boobs FTW.
Vern

#18 – Go Hawks!!!

BillyBlaze

Bring the cup back to Chicago!

Roscoe

Does that mean Grandma is in the jar, don’t eat her remains? Or are they simply telling Grandma to not hog the beige pasty stuff in the jar?

And yes, I do tend to over-analyze things….

Random Crazy Person

Maybe grandma likes to eat dirt?
A better question is, why do they have a jar of dirt in the fridge?

garp

…gotta get me one of those hovercats, will drive the dog nuts
NTFW

I’M AN ASSHOLE, I WEAR FUR… lolololol nice
giraffe

wow. the chive actually showed a classy car!! too bad aston martins are not, as a rule, supposed to be dropped. also, #23 = >:[
AT

another advantage of being colorblind… not having to see # 31
RandomRolis

can chive steal more clothes from more women pls
Gordon of Hesselink

#34 OMG NO
southernfriedcaliboy

#9 FAIL event though she’s hot, your supposed to disconnect the driveshaft before loosen……. aw fuck nevermind yall are probably car-tarded anyway…. #16 & #21: OMNOM NOM NOM NOM

Roder

#21 The picture does NOT do justice. In reality, one of these donuts could be worn as a hat. And yes, they are really very yellow. In all of central Texas they are just referred to as “the yellow Round Rock donuts.” Few people know the name of the bakery that makes them.

crait

I actually live in Round Rock! I’m within walking distance of the place that makes them. They are just called Round Rock Donuts.

Dave

Yeah, it’s on the other side of town from me now, so I don’t get up there that often. But everytime I do I make sure to stop in. Love that place!

HellHathNoFury

Why would you have to disconnect the drive shaft before removing the oil pan?
What we need is a shot of her after the oil leaks out past the bolt. That would be hot.

southernfriedcaliboy

She wasn’t loosening the oil pan… she had the socket on a bolt for the cross-member support… I’m afraid I go into more detail id lose ya…

wonderWhy?

pretty sure she has an extension going through the crossmember. Who knows what the socket was on? Could have been the oil plug, or about anything else.

Anonymous

#9 WOW! Perfect Woman!

redredwinesterling

or she is bolting on the cross member…. either way she is really hot!!

Nicnac

#30 most people who are ‘color blind’ mix up TWO colors. It doesn’t mean they see in grayscale. AND, even if they did, those colors would appear as different grays. So, yah. #30 is dumb.

Mike

Its a joke, fucknut.

Nicnac

it’s a poor joke, simpleton.

Docsully

#16 “growlth frisbee attack!”
#23 “sigh, this is the last time i choose to be reencarnated as a giraffe!”
Anonymous

Chive, for the love of GOD, next time take the damn sign too!
Anonymous

Who is #3, Chive?? I need to know NAO!

number 3

Agreed! Yes Chive we NEED to know who number 3 is. Please find out for us.
Also on a side note………35, nice work! Now lets see one without the cardboard sign.

MacheteJack

#9 HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE JENNIFER MORRISON.
archie goodwin

#15…that is the ugliest cat I ever did see
dirknake

Anyone want to buy a grey bike?
randomhero1218

#35 you rock. That is all
sparky3533

# 35 Tank you!
culion

HHNF I WOULDN’T MID SEEING YOU COVERED IN WHIPPED CREAM. i WOULD EAT YOU ALL NIGHT.

jeff in Australia

Does your mother know you are using the computer…?
I know it is difficult, getting all those flushes, hair growing out of strange places, thinking about/with nothing but your dick, we have all been there.
But don’t worry about it too much, soon as you are through puberty, things will be better,. Good luck with it..
CunningLinguist

that dude sounds like a cannibal…..id stay away from him. just sayin…..

tomorrowbystorm

^^^^ This is creepy.

On a less stalkery note….Is it just me or is the girl in #32 jumping incredibly high out of that fountain?

HellHathNoFury

I wished for a hot girl when I threw a coin in, and she shot right out.

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