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June 2, 2010 |
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#35 would look so much better if she wasn’t making that stupid face.
that’s what i told your dad when we were banging last night.
The joke only works with mothers
Way to go Chris’ dad!
Wanna tell me that tonight while we’ banging?
35 would look alot better if she were showing her pussyhole.
Wow. Thanks for the conversation killer.
Holy smoke bombs!
#35 we did no such thing. they got stuck in the dryer and got ruined. so we tried to pull them out, but the dryer was still going, and caught on fire. so the whole building went up in flames, and as we were running out, we heard the baby next door crying so we rushed in to save it. then we used the clothes to shield the baby from flames, which is now why we stink. we got your latex outfit melted all over us, plus burning baby smell. ps, baby is fine, thanks for asking.
WTF…? You just changed the order. Minnie Mouse boobs FTW.
#18 – Go Hawks!!!
Bring the cup back to Chicago!
Does that mean Grandma is in the jar, don’t eat her remains? Or are they simply telling Grandma to not hog the beige pasty stuff in the jar?
And yes, I do tend to over-analyze things….
Maybe grandma likes to eat dirt?
A better question is, why do they have a jar of dirt in the fridge?
…gotta get me one of those hovercats, will drive the dog nuts
I’M AN ASSHOLE, I WEAR FUR… lolololol nice
wow. the chive actually showed a classy car!! too bad aston martins are not, as a rule, supposed to be dropped. also, #23 = >:[
another advantage of being colorblind… not having to see # 31
can chive steal more clothes from more women pls
#34 OMG NO
#9 FAIL event though she’s hot, your supposed to disconnect the driveshaft before loosen……. aw fuck nevermind yall are probably car-tarded anyway…. #16 & #21: OMNOM NOM NOM NOM
#21 The picture does NOT do justice. In reality, one of these donuts could be worn as a hat. And yes, they are really very yellow. In all of central Texas they are just referred to as “the yellow Round Rock donuts.” Few people know the name of the bakery that makes them.
I actually live in Round Rock! I’m within walking distance of the place that makes them. They are just called Round Rock Donuts.
Yeah, it’s on the other side of town from me now, so I don’t get up there that often. But everytime I do I make sure to stop in. Love that place!
Why would you have to disconnect the drive shaft before removing the oil pan?
What we need is a shot of her after the oil leaks out past the bolt. That would be hot.
She wasn’t loosening the oil pan… she had the socket on a bolt for the cross-member support… I’m afraid I go into more detail id lose ya…
pretty sure she has an extension going through the crossmember. Who knows what the socket was on? Could have been the oil plug, or about anything else.
#9 WOW! Perfect Woman!
or she is bolting on the cross member…. either way she is really hot!!
#30 most people who are ‘color blind’ mix up TWO colors. It doesn’t mean they see in grayscale. AND, even if they did, those colors would appear as different grays. So, yah. #30 is dumb.
Its a joke, fucknut.
it’s a poor joke, simpleton.
#16 “growlth frisbee attack!”
#23 “sigh, this is the last time i choose to be reencarnated as a giraffe!”
Chive, for the love of GOD, next time take the damn sign too!
Who is #3, Chive?? I need to know NAO!
Agreed! Yes Chive we NEED to know who number 3 is. Please find out for us.
Also on a side note………35, nice work! Now lets see one without the cardboard sign.
#9 HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE JENNIFER MORRISON.
#15…that is the ugliest cat I ever did see
Anyone want to buy a grey bike?
#35 you rock. That is all
# 35 Tank you!
HHNF I WOULDN’T MID SEEING YOU COVERED IN WHIPPED CREAM. i WOULD EAT YOU ALL NIGHT.
Does your mother know you are using the computer…?
I know it is difficult, getting all those flushes, hair growing out of strange places, thinking about/with nothing but your dick, we have all been there.
But don’t worry about it too much, soon as you are through puberty, things will be better,. Good luck with it..
that dude sounds like a cannibal…..id stay away from him. just sayin…..
^^^^ This is creepy.
On a less stalkery note….Is it just me or is the girl in #32 jumping incredibly high out of that fountain?
I wished for a hot girl when I threw a coin in, and she shot right out.
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