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  • Chris

    In soviet Russia, shit eats you.

  • bob

    Rules #3
    BEWARE OF BATHROOMS

  • beavs

    Tom’s toilet troll refused to accept any more orange tp.

  • Rick

    MUM!! The bidet has fucked up again

  • Manicotti

    In retrospect, changing the setting of The Ring from urban to rural was the smartest thing the producers could have done.

  • THEDAVE

    AT LEAST THE ASS-EATING SEWER ZOMBIES ARE ENJOYING THE PARTY.
    POOR BASTARD.

    • CunningLinguist

      ass eating sewer zombies need love too.

  • Aysun

    This happens when you forget to flush the toilet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shazwan underandover

    Shit happens

  • CunningLinguist

    APPLE’S NEW ATTEMPT AT ADVERTISING HITS ALL TIME LOW.

  • Yuval

    So, you want to know how hemorrhoids feels like…

  • kaeru

    Miguel’s deuce drops him.

  • Cocos Island

    “Drag me to Hell” alternate ending

  • Hotdog Neck

    The negative result of not properly following the rule ‘ If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down’

  • Tyler

    “I TOLD you to put the seat down honey….”

  • Jared

    Anikan Skywalkers actual journey to the dark side.

  • The Annoyed Elephant

    It suddenly occurred to Ted that his friends were right to mock him for sitting down to pee.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Perhaps sitting on Mary-Kate’s lap, while she was on the throne was not the wisest choice!

  • MrPoPy

    I told to flush before your shit eats you !

  • Thisisme

    I thought Montezuma’s revenge meant just getting the squirts!

  • SJ

    Revenge of Mr Hankey: Eat more fibre

  • DrRockso

    Taco Bell metaphor in there somewhere

  • matt

    It sucks to go second in the new sport of midget flushing.

  • MattW

    Isn’t it time you got that Prostate Exam?

  • zym

    Hey, look! Cookies!!

  • jay

    That Shit will mess you up!

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