Daily Afternoon Randomness (31 Photos)

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  • r2kk

    I like the first pic. that face is priceless

    • greenerblues

      Why is HHNF teaching her kid “The Shocker”?

      • HellHathNoFury

        Oh, phunny.
        I do not look like that.

    • zeya24

      2 in the pink and 1 in the #%$&*!

  • ken

    She didn't really commit suicide did she? 😦

    Leonard Ball rocks!

    I bet the guy in #9 waits a moment or two before standing up.

    #1 So THATS why they call it "shocker"…'cause she looks shocked!

    • Lokiluck

      She didn’t commit suicide, suicide girls is like a club thing, its about free sexuality and expression or something like that. kinda off topic but i think its funny she has a squirrel tattoo on the front of her leg.

    • P-90

      The ‘Shocker’ image was on the promotional material for the movie ‘Snatch’ (I know ironic right?) because of the character ‘Frankie four fingers’

      • http://metalcool36.wordpress.com metalcool36

        Snatch = One of the greatest movies of all time!

      • (A)

        That’s not ironic. That’s humorously coincidental.

        • P-90

          I know, as soon as I pressed ‘submit’ I thought ‘oh that’s not ironic at all’, like everything Alanis morissette mentions in that anoying song.

        • ken

          Yeah, but we need a catchy word for “humorously coincidental” so people will stop misusing the word Ironic.

          • MichaelGS

            might i suggest “humourdentical”? It might take a while to spread but if we work hard we can cure this itsironic-itus that seems to be catching

            • jeff in Australia

              “silly schoolboy”

            • MichaelGS

              gee thanks jeffrey, didnt know you cared

    • John Smith

      Do you think thats his baby sitter? Two in the pink and one in the stink.

  • AlphaZulu

    #1 – Congratulations for being a successful parent!!

    • zeya24

      The babysitter gets busted for giving him his first trip around the world, lol!
      2 in the pink and 1 in he $#%&*!@

  • Mark

    #21: I have a cowboy for you to ride! Me!

    • sippinator

      DAMN YOU!!!

      • CunningLinguist

        they wouldve been so much hotter without the turtle necks….wtf is up with that?

        • floscar

          Holy shit, i didn’t even notice the turtle necks, all I saw was twin awesomeness.

  • sippinator

    I’d like to thank the Academy.

  • Awesome

    21 def has a engagement ring… WTF!

  • Awesome

    i def ment 31

  • Bill Dozer

    #1: “Oh SHIT!! He saw us last night….”

  • ChrisDG74

    #8 – I didn’t know Vince Neil from Motley Crue was in Top Gun. Oh, wait….

  • Anonymous

    27- wtf??

  • thatdude

    # 24 he must have hated homeless people too. What a man! RIP Leonard Ball :, (

  • jeff in Australia

    #4 is a great comment.

  • randomhero1218

    21-How do girls walk in shoes like that. Oh and also… Hot Damn!

    • SaintxXxAsh

      i have no idea, i can barely stand in regular heels…

      • MichaelGS

        that’s because you spend so much time on your back, you’ve forgotten how to walk 😉

        jk. you set yourself up for that one SaintxXxAsh

        • jeff in Australia

          Do you practice being a moronic arsehole, or does it just come naturally…?

          • MichaelGS

            I hit the moronic arsehole gym a couple times it a week Jeff *flexes moronic arsehole muscle*. It shows right? *wiggley eyebrows*

            besides, i was joking about the time on the back comment. hence the ‘JK’ you might not have noticed with your head so far up your own ass

            • jeff in Australia

              Yeah, I believe you, it’s working. Putting “JK” does not make you or your words funny. And using others expressions makes you look even more of a fool. As for the arsehole, I will bow to your much greater experience on the subject.

            • MichaelGS

              bow before the king of the arseholes jeffrey.

              you do realise i will forever put JK at the end of all the replies i make to your comments hence forth

              #1: JK

  • Leif Erikson

    At least #27 had a sexy death.
    28 looks like31 of the future.

  • Carlos Spicy Wiener

    Ian McKellen FTW

    • rihughes

      Gandalf the Grey…errrr. I mean the Gay.

  • Great Odin's Raven !!!

    #27 ” IT HURTS SOOO GOOOOD !”

  • LOL

    #5…DUCT TAPE Gotta have the duct tape man…sheesh. That roll thing up by the paper clips & rubber band could be the tape but I don’t think so. MacGyver never went any where without it…what I want to know is where’d he hide it? 🙂

  • Pedobear

    #27 can I go next?

    • Floopa_Joopa

      Yeah, why don’t we all line up to be choked out by two Asian women. Sounds like a hoot.

      • isawoj

        Don’t you know wrasslin’?

        Just get a reversal and go to town on her.

        ————————————————————————-> Eddie Murphy!

        • isawoj

          close enough

          • isawoj

            Are you fucking kidding me?

            • aosux

              That just made this all worth it. Oh, and twins!

  • doo dah doo doo

    #13… i want one of those things! water fountain in my bathroom sink? awesome.

    i also want one of those #31’s…

  • elbruce

    There was looting in Tennessee. Also, people getting shot by drunk people over nothing.

  • Anonymous abood

    LAST..
    if saying first gives u like a 100 thumps down .. how about saying last
    well, i gotta a feeling “woohoo” that its the same .. that tonight is gonna be a good night.. tonight is gonna be a good good night.. feeling wohoo

    anyway this topic here is getting old, so nobody will be here to read this,
    i can say anything now 🙂 i’m anonymus ” and i can spell anonymous wrong, i’m ignoring the red lines under the words cuz no one can tell me what to do,, you hear me stupid red line.. no one!!” i luv chive.. i wonder what picture i’ll get on the side of my comment.. last time i got Jerry seinfeld and i liked it .. it’s obvious that i’m bored, sleepy and i’ve got nothing better to do , so let’s keep going. if u r reading this, i wanna tell you one thing…. why??…… not why u r reading this but why the ultimate answer to life and the whole universe is 42..
    i did the math and it was just 13 ,, so do you think this is a conspiracy to control our minds.. plz help me spread the truth,, it’s 13 NOT 42..
    u know “they” made the number 13 look bad for a reason.. everything has a reason and u should start not thinking about it because if u do think about it they’ll get you,.. “i hope there is no character limit here in chive or else i’m screwed” … btw why is it 140 character in twitter? why not 113? see, i told you they’re trying to make you forget about the number 13..
    i mean come on its so obvious that the answer is 13,,
    think about it every thing leads to 13 ” NOT 23 as Jim Carrey tried to tell you.. even hollywood is involvd ” involved* ” in this conspiracy ..
    ok this will shock you.. think about this 6+6+6 -5 = ???
    this is one of unlimited examples that prove my point

    i talkd too much “”count the letters in the previous sentence”” yes 13!!!! even though i spelled the word “talked” wrong by an “unintentional” mistake. i got 13 again .. sounds familiar right .. 13 again.. 17 again haa?? yes the movie
    it was 13 again but THEY CHANGED IT..

    “they” were wrong when “they” made it so obvious that “they “want to change the number 13.. which was a big mistake when “they” made a movie called “13 going on 30”.. when i saw this movie it was a huge step for me in the way of realizing the truth.

    even here in chive>> if 12 ppl liked any post and i clicked on the like button guess what number will appear? they are everywhere

    one more proof.. the letter N is the last letter in the word “thirteen” and it is number 13 if you count the alphabet backwards!! try it “i hope it works lol”

    OMG they’re knocking on my door .. they found me .. plz spread this message.. i spent my entire last 13 minutes looking for the truth and i finally found it,, now it’s up to you.. when u read this i would be dead.. yes i died for this cause .. fellow chivers..good bye 😥 may i RIP

    never mind they knocked on the door 14 times i’m safe yay
    noo they faked the last knock.. it was 14-1 !!!

    note to self : get a F life..
    oh i forgot the F word here means 1st.. so what i said is “get a First life”
    i wonder what that means.. everything has a reason.. mmm let’s see..
    NO NO NO i don’t wanna see or think about it.. i can go for an hour talking about that shit// and i wanna sleep..

    i just discovered this: if you put “2 camels in a tiny car” you’ll get the number 13.. ahhh my head is killing me!

    i think i’m high but i don’t remember smoking anything in the last 13 minutes.
    weird ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> “don’t waste ur time.. yes they are 13 exclamation marks………….

    • jeff in Australia

      Are you OK. Can I call someone for you… I am bored too, but it’s always good to know there is someone worse of than yourself… so thank you..!

      • Panterror

        You really should get high if you aren’t cuz you need some mellowing.

    • The Man

      We have you surrounded. Resistance is futile.

      • Mustafa_Beer

        The above rant was brought to you by 5 Hour energy drink, Ambien and Jack Daniels…
        fine print… do not operate heavy equipment!

    • Anonymous

      dude pass me this shit

      • chive it

        somebody should send this into thechive lol

  • tomorrowbystorm

    Dude, which Suicide girl is that?

  • thatsnotausername

    HAHA #22 .. Tell it like it is Gandalf..

  • I am Val's left left testicle

    I was brilliant as Chris Knight. I wrecked shit as Madmartigan. Sorry, Iceman was kinda gay… I was a beast as Chris Shiherlis. Now i got Macgruber…. Kiss my fat ass naysayers….

  • "J"

    #1 is thinking… wow, that’s shocking…

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