Remember Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey (8 Photos)

say what?

so true, so true

Handy with words ain’t he..

ah good times. SNL rocks.

Haven’t seen these in a while, but imediately thought about SNL.

Jack Handey was awesome!! R.I.P. Phil Hartman….

IMO these fucking sucked

I remember Jack Handey, funny as hell. Phil Hartman is still the man.

My favorite: If trees could scream would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? Yes, if they screamed all the time for no good reason.

This is pure, unadulterated American humor. Love it.

” If you drop your keys in a pool of hot Lava, dont reach in for them they are gone”

“Consider the Daffodil. And While you’re doing that I’ll be over here going through your stuff.”

Jack Handy: Off. Funny.

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting

word

remember? I never forgot! Although these weren’t his best.

“Hey, free dummy!”

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think likes dolphins most? I’d say Flippy, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong, though. It’s Hambone.

My favorite of all time was something like, “Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo flying by a beautiful painting in his feet. And also, you’re drunk.”

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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