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June 3, 2010 |
In: Awesome, Funny
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so true, so true
Handy with words ain’t he..
ah good times. SNL rocks.
Haven’t seen these in a while, but imediately thought about SNL.
On another note. What about having some Lori Beth Denberg’s Vital Information quotes someday?
Lather, Rinse, Maim.
Yes, I would absolutely LOVE to see some Vital Information quotes! Please Chive? Pleeeeeaaaasssse?
Jack Handey was awesome!! R.I.P. Phil Hartman….
You do realise that Phil Hartman had nothing to do with Deep Thoughts, right?
“You do realise that Phil Hartman had nothing to do with Deep Thoughts, right?”
He had nothing to do with the writing but he did the voice over for the introduction (“And now….Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey”) which is why people associate him with the spots.
Ur right. My bad. It’s been forever since I saw thelittle affirmations that I had forgotten about Hartman doing the intro. Guess somewhere in there I was thinking ( I goffta effin quit that!) Al Fraknen did that… but that was another skit.
IMO these fucking sucked
I remember Jack Handey, funny as hell. Phil Hartman is still the man.
My favorite: If trees could scream would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? Yes, if they screamed all the time for no good reason.
This is pure, unadulterated American humor. Love it.
” If you drop your keys in a pool of hot Lava, dont reach in for them they are gone”
“Consider the Daffodil. And While you’re doing that I’ll be over here going through your stuff.”
Jack Handy: Off. Funny.
If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting
remember? I never forgot! Although these weren’t his best.
“Hey, free dummy!”
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think likes dolphins most? I’d say Flippy, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong, though. It’s Hambone.
My favorite of all time was something like, “Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo flying by a beautiful painting in his feet. And also, you’re drunk.”
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
That's the best one ever!
They must not of had that one listed when this was ORIGINALLY posted on 4CHAN.
Another lame repost from thechive
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